闲话略过。偶的大哥默默祈祷半晌,结果抽到了一位足足顶俺两个滴重量级美女,而且还悲催滴当上了第一个!众目睽睽之下,只见他面对胖妞一句Hi honey还没说完,两个人就同时笑场,互相喷了对方一脸唾沫星子。 最后他的全文竟然是这样滴:“Hi honey, I fell so lucky to be your valentine tonight, because you are giving me a good chance to get away from my tiger who everybody knows as a cat. (全场轰然大笑!) Unfortunately, I know that I only have a couple of hours with you, then I’ll have to...(他做了个沮丧滴表情,全场再次轰然大笑!)”你说这算神马甜言蜜语啊,满屋子又是口哨又是起哄滴,一下子就把俺给推到了风口浪尖上。。。