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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: ( }8 `: A8 H+ ]; R. a4 B
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
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" h. M* J0 Q3 [Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 5 Q/ Z6 ~1 _$ k/ K2 H: g
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IRISH WOMAN:
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3 i' I/ j$ i: a B; n+ R3 j6 iFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ! }$ {- ?) d/ @/ {5 n" V) K
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. , e' I( w- m9 C0 h+ ~ q) e C
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN: & _* H l6 j/ g; {; ~% r" H4 r$ T7 [
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
& T# L2 u4 E5 o4 }- A% a* SSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
% a! c0 @8 k3 p, q; \Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
4 ^& b0 k* V/ @3 ^4 b5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 6 G9 j: ]0 |2 |+ j: H4 p7 h
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 7 L6 K. Y9 a) U, [4 t R
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. 6 W; e8 U; h, w7 B0 y
Second Date: You get more great head.
% W$ P. u8 ^1 L' D# xThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. + a% Y/ n: e% I
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POLISH WOMAN: 6 G8 z' P- X* I% l, e: D
- \/ @& {. S" c" n Y) yFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. $ `, C4 j) O+ z
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. * b& k4 d/ E, g2 c- r& ~
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
( Y! i# c6 M$ `1 G2 A; I4 D1 FSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. - h% e$ W8 f/ H5 J v
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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First date: Meet her parents.
) H; G( ?0 e: h6 tSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
3 m0 }5 ]- j( C( r [) J+ U9 e YThird date: Wedding night.
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* C! q: G+ ` ^% p- e' IBLACK WOMAN:
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; Y* [( }7 d; i1 Y- A1 q) s6 gFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
, I: z/ [. H0 `. ?% Q CSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
$ C% C/ I! y$ lThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
# ~' u4 \8 M( n3 Q1 XTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
k1 C, W- O. D G( h( k/ h) pSecond Date: She is pregnant . Z" u I* }9 Q$ e7 R1 C- c
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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