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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: " \* C9 o w$ _% j: ~9 c* B
6 N1 L' N% y; C4 D' zFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
) `! w0 V/ N: cSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. - Y$ F G" ]" q( E% ?
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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. n, j* ?( h$ m9 t6 KIRISH WOMAN: ! y4 d" e7 {) {5 j9 l
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. & P: Z5 n; u, ~" r
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
3 n7 s5 E2 T( G6 S3 X+ f20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 3 N- |8 F, @9 L) x" B' o) h7 H
4 Q, J' `1 E( ]/ c, q: z3 QITALIAN WOMAN: 0 ?$ m" t7 A8 m9 |
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
# u& Q9 O3 x4 T- ] \2 BSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 6 B! R9 y2 G8 R1 N# [4 |* ?* l: u3 P
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring \8 j) x* p( a# w0 Y5 l8 z
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex , _. o7 d& R5 C; w1 Y/ [, j" ?
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
' M6 O5 j! Q4 \. ~9 |9 ySecond Date: You get more great head.
8 |$ r' a$ S1 L, F s& HThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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) ~$ y2 K, g, X2 K; q6 LPOLISH WOMAN: 8 ~/ O/ j, {* l& M3 g8 g
2 V. g) Q; ~. v0 L7 ^, ZFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. , z+ M3 w" \! ^
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 2 f ]* b' ~) I) k1 t
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. $ U$ h; m. C t& i7 D0 ~0 J: I
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
6 B/ r4 N3 K0 y' \) v; vSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. ! ^3 q$ e! ?* m/ I. y4 l
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. % r( ~4 r. J [$ a4 D# [/ o* T& `: Y
% O6 f9 g' H& C2 @2 BINDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents. * ^8 C8 H1 t" _& D0 Q. L
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. , E R$ _" ]- v& X+ R
Third date: Wedding night. . O+ w$ b. @6 i
" t- h' u( y6 U# o4 q: hBLACK WOMAN: E2 _' E- I# c" a! @8 ?
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
/ _$ ^# G, M0 `0 R, \& b& J+ tSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. " U3 t( U5 ]6 y2 Q
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
( \+ T) ]6 F7 F. |6 I5 OTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
" A# v; p+ d% w& t& ASecond Date: She is pregnant : P- N$ C U5 N2 P1 Q, e
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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