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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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9 |) a6 N* m ^! K! [$ z9 cA CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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, O/ B/ `' m5 T2 Y6 jFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 9 Q$ i& I" Z: r* {
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. . X. n% f' F% r: B
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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Q' e- x7 o) P( I9 j2 xIRISH WOMAN: " D3 F) r/ N2 ^ F1 _* k
9 o& U+ W0 T* ]7 AFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 6 I, P, s$ W/ H1 c; T
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ) b1 \, J3 B2 ~) j) D
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN: 6 }4 y. _) o* o. g
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
8 E6 C1 j0 F, r# NSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs ) c7 D$ f9 R0 _
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 2 C1 a3 y' l) Z
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
2 u" K8 O+ ~+ V* s6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend ( ~$ s0 x$ [! i: \
" o) N0 M" \/ y3 cJEWISH WOMAN:
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6 K2 X) c9 t" k% ]! PFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
0 L# k) C+ ~; e) j1 n, |0 X. }# LSecond Date: You get more great head. ; f' O/ y- s& c: s$ a& u! p
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 5 C9 m" S6 S B+ g! n- V) Y+ k
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POLISH WOMAN: # {7 w9 m* i$ c) B( d& C
9 m5 r! m7 L3 X$ B0 @" @4 RFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
, R7 U, C9 q$ q7 j4 _" fSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. . k& |7 ] d+ L
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. ! Q) E g* ~- [; w$ C9 \0 @- j+ R7 q' \
8 H& j6 I! b8 KCHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
) K" x ]* F+ W/ x, \) `) Y, sSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
; ]1 m- x, o1 c7 ZThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents.
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6 U4 W3 I7 i& D7 X- x! a- qThird date: Wedding night.
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, d0 c* g& A; t- B# a" w- ~BLACK WOMAN: $ A: z' W, F, y X4 Y
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
( C2 x& }' _) \2 y0 X- q6 s0 m' dSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 7 L4 I# G9 c9 x B
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. 5 a/ v+ d3 Q; j; W; f7 }1 f. O+ H
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! + w3 M+ j; S& |/ j! ]
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LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
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. I$ T: g! ~8 a4 K1 QThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 8 L, m# |/ M& j
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