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Women Of The World
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, Q: l9 K2 Q, A0 B! E9 \# ~4 RFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. + x9 U+ D6 l5 T4 ~: e2 Z
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. ; Y: o7 i% }" O" v2 L
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
0 f8 V0 C! L G& r E- @* C+ ySecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
( n8 P) I9 D$ \, V1 X) ?20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. . j" Y: w1 b( H6 L* p3 Z
8 X0 a8 K' F1 X3 e7 {5 iITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
2 O+ d* X9 F+ X: OSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs ) q* b/ }5 S/ d% D
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 5 X; u% r- E' ~5 r8 n9 H: f. E+ P" D
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
* b' B0 k4 h& ^" w6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend , P; v1 i! e& \8 D+ \$ P' B l s
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JEWISH WOMAN: , X6 I' o3 h4 D; y& K. {1 }+ j6 s
0 F! S- l0 m) {+ u* F. O' f" u. oFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
* ^, f3 F2 B; c9 ~* }$ j. e, x: ASecond Date: You get more great head. * @, D# {( g5 X0 o2 N& a+ F
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. ; ~8 T( h: P% q6 g X
! E7 B' m; Q4 ePOLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 8 D( k) @. y% F" H y
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. ' f( s3 o. }6 z; e
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 3 J1 J, ?! [1 Y3 W% ~) V5 u4 @; P
2 P7 c- v6 X& s* n$ L8 jCHINESE WOMAN:
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& l z/ C) _6 C' k: H7 YFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
6 C5 u- E+ S0 L; J7 Q7 _. W1 sSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
& V8 t: D" U- c( t% }+ tThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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, m& z& Z9 t' p! \3 I K. d2 ~2 VFirst date: Meet her parents. Q; s$ D. M( Q9 Q+ V
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. 1 W+ P: U3 O/ m. c% U P$ l
Third date: Wedding night. # ~ [# e' J5 I; ?; Z
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
7 |7 l }* w# l) v9 cSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
3 j0 a+ w T ~) x! b& qThird Date: You get to pay her rent. ' b3 u* @$ F+ y% Z5 Z. ^ _7 S
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car ' ?' j+ ]) L3 u. I$ t5 C" n
Second Date: She is pregnant 9 |6 m- w9 U) |+ f
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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