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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: ' [0 R0 q/ ]: K" K/ w
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
6 \! S- k I2 o4 F# DSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. 4 c5 R+ l" X% n3 b5 f( I! P
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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& m" y& q+ t6 p( e7 ]* o% pIRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
, e2 k, T, e. }6 B; U3 A1 M, r; VSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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) _6 F; |' H$ `4 t3 N) ^0 @9 ?ITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
3 g" C1 H- O3 V8 N2 u1 @ z) u b! ASecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs # K9 e5 I/ g' x$ E1 m" N' D
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
; h* E) ?) e. f1 @5 G( Z+ A: L5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
! f7 @5 W! M7 U; z+ x+ H1 V6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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2 ]9 ^$ @0 ~* V; W) {% CJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. ) q& h8 w' T6 N1 z
Second Date: You get more great head. @0 c4 |; I! T9 |' o
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 4 Z* C" e' \1 U8 m3 B
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 2 m, U4 s6 T3 Y' P2 \3 @+ `
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
6 ]6 _, h' y! wThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 6 N* J! q- R! x6 F( L/ i
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CHINESE WOMAN: 9 R) W8 Y1 l3 {
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 3 x8 g) x! U( q* K# r5 p: e
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 4 [, p5 n) [0 l; K k: J# P3 m
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 0 D, d& B& r! F: n9 a% L2 h- s5 h
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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0 k# Z) O8 r# c8 bFirst date: Meet her parents.
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}5 g# J: G; C2 K z7 TThird date: Wedding night. , M; D4 {% `, p$ m9 u& T
$ p% k; s+ O$ y; j$ oBLACK WOMAN:
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- @& N. {+ L/ p8 MFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
: k, X: L1 M7 Q. E) Z1 OSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. ' A* P$ e/ ~0 ]
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. # G8 \) L+ G, |' c+ M
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! ! p: l* G- m, G& e& X# p
L( T [9 i5 K- GLATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car ; i$ h- i7 U$ Y1 S8 }3 ?
Second Date: She is pregnant 9 j% G5 I) X% x- x1 n
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. C" `; f- V3 N! P8 H
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