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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. # _2 g* d% o T% \2 e) i: R I# i& v
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. 4 i( _* G5 n8 p$ }0 m0 x
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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* |% h/ v; F& l* ZIRISH WOMAN: : R% x3 k* D) h3 s
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
% m' i0 v$ [, D; L& J0 NSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 2 g% U3 M- y2 S) j$ \, C
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. + i: s b/ o" M0 k3 h* M4 V7 Q% Q
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ITALIAN WOMAN: ) f, ~! k& E, d' a; q6 `
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
: ]! o, w6 U' }Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 1 [' Y% i4 ^ l, t' `
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring " I$ R( L4 b) O1 g$ }
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
& o0 K& e- J# a, n2 d1 r. [6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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; V, @8 J& r1 f0 z0 eJEWISH WOMAN: 5 O) U& C1 ^/ O6 Z
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
) n* [* l4 x7 B/ G S9 xSecond Date: You get more great head.
3 P% ]5 a+ v1 _# o! a6 W8 gThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 5 K' c2 R, _1 G5 ?) z
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. : Y! W7 \+ q/ ?, J2 v7 G( z% r
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
9 X0 W5 G! I/ N( P$ l# ?Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 1 H9 a4 g% Z8 _8 L, x$ Y
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
, v I/ q' _8 f9 mSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. ( M- r n, f0 _5 f7 H9 ?
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. ' @8 ]5 w( j/ q0 ]3 f# ^6 t
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents. 3 k; c" K ?' j* s6 m, s% ^7 V2 z
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. 0 I ^7 C: I- b+ R0 @2 F
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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Z- f1 W1 }+ T LFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
# L/ ?" x/ X0 g3 P. b4 S1 Z" L- D) NSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
" b! n M( \+ sThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
/ r4 e% g, G7 e a1 K9 s2 q# @Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! % b; B! \% b( R/ }% s6 }6 s; p6 B) D
. [' A0 W, c) H! m- x( l& jLATIN WOMAN ! y2 ~1 z9 ~. x; O- Z c& h- A
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car `6 t8 ^, e: c% Q+ K
Second Date: She is pregnant
; d& I1 n1 K" k qThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. % _* T* C2 l* V7 P; X- e
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