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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: & w5 a1 q8 J! T1 G9 L+ q
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. ) n4 I2 D' e0 q3 s9 Y8 S& ^
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
+ _6 d5 g2 y; k; X0 [& jThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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7 s3 R- ]+ D; E" x- V( aFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
9 \6 D! d5 h4 nSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 7 z+ y: w" U) k- F, G
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. . P! b9 @6 R& w; f" |
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant & p* Y& C2 e4 x9 Z6 {
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs ; O& J! t- a: s3 f$ Q$ l
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
( t1 d- C4 _5 l9 O5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex ! ~) w8 I$ w& p! y( G
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend : F, c: p: D3 I' r! x- g( k: i
6 r4 x6 P" A0 K1 W* jJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
7 C) [+ Z) C9 K/ J4 c. Y: bSecond Date: You get more great head.
! V4 R; M. ~ ?+ EThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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9 s2 ^8 w) E2 QPOLISH WOMAN: % n9 h+ \0 g8 ]. Q" q
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. ( C2 _2 C$ ?( R. e
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
3 V2 `4 q* Q' C; W5 SThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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9 Q* V) b8 O) | bFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
4 l9 [0 W! Q/ _/ o& t1 H: j8 ]# ySecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. ! c9 }9 e. N6 G" g7 r: s+ K
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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X6 `$ ]! z# a1 Z& @ ?6 @INDIAN WOMAN: 8 S. w. X( {) N6 H1 Y
) i5 r, [ i) ~: r% cFirst date: Meet her parents.
! _& A3 d; c3 Z7 A& R) d4 t( VSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. ' ~5 _ h$ C% k1 W+ K
Third date: Wedding night.
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( X4 A1 I1 f( r b5 R: ^3 EBLACK WOMAN:
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0 R3 {+ d0 o K; I6 X2 {* vFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. / @: U% @ Z) \8 ~" u" u! X
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
" ~( L' _3 y" u) G% t2 s0 F- GThird Date: You get to pay her rent. / x) B/ N; x9 P3 M
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! * q2 o) Q% x3 J9 i2 x+ z7 v2 u7 N
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LATIN WOMAN ) @: W8 `! Z( G$ u+ d$ r3 g/ X
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
2 y9 h. S& @3 ]7 F8 xSecond Date: She is pregnant
4 L: ^8 U/ d' aThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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