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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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4 P) @7 m: Z# b$ X) q% UA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: . h( g# l x+ \) y
V' A: c- A+ W1 l+ e+ F( oFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
5 {6 G+ K+ I1 L2 d1 DSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. + g& ?2 H+ _& p5 x: C2 m; _1 C
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. ; F5 `+ B5 f' f9 a8 Q
! q" @& ]; m: H5 u/ s( F5 SIRISH WOMAN: $ Z9 ~" k! T3 B5 ~+ A6 H
6 W/ G& h# S! w; D$ @First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
9 g; I) ]$ L0 b( C) vSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
4 J3 V8 D) H$ o x% ?1 x4 O20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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1 U8 P8 X: u/ d2 P1 s' ]+ w5 E, {ITALIAN WOMAN: 8 T9 ^, G- C0 B6 l2 M% M
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
) I# d6 Y6 X, pSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
8 B+ l% q1 _& [. G% D) cThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring $ n+ J0 n- {4 o5 g$ u2 n
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
% a7 p3 a4 o4 V6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN: * r8 @- X. p/ @8 K* A
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
! @, h; A% t" n2 ]$ {5 T7 M* ^# bSecond Date: You get more great head. 9 _( _5 p( c F6 u$ v# J7 }; J
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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0 B* @; {( w) U EFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 6 f+ F" |9 A9 k2 q V3 M
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
G; ]& F3 n( d: P. H( z$ J. DThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. : w$ L9 U0 U" i% p7 B# B% r
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. ! {" h, [% T) v, a$ c z8 h: M- u
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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" e# X6 Z0 {5 ^+ m1 gINDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents. 3 f f" O8 X4 Y, V" m, x4 ~
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
, |# ~( b- \1 b% P) d5 sThird date: Wedding night. 1 u. c! Y* e4 X
: _& Z4 G) g" u9 W9 A P- `* S& YBLACK WOMAN: * {/ X0 H( t6 R Z6 j$ _
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
6 u* \" X: T/ p8 d1 KSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
+ r2 z3 t- a! H+ |; yThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
( |+ z2 ?; F0 o K; RTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! - P* i8 \* O6 m4 N: a! k
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LATIN WOMAN 5 S" Q8 v8 ^6 O) j+ u- \8 `! \: B
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car % Y& s% P# O8 n7 N" { z
Second Date: She is pregnant
8 K' H( z" D/ ^4 cThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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