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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
p+ i: m* n( w0 W0 P# }Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. + h: A# i: y. R3 [& ~1 T
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. " D$ I" f) i9 M9 X. Y) W" N2 n! h, ?
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) m' s7 |5 \7 W; w% }( kFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 3 n4 h: ?+ G( a; ~- {! d& R
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. + v+ b( R6 i8 M6 @# ?. L
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 9 T! A5 B5 F1 d
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant / f; P6 I2 e8 y" C1 G9 [
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs # `# H/ v( Z+ _, J4 v
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 0 B; {% z1 n4 \ {
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex ; z+ W! M2 I8 i2 H
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 2 X! T6 c$ P0 G1 F+ h% ?. x/ ~3 n1 P
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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' ^$ O; {; U+ J4 U" s+ vFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
! ^( K2 K+ {+ V# L, X. B& |' zSecond Date: You get more great head.
' I* r4 d# s m9 V9 `# |: qThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
- R" v) J- L" p8 m+ E, ^Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
+ w- u+ G3 H. z4 U/ {/ f* y6 c) h# ZThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
) h, Z4 H7 h3 ]5 a( _/ ]. o. cSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. C7 x# r1 E4 g; |1 |
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. Y0 `* x6 N+ z& U& c
5 U& c! s! Q& e9 jINDIAN WOMAN:
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" q: u+ P" Z! b7 ]- l I ~First date: Meet her parents.
5 a& i% ]& \) B4 w0 }% zSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
4 o( H" N+ Q- d7 h! uThird date: Wedding night. . ?/ \" c* N; ?# B' t4 I
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BLACK WOMAN: " Z( f! C) f) i4 _
# p s- Q& f vFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
& t$ Z1 R$ I; g/ c3 ?) DSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
# h i3 Z/ V/ ^) n/ k" qThird Date: You get to pay her rent. % `2 {2 @/ ?% D. l3 B
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! ! C: W6 K# S% N
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
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Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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