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. a0 O8 t, ^4 F* d2 fA CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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: x; E6 y6 p' B: l {( C8 YFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
7 o, a1 u# }5 b0 C. Y6 YSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
( s2 t8 w6 o @; m4 N- vThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. $ O0 h9 V" q" m: K/ @8 [" a: m/ h
- b- H% m5 l( n( kIRISH WOMAN:
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, q; O# D/ H2 d4 Q) \First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
. {. R- \$ u: P4 Q& _Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 6 U: @* K1 i0 w
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 0 |4 W! `' k5 ?! q. P
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
- `0 O# Q6 _3 ^- L+ r8 P9 _' USecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs % Z9 ^5 A- B; O! r* U
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring + r' b8 N0 }( o* E4 A
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 3 {2 e7 c2 ^: y$ F" R$ g# N
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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+ a; |) i! U8 E; zJEWISH WOMAN:
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0 v( \/ e3 Y1 m& CFirst Date: You get dynamite head. 7 U O; O& S9 |- t
Second Date: You get more great head. " N+ \3 {7 c7 _$ U9 P5 \# M
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 8 Y$ Y6 n0 M; u- l" R$ V0 t
0 m o1 ?7 ]" h! iPOLISH WOMAN: % j. Z1 p: f( w1 y% E2 F
* }1 p1 f, u2 DFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
7 _4 C0 C6 ^. ]% J% Q4 D8 E) ^Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
7 e! h$ b0 q( _5 MThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN: p0 ?; t: |. H% {0 R2 G8 V* x8 I
3 g3 y+ ^5 C- [$ P3 u a) HFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. , x' g2 {; Y) ^1 ?; H3 u" U
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
$ w) q) v2 X1 a/ ]9 m. u T, {Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 5 {+ H# d ` O7 q
3 _- R- {; v: T8 yINDIAN WOMAN: % s& \2 P. h1 Z9 i0 j6 ? t
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First date: Meet her parents. 6 w( w1 a' H$ p3 k4 M' ^3 _- \
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
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$ a( T5 ]0 i3 zBLACK WOMAN: - ^; C! A& J& x; Q$ c
6 K1 i, n7 I1 e2 y5 A: G$ jFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
8 m; g* r+ e7 V9 {Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. ' w8 e+ e: F* k$ W' w
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. * a- D3 a1 H3 l6 s1 B; K5 \
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN 0 m! t [4 o2 d' z
5 w+ w1 T E$ X" V2 [" ~2 o1 N) `First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
2 H1 b3 k1 b! d8 K- ]0 P8 Q) Q6 nSecond Date: She is pregnant 7 N7 j, u% l4 [$ h. _! G5 |* h
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 9 h7 a$ Q3 s/ D+ A" s0 }6 ]1 j# ~
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