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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 4 s: k: H; ^. N* f* e4 U& m/ y
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 6 A# Q3 C2 c6 ~
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
" j: q: n1 Y" i. u) oThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. # I# u6 t4 {& y- s+ n
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IRISH WOMAN: 6 Z5 n8 R( p1 b9 B6 [4 S- [, ?
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. " P. g; K" D: d, F' M3 A$ h4 W& ~
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. $ e/ G! n8 m$ U5 r+ o% k0 J
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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% e! r9 R6 y2 L& eITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant 4 Q' G! x3 l# F+ T. M, c
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
a" C$ ]3 S4 |Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring % J/ K `! u2 B# ]# W: F
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex ; r' B$ T- M: O3 t* s# S+ p/ j
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend & g+ W: \" f" B
' N7 q6 ]6 w2 @6 RJEWISH WOMAN: 0 q* Q% W& E4 N" T9 q
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
0 I5 H4 s" m9 ^4 c4 C2 O- |. nSecond Date: You get more great head. : |9 q) W( M2 D8 |) |/ L: f4 f9 a
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. ( N( T% n& O: K
& D7 i6 G" ^: XPOLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 8 h( G8 l# {* Y
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. - ^ ~* g7 U1 `' S5 m T$ S6 s
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 3 ^/ N. p' Q* Z/ {1 \4 R6 J
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 9 o$ A9 ~4 ^; j" s
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
1 I2 L: `8 n5 y' ^" L; Q2 B% UThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 4 e% J7 N9 ? J
% |1 y' S3 ?7 N: Z( Q( }INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents. 2 f i: ^/ [% S* L
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. & h4 |3 W/ x. i* h) Z
Third date: Wedding night. 1 ]! p( j J, W3 G
4 T/ B! j ^# bBLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
& O( d2 l; _# {1 {6 ?4 S. KSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
) j6 W) Q, G& O. @" L" sThird Date: You get to pay her rent. + n- r3 x" ]6 v; D1 f- u
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! , `0 Y( `. r' U3 n8 q
0 o0 a+ r' b M! M6 ?2 [LATIN WOMAN
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& j% g5 P- t$ i9 e( C# i' uFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car & M. U G) e9 W, Q
Second Date: She is pregnant 1 s+ p0 O) K% @; C9 v% b& j
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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