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Women Of The World6 G! P5 j8 i& K2 E% O4 L
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. ! p' U# ]; q/ E/ @8 ~! W6 K. U
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
" K" S% ?/ t; XThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 2 m- e( \, W: ^2 r. U# @0 M
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" X" w7 t6 _1 z0 l" x/ SFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 7 c& H; S( k ~
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 2 ^! P* ^+ f+ A W4 m& V" {( C
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. % q7 B4 s6 \4 C$ Z$ {: ?
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ITALIAN WOMAN: $ @& Z: R! i" u) _5 D, B
8 X" V- U& G$ B' Q! R C) oFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
( p% t8 K5 ]2 b$ t& U6 kSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs . `$ Z: J& u. V& Y% M8 b3 G' f
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
& ~5 P; S+ e: F0 _. ~6 ^5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
6 ]1 Z* U } a$ G% e6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 8 B7 U! c% U) X4 s7 k
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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_5 p6 \6 M8 T5 o3 Z8 u9 R! `$ n: TFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
, p o* V0 E% @Second Date: You get more great head. ! V/ Q0 ~; G8 K# {! z
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. ) y# i/ p# `: V7 a- [; b$ W
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 4 |" F7 ^) m- M6 |& H: I) v
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. ! r/ I5 |* ]4 z6 X% i e3 t
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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/ J' H. m& V; j% g$ d* ]First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. & h* M U4 [6 D5 N8 f; }5 U% b& u
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 3 ]0 P: R: ^2 _2 t: l
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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1 r$ U7 k$ B1 H; C) zINDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents.
2 r; x8 F. Z. l9 M! p6 OSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
6 J5 G6 c' v7 r$ y' F" z. {9 cThird date: Wedding night. ! W$ r( I# r# D' z, {
9 R5 P; [% r5 J' E( C9 YBLACK WOMAN: 9 ]* z* E1 S- G9 z v
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 2 D3 ]6 \# |8 k) c& H0 W
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 1 ~: f. Y. ~6 ^/ {; Q, W1 ?# n+ }7 \: C
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
3 ]; p! d% J" K1 ^) NTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! , V* L% I: k% u
n( \/ O0 e% N1 r% bLATIN WOMAN ; e4 P. d3 } A( y: x
0 y9 M5 C R$ r7 i. n: [2 rFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car + ?- D) {* u {) M; l* H _6 _: @4 q# q
Second Date: She is pregnant $ H" L. D$ \, I% y& O, k9 c
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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