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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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4 P! l; v# m2 W2 A; ?. F; x6 sFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
s: X {. n; T2 u- z+ X, l9 OSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. ; Y0 b& j! I- S8 D# U- N ?
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 0 u4 P9 J& D$ F
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IRISH WOMAN: 4 c* e; p& u4 z6 v
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
, V! f" J# \' R8 ^0 h1 GSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 6 ~1 K5 L( _0 w! C/ O8 \) n2 k
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. , V. g1 X+ i* {: ]' P% p, _
2 m5 F: Z8 y- B4 g* LITALIAN WOMAN:
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7 a2 W' T9 S4 `" {First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
/ L! Q: z: D( [: G: @' g* vSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
3 H, [6 ~% U" p9 W* T/ IThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 6 U- X% _5 e7 o' ~) T) P
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex : J# H' w6 g' M& `; V4 N
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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; ^" y- I: I) d. E/ NJEWISH WOMAN: K6 ~6 G0 L) m6 Z7 n
, V$ S& C" N2 m7 P& E: yFirst Date: You get dynamite head. ( W: ?5 n% M3 J0 |5 P7 [/ r: V1 _6 ?
Second Date: You get more great head. & ~& }' y. }2 I, T6 M
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 4 o. h" I: X# G/ z3 m
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POLISH WOMAN: - q& P2 T+ Q7 E6 r
# B/ t8 E2 R% z9 e9 B8 z- A% e+ bFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. % W1 |) u" e j7 y) e8 M+ W
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
" I0 ]7 v2 U; j1 Q" ]7 T4 TThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
% }* S' Y0 M7 j8 Z7 S! tSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 8 O3 I! {4 o( G" b! \+ r+ e+ O2 A
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. & l' t: M) `- j5 [- K$ {* I
- n7 \0 \) I4 E' {" G) UINDIAN WOMAN: 4 a V. @$ L* r+ n6 D
6 t' z/ X5 g( v" C9 h/ r2 T0 t% ~First date: Meet her parents.
. D# s5 [; m8 l. C5 T3 Z- y6 C6 n: CSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. $ f8 m( E( P6 j( i$ @
Third date: Wedding night.
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$ D9 Q( Q+ A- ~7 C4 T( R" aBLACK WOMAN:
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0 R- P$ D( d% KFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. / A& M* o6 \( X5 ]5 @0 m
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
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Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 6 F. D2 h* o+ K8 F; N, r9 s
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LATIN WOMAN
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2 b5 p. G% u/ CFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
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Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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