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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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# X) U) O& K+ c; Q( F" oFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
% ~. }: d0 T3 o, }# _0 uSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. 7 ?. T& p" I6 \4 `. Z
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: ) [9 H6 p& ]) Y1 a6 v
, k% b% F$ `9 s3 A0 c& w8 i5 Z/ qFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ! M4 r0 u4 q# a* v
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. # p) V; J. G- y9 L
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 4 l1 o2 a! ]; j
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ITALIAN WOMAN: 5 z, Z( ^& z6 F: o3 G& l3 K& X
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant ( F9 M* W# M( J1 ?- D1 j V
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
$ [5 n; ^6 ~! x# W5 e' |Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
9 r; W' Q' }- [. p# Y, X j5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
$ I3 f6 ~" u. W$ R3 Z6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. - i, }: s$ {9 L' f3 M/ `: z
Second Date: You get more great head.
* n* S5 l4 h# P5 B- [Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 9 x( y, y" g/ {. k9 h# V
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. + F1 y' P$ k, F5 D8 u, f, {0 ~
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
- Y; C) H: r; ~6 RThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN: " \3 J2 Y# R F: r6 d
9 d4 Z; V! d9 g, a3 K7 SFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. ! n& b' v) ^' C4 f; b2 U! n, w
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. + A/ V0 f$ P1 W) K% z G9 c
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. $ b% b. B; C+ x* X& z7 R
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INDIAN WOMAN: " h: j" V' [9 P; [. v3 u& E
+ e4 ~3 K: S6 bFirst date: Meet her parents.
. T5 ?2 q/ L2 D$ _4 R& ESecond date: Set the date of the wedding. " k9 n, T& }* t' |6 @* v
Third date: Wedding night. , k$ H1 o% F- c
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BLACK WOMAN: $ P' {: n5 T0 G1 e9 ~
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
6 f0 r$ O7 }" i, s& E# R; M9 mSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. : w1 u. O8 I v# ]3 }/ S
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
1 i6 C! v$ d0 L7 y# e, @Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN - i8 ?! N3 A, Z6 y- |
0 C1 B& |, M* H p9 fFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
' u5 g* N0 I4 v3 ISecond Date: She is pregnant ' @8 W5 M5 V$ ^- }+ Z8 {
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 3 h" A; Z5 P0 {/ O0 ~; B8 u* z- b7 C
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