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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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7 A& H( W8 N2 @: ^/ }A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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, v% B4 ^0 t% x# p! k6 j& f1 m( V( CFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. + R7 C1 r3 V$ p" p
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
: U8 w2 B% y! M9 _2 [- Y3 lThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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5 o# I K+ }/ c3 Q6 H* L$ D5 p" vFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. # i3 G ]2 Z, F5 F/ |8 N7 q e7 \3 k/ n
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
9 H# N' a7 j/ r9 }3 X9 S* }20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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: ^- I3 o; a8 z) z# @0 HFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant : c4 J/ x+ x& C; s# f D
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
# ]& K2 a" _' M+ B" W( x5 `% d/ S; ZThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
, [( S' D4 c- r6 I/ a5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
6 H& c$ d# U- ]# [6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 4 Z. E, R( [# }
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JEWISH WOMAN: , o; r$ `5 r8 X4 L! N/ \" k) D3 v- }
. _; E9 b& H! X9 hFirst Date: You get dynamite head. ' `) K8 f# k6 w. W) Q; W+ ]
Second Date: You get more great head.
3 L: A. m$ o( v1 H) m9 ~) D- a8 vThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: 7 \7 t2 y% R% ?! s/ }
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
9 P6 I3 v7 l- d3 |) A: rSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
1 U- W* L" f# `" A& ^Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN: % D" A' J3 Y. o* c: }
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
g* _( a6 P+ K" {. V0 uSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
4 b/ d& v/ f, }1 ~0 HThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. . h6 X# D8 W; t, L/ Z$ ~
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents.
# O9 c2 h7 n- K8 Q# S% w0 HSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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. r, h8 O# D/ }5 q" \5 a5 t9 HFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
7 O3 ]1 u$ F9 ?, ?2 |Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
/ G; X8 h7 p7 q: q9 Y$ U/ O" ]1 ^4 SThird Date: You get to pay her rent. 6 f- K2 |8 k2 E
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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6 n8 a' j. F0 J9 T2 HLATIN WOMAN
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. e) ~* e( q- K5 k; g2 b5 ^/ lFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 3 A. t. W+ o6 S( C9 b; Y
Second Date: She is pregnant ' G% ~% @: ] U/ a
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 1 I' d# s1 S% ?5 Q+ m% C
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