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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: ' Q9 v6 Q3 C8 t2 V1 d6 _2 Q
) N- p( Y" N& x: [0 e& I( d0 u* JFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
# O( u( P) Z% e) VSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
% B9 U# L9 B$ {7 u6 c( FThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ' |% k: m, {. G' b( ~% O- w' D
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. * a N% w6 O! k# D
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ! i2 C& e9 x. K4 k
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ITALIAN WOMAN: 6 Z ]" X1 d4 K0 ~! W
3 s- Q2 m1 S' J' E) tFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
+ z& ~0 J; ]6 y' KSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs - c. H) G$ c2 A8 n0 U- _
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring . Z/ b5 M' ?4 D# u
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
1 W) Z3 ~& t$ J1 i% ?1 g. i6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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2 O5 L5 S1 i" ~9 l6 H1 c9 ~JEWISH WOMAN: ( ]: I3 I9 q; Z# H' l4 @
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First Date: You get dynamite head. n3 F9 s+ M3 G0 @
Second Date: You get more great head.
7 Z/ }, S3 i3 H" K- B! a- GThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. # M* r9 b; D @# s- b+ N: T
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 4 F* Y" f# Y& W$ z9 M) X$ \' p
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 8 I a" D) u+ G
$ N7 ]1 I! Q: d- y+ e1 l/ s' U5 zCHINESE WOMAN:
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3 i) P! K3 `; g3 j( RFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
: F9 N0 ]9 z; {0 _4 T! v3 Q6 ISecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 9 G6 N6 ?, p" K3 j+ j3 G. o- N# f @
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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! W1 R3 d+ g( U+ z& O) bFirst date: Meet her parents.
3 G8 _ f" w+ p8 Q5 Z0 {Second date: Set the date of the wedding. * V9 [1 _( E4 M z4 t( A1 L
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN: " u) i% C9 Z# {5 |( V& e
5 q; `7 p/ M ~) pFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
3 Q! z' x$ u1 z: N1 XSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. . n1 @0 ~1 {4 ]9 v% r: ]. T
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
# P7 j3 d/ ]2 h1 O1 ]; m5 E' }Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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0 D3 \/ H; g, @$ \; N7 GLATIN WOMAN
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" y3 l7 _- X8 KFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
' n$ I" x$ c3 P- t1 vSecond Date: She is pregnant
5 K7 ~" g$ @' r" a6 n/ f/ P4 ZThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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