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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
- A4 n j1 b( M" [! mSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
" C" G$ ~& c$ f- K+ u! aThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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; _0 \: M3 M7 DIRISH WOMAN: 8 U7 r3 u1 X( h
# X0 @# d) y: l1 lFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
" L( z$ X4 Z# S" ?. @: ]Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
3 ~7 n" p& w# W( n20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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1 A6 x, J) w# v& QITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
+ ]& Q3 O5 a0 n0 q% N) M% bSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 5 q* B, i, J& \! ?( S2 i! L
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 1 X# n2 p8 B7 Q! O
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 7 a+ G3 i9 j4 d: m9 `6 N
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 4 {4 Z' d5 j5 v0 T
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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+ w( v% }+ W/ C+ |$ |" K7 s; NFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
) C0 V" k# Z% J: [Second Date: You get more great head. 5 ?0 S: \, M0 t- l5 _
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. " G9 l7 `7 b* ]4 a4 {4 M& _$ q
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
1 S$ ^ [+ r! t; rSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
2 d& i% Z% S; `Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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d) [# ]* e/ ~: ?+ F1 c3 CFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
. C% Z& w* i9 I8 X( t" R% d. K6 FSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. * T$ P r, G. l7 P
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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# Y1 O" D a/ p( [: r0 h& PINDIAN WOMAN: " [( l- |; d! o% n, Q* w
, [0 `) U7 x8 U* d3 H0 DFirst date: Meet her parents. & }4 I7 G; ?/ U" e6 L
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. + S$ ]1 S& R) a" b
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 4 p4 z4 N* V) o2 Y u5 P
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. : }; O T% Z2 E; x" [
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
F* h6 z8 K$ e+ X; U# e9 P$ Z- g/ }Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car * Q, ?' D" b( E. C T
Second Date: She is pregnant
. F# R! L( G8 q3 k" t+ LThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. + Y. R, |5 ~6 q* K# v
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