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Women Of The World
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 4 ?( \. f6 f( p: k2 F
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. . {. V5 a- _4 T7 \( r
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: 4 S' W* x4 f2 }0 ]
u/ O% e+ p' z' Z1 VFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ) k+ |3 H' m& E9 b+ O
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. , u7 ~+ [; Z% }: V- {
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN: G" q" T0 Z, x; C0 Z4 X0 Y
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
/ O- z3 \. d ~$ J. f+ {8 GSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
' b" O. Y! j$ @- T& LThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 4 V% `9 D- g9 ^, |( {( f0 y
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
- e6 S3 i5 |0 ~2 U, ^6 m& R$ P# f6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 1 K$ s( _% z% D5 O# g
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
2 `) J- q% @- v' G6 i/ XSecond Date: You get more great head.
' y. `; d/ R2 S! K8 sThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. * d9 b% Q9 }) K4 v
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POLISH WOMAN: 4 ]; ]4 ?2 I- N2 s
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
# a) N* ?6 Z1 C* ^Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 3 [9 f( W2 q# f5 G; ^8 {: t
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. $ g( j+ g0 b# f, u l" L0 r
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& V. M( g% ] N- D9 C( N6 R' uFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 5 z9 P0 X1 q. @
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 8 n# T c+ O: X3 V; X8 E( z: m
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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3 X) ?% N' v* ]- Q( g- OFirst date: Meet her parents. " l5 e$ a& ^1 z; n( t
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
& e" A) U" a0 i6 @7 dThird date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
1 T+ t7 N6 O( t! ]) h, O; TSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. * Y* V% K' m* w6 l0 {6 a% a
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
+ [. O" {! t6 b- Q0 ]/ YTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
S; v8 s/ N9 J2 F! p( TSecond Date: She is pregnant - ?1 }2 z: o( d4 T0 v
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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