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Women Of The World
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- H3 E* \: M+ A% Y5 d* M+ uA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: ( y6 y' ]( V! D3 ?7 D4 p
; X) u+ X$ {' e l+ R, _1 b5 ~# M5 {5 jFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. * g0 _1 A! e% G5 w3 ^
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
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3 [+ @$ `1 ?2 b; S) l- eIRISH WOMAN: " {/ G- n" r+ a: \' f2 g. N0 Y8 h
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
8 X$ T$ ]* \8 D9 d# {Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 0 H. b6 [. @( n; f* ?
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 4 {" b' O p: r5 G, K$ s' Q+ ^
- }/ k! b5 N1 k. ^" J8 Z SITALIAN WOMAN: ! R S) J& c# k. o
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant 7 ]9 q- @* M; }5 R& u! F9 K
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs # E/ L8 E0 F! p8 I7 X* p: C P1 P
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring ( }7 S8 [# ?$ X
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
7 j( R2 j: ?, H; D$ k- j0 ^6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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$ [* s6 @2 m9 b% eJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
2 b+ R" o9 I/ [Second Date: You get more great head.
* o2 j4 y$ L3 H' J! \Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 5 t; j3 |3 F; K; f' v
5 c8 S! `6 m5 J VPOLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
. S7 ~+ } E8 Y# S, J! sSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
- W3 p0 y, o2 g6 a5 P1 J( X2 V+ J8 q) {Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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8 A1 v# P! N9 H5 H0 mCHINESE WOMAN: , h3 h4 j$ V' `. K8 m
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
2 X' @% t2 Z4 s: n# {& o. j# x9 nSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. # C5 J+ H. W4 i' x: A
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. ' P& r! m1 r, n3 D
( `8 C, g$ Q( NINDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents.
% y6 W# w: \ c6 q# P6 P$ tSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. ; @% D# K) I6 g. z o
Third date: Wedding night. 1 k/ [9 _' E, u
/ {8 E4 p% F/ V5 A6 n, QBLACK WOMAN: $ ?2 A- {' w+ I8 p1 g$ B" v
: H& G% x1 L9 Y/ J8 VFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. - E3 R" e P; m: _* V
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
: X* K% |4 W( `; g8 m- IThird Date: You get to pay her rent. : r1 F3 x) E% y/ E- P) L' P
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! % w6 s* E$ R" W, ]9 j# C
8 B3 V) x* @' \8 d4 G7 H) ALATIN WOMAN
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. J, b# [5 R) ^First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
" _9 N% B; R" d4 jSecond Date: She is pregnant
; z y# q! s1 l' @* \" RThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. ! F* _* q& z4 j; h
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