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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
6 a8 L, o2 f5 O& _# qWomen Of The World) F* G% p- N! l! v) {
9 k7 Y1 L$ K3 ~& f3 C3 ^. `A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: , [2 ?) W; K6 M
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
& [ @* B9 R# Z' z3 sSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. # @+ h, O$ p0 R; o0 s* ]
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 3 O/ d! f3 h0 }2 H
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IRISH WOMAN:
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: j6 T/ F: a S/ RFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
2 A9 u% P: h' iSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
( O6 d; J) e# U. {6 I; J20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. % |) `( x7 j( K# [5 n- Z! V5 U
: D4 ?) S8 b( U: g6 [ITALIAN WOMAN: 1 A9 A/ V/ _3 [( U, @
! N) B j5 c, E3 \- G6 W! KFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant # s, s" \2 s* p0 S
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs % |* a& a# n G6 L
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring ( R* I1 a$ ^' x. K
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
" h5 F: |6 y1 e7 f3 s1 ? ~. B6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend " [. n) g1 Q1 ^ G8 U
; P+ j8 S1 P! Y X, t) ?JEWISH WOMAN: * `# O0 u+ E3 H. Q$ l( L( m
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
6 z' y b1 s) j5 jSecond Date: You get more great head. 6 u) t. e' h# Y1 a& C1 C
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. . g5 {5 M. K. J1 U- {+ Z, [
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POLISH WOMAN:
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, ? y# f5 n0 v! zFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
; d- A9 Z. n; t2 ]. h- I5 OSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 0 e2 X+ B& M* C" l( K, }+ Z! Z
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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! G8 F. k- K+ W C1 pFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
. \' b8 @" C6 e2 ^; ZSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. ! f2 \. ~9 c: t) l1 ]+ G' A
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN: 5 K) j0 I1 v3 u) f0 Y- c3 G
3 ?8 k3 ?6 ]# l$ e; p9 DFirst date: Meet her parents. 4 d: @2 a. T5 G( t& _- E! d4 b$ `
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. ! E% h9 Y' p! u! X. U
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
9 d) @- n6 z# R6 I0 CSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
. K% p% A/ z8 W/ |Third Date: You get to pay her rent. 4 D4 H, q9 ~. n
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN ; n7 D1 @7 n$ w8 S# f, y; C7 I0 J
$ ^2 j+ T2 h; m/ L0 }9 |First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
1 E3 x; }6 _* ]8 L3 x. S0 @! D3 @Second Date: She is pregnant
. K; [4 q D! OThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. / N: F& A) h3 ?7 I$ T
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