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Women Of The World% V0 w2 J, e' K" Y9 d# I9 T4 q) f
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 0 }! \4 H' d2 c
4 D# F7 Q) V: q5 I2 l% ~First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 0 b* k+ l$ @% V! ~$ W: l& T
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. , K: k1 h3 j3 W! s8 }
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. - p* N( v/ w' \- z% z0 s
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IRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
: C) H; E2 F: g4 d5 HSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
/ R: f+ T4 s9 R+ F& f20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. & }# u) s3 ~* t1 }. e0 z+ r
5 B2 d4 r1 p7 u. ?ITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant & k7 o. m; U! J/ n% w! e
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
c' [, t5 |, f/ g9 PThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring ; h# f$ A% b2 _, `/ @
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex / [6 c' P5 X# C: T' D2 o
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 4 O* i. a& k- j1 }0 U# o
( ?! R8 _' G' @- X& D( zJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. . w9 H1 ~5 x0 _
Second Date: You get more great head. 6 [! z5 a1 E8 v
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: 2 W$ w, U5 y7 m3 \+ b: l
3 k; F7 X' A& C3 ]8 `3 i8 yFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. + X _% O" F2 p2 ]8 G9 U/ U) [# D
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
y# m" J) \1 N `/ \& WThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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X4 l/ B& `! C7 `1 `4 C1 i' `First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. / m# t; p/ y, K2 |) `
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
& x. M3 d H) I* e5 S7 AThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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2 J/ g( r* r5 y0 z5 L$ p( l5 CINDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents. ! g% O0 F/ l. R+ {5 F9 n& ~; J/ ~
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. : O, m( @% o; O" M a
Third date: Wedding night.
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 8 T1 T9 K" O! s( V3 ]8 G* y; d
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 5 _9 D/ {3 k# U1 d5 d H
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
9 w- f n# y' G; U5 I6 RTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 1 J4 M6 E& _. U; L
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LATIN WOMAN - @- {+ W; \# b( x8 K2 C* d# N
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
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Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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