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Women Of The World4 v' d+ L8 Y% w! X8 _- F4 V
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: $ u2 N0 I5 D$ X
1 C4 N* Z* L( [, \& i1 S, B8 fFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
) N _/ y3 L/ \Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
$ b* h; T6 j6 l% m* [+ @Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
6 G! |3 ?2 Z# m1 nSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
) c8 p: t" v. {* j/ l5 k# q6 Q8 s20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 8 d, ~: B$ \0 c
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant & `6 {1 ]5 q( X+ N+ \2 S: j L
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 6 k& [ `/ |& p) M. ~ j, y5 D
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
4 ^& u$ \/ m& t3 j7 L# ?" {5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex - S0 g- n3 z' k- ?
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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_9 t, W& _* B, M# {; i2 DJEWISH WOMAN: 5 z5 f5 k8 w. }9 O6 F5 O$ P
|5 j+ V, g) K7 ~9 MFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
# u6 G, j/ @4 l0 CSecond Date: You get more great head. # z7 M3 i/ [5 n2 U+ w
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. / @: L$ N0 h! R; f! I: S7 Q" V
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POLISH WOMAN:
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' T0 L1 m: y4 M. s; AFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
- B9 J4 I8 E" {9 @+ }( M1 zSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. ( c$ m: l& p7 E
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. / c/ e. \5 A9 U0 {, w; i% C
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 7 N% a( E" ^0 r9 s4 ?8 p& ?
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. ; G3 n( B0 S8 J) v) z3 E
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents. * W' t E. r" Q' ?+ a8 t) K+ t& E
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
- M) T# ~/ S4 nThird date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN: 8 Y7 e. g- c8 s z
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 0 }5 \/ e* e7 C# V
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
) @: V- A' M7 {* LThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
8 c8 N6 c8 I5 I. x9 p. A2 yTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! + c+ D% x' T F( _3 Z) k3 ?) u* Y
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LATIN WOMAN
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. L' {7 |' X2 c; T/ Q5 F9 O! P* f4 uFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
) R; K2 J9 N7 J9 TSecond Date: She is pregnant ) L0 L6 Q) i3 N3 ^+ P
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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