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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
$ @1 I5 u( N& a- j/ C9 [! `Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. 2 y. Y, R9 I3 r) J4 o
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: # i7 g4 D3 e& d, C) X. N0 I! c
8 F: {9 E* a8 m- p4 YFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 3 K Z; P' l e# n; B; y8 d0 t' |
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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& O2 n! F# U# U$ e M$ W# [First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant ; W# z! ~2 `' [# l1 H
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
, q2 ?2 r! n. eThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring - v% E; C: A! }1 R/ V; X* N
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
?7 r, Q! u$ m6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 4 X0 @5 n( N' ]8 A
2 [* P+ O U8 ~6 n5 ~ n/ aJEWISH WOMAN: ) j* p7 ]# D& \0 y$ M! R" e% O. d
* x8 y7 B; z9 XFirst Date: You get dynamite head. 9 h, J5 ~- m( k( G# L
Second Date: You get more great head. 1 `, E7 X& \3 N% p* k$ X
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
J+ e7 j e7 E _4 S. ~6 Q+ wSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. / B1 W5 p- c- B9 {& `# Q2 S! \
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 1 A: Y) v) C. n/ y+ e# n7 K
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
- }& u; d8 ]9 m: ~) H9 M% d( ?Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. " c5 `) Q. s: |8 l3 Q( _: @+ T: |* }
3 r; } U6 K# l. _; J8 S4 ?; P5 hINDIAN WOMAN: ! s( @5 {( m5 |7 M8 H8 @
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First date: Meet her parents. , [8 r4 _4 V+ m; ~
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
2 i4 h2 E8 }& y/ CThird date: Wedding night. ! g: q9 L" D# ?- W3 i# @9 r; L
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BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
# x) M2 p9 t$ t% X- `" ^( [$ kSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
; ?; s( I7 L2 m3 ]Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
& K3 k% Z! I$ X- @1 l. y% u& KTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 6 B) r- H5 D5 H
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LATIN WOMAN ) D8 a, Q. a* B. c& O
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car ' s m+ Z2 [* J1 r# y, T y$ Q
Second Date: She is pregnant # ]4 w5 `; Y; I' ]" |
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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