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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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( J9 W2 H3 K ?A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: # X- m, {! i7 u! K; ]* `. C
9 u' v( f4 h: J2 C3 Y- R+ @First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 9 s! V. ]8 y% r& j
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. / Z8 i! o8 A; Q0 A6 X
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 9 r: h* X3 p' I, ]
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IRISH WOMAN: . I' |& q7 `- d" i# o9 t7 \6 W
" P' `8 W: i' e, l4 \First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. # Q q9 u N& N. q2 Y% L
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 5 g8 f4 ^+ d$ P' u% Q8 E! Y
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 9 B1 `: B' r% k8 F R% w
9 g+ c' @" f% N( y! ]5 BITALIAN WOMAN: 4 k4 n+ X. M0 v. W$ _4 N( ?9 N
& L/ B- e9 L5 W9 ]First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant 0 B! L0 |4 f& R0 Q1 n
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
6 B6 A. g' z. G- I# JThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring & P: g7 W/ m6 d, r( N' h( n
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
; }8 q$ v* \5 {. Q! e8 J5 `6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN: 7 G0 i7 P: e7 x: v% w" w
& u# {6 O& O. X4 K8 f. nFirst Date: You get dynamite head. 1 K) g p' M! g
Second Date: You get more great head.
/ U( o- o. p% A6 K4 @7 L( H( v+ w! f/ JThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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q. z1 s: i5 V, E" Z* F# TPOLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
* S* t* k4 E; W& x, ySecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 7 @0 z! X0 q. |1 j5 y T# s5 d1 U
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. * K8 j8 W* \" J" I/ A
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CHINESE WOMAN: % d4 y/ L; q* k7 Z6 }- |, D5 C
# J( {( H r9 p1 C1 j+ d7 s- QFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
9 n4 M( A9 X1 ]# b' ]/ bSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
( l5 t( P& L" i) C. JThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. * P# J. _) p& z/ B% g7 r1 P" z
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents. ) t: x$ u4 r" n4 I6 d+ H" i
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. / w. l* b! E! n, I7 b& s2 N) j
Third date: Wedding night.
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1 j; ~8 [0 X& T: H( j1 ^3 ~$ m6 D9 KBLACK WOMAN: . P5 D+ h9 ~, K+ W
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
5 z7 S9 ~+ p- N8 D, G, \3 MSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
0 G7 B" N, x @- K, q4 }Third Date: You get to pay her rent. ( }2 ^8 N! j" X" ]( w
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN 8 {) A$ O, D1 ^4 G# m0 W5 l7 d$ X
) G8 {$ J7 X7 F5 j- @First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
8 ~/ M- K J$ Z3 h0 x! nSecond Date: She is pregnant & V9 _7 _8 N3 @
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 9 ^5 {4 m F2 H
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