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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
# T% n% t: O2 t8 }' j6 `: QSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
3 _! V* m. S' ^) c, U* E$ h' S0 JThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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6 k2 q* T3 G- f" ?; lIRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
# \0 w, H; j3 y7 d5 \& i6 WSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 3 G3 Y. g* ~ d% |) c
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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# h& l% K# r3 B& O* D% S5 qITALIAN WOMAN: + H$ I! R( w# M' K" f/ v( }
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant / h& ?9 k( c/ X) B* l
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
$ ?- i) }+ L. }$ z9 y$ [7 DThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
, v d( o4 I. i1 [# t' I5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 5 _: B+ m. L3 b S! k5 e6 _, P
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend - _ o& }+ L2 ]# m5 P# y f
5 }* c* c& R2 D5 w. [4 h0 z9 HJEWISH WOMAN:
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5 t! X% K$ O2 k# j0 {! xFirst Date: You get dynamite head. ( ?( u A- W0 G& e3 V' L" o
Second Date: You get more great head. 6 V$ | _1 Z+ \! E* M4 Y K
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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% e; o0 t7 G1 y' oPOLISH WOMAN: ; d: f2 W% e) ]. a# [6 p6 ?
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
. H7 |. c0 |0 N7 C4 }* k: fSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
4 Q( {' s8 Z j; y: }9 GThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 1 G) z- F9 r+ G( O; `
: M- Z/ g& j) p' F5 [6 XCHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
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Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 8 ~( A9 O, `$ S0 X+ `/ g
$ r8 r2 y* Y* a VINDIAN WOMAN: " L% L* L1 L0 {4 L, o) s
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First date: Meet her parents.
8 u( `1 ~5 j# a7 C! m0 NSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
$ c9 ^1 J! y. I; _; W7 r( _Third date: Wedding night.
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( j2 S6 I5 O3 S' j9 OBLACK WOMAN: & w% S9 ]8 z- l: j2 P$ G
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. ( ]& a" o9 _& Q' ^2 R
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
0 W+ A' x3 d# `1 s+ ^Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
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2 e G/ D' y2 oFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car + }+ _8 |7 x8 S. D5 [
Second Date: She is pregnant
& [6 M" w5 q0 ]$ _Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. " I# E' [9 k! y3 h/ r
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