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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 4 X* H1 s- ^4 c& `" g
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
7 }) n. {; _5 O0 R- oSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. ( D! D& n r& l' r4 v5 i
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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- r' O6 a1 K1 a, ^7 ]IRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. & @5 O7 C9 d: Q( j6 m( r, k
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. B* D0 m4 {! Z" K4 q3 r8 b
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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' L7 A0 [6 W' m* NITALIAN WOMAN: ) y2 L4 C3 `) V1 f: ]* b1 g, K3 r' L# r
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant , d% C# V& `1 z6 {$ q' I
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
& w3 s+ @$ B5 f9 C& LThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 3 H5 C% s8 ^- O& c! R& l
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex ) w4 ?% ?3 X/ R/ r# S: c1 Y
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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( M9 z y3 e8 x, z: x, SJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. . F9 i/ K$ D8 b& f/ z
Second Date: You get more great head. 2 M% }$ Q5 V- ]$ @5 y/ G" X
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. $ e/ J) O( A9 @5 \" I5 u- i
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
! ]0 N: I) ^, n; d3 b% E: BThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. " z0 M1 W4 o, n9 e( h6 [6 h
; R1 p4 |% {- p+ DCHINESE WOMAN:
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6 r& N; M5 }' G4 m8 o- I& |' @First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 1 j( W( ^0 m8 \3 t% T6 W
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
# F+ _0 \, b( p! F! SThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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; m' D3 ^" I+ p3 j* |: M1 L; V/ O9 MINDIAN WOMAN:
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. X# o8 V# G( P6 V- FFirst date: Meet her parents. , S) G9 _( r9 F" J7 ]0 ?4 Y
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
, A# `/ \& g+ O8 i' I. AThird date: Wedding night.
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' a# b7 C6 H" L& d0 |0 K- UBLACK WOMAN:
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' W8 L, q% c/ Y7 k+ M" Y$ N# FFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
" I! _ ~& y8 ]$ F, O3 RSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
( Q9 @0 _$ K6 f Q' oThird Date: You get to pay her rent. 1 g3 ~( B; Z: T4 y# |/ S3 ]
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN * q; U' ^. @( ?/ j# j
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 8 A. j& B9 N- O& j( ]( ~; b0 K+ i* A
Second Date: She is pregnant
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