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: o( Q. L" M+ F/ N SFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
; t$ K1 ?: ^1 @$ T/ U* ySecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. ) ?+ ~1 s0 M t( z7 L
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: / P, {+ x9 u( x0 \) C7 G
, W; q4 D |& V- AFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. # a+ `! z0 b* x+ g. U
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
7 G3 Y$ ?+ G, M! ~; z7 a/ I6 O20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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- W' F( b% Y6 ~* sITALIAN WOMAN: 3 I/ a; @0 @# `4 D
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant - v" b$ y0 h$ _, B
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 5 E7 e0 j# E* x ?5 a' N
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring ( n9 t" d- g0 K
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex * k8 F( M7 U. o) P+ n. o3 v
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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D' b5 }3 y/ y! Z- L* @/ [% xJEWISH WOMAN: ( i C, ?7 D1 I6 o2 j r% w
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First Date: You get dynamite head. + `) I5 ^4 U0 Y" W- p8 I
Second Date: You get more great head.
4 t/ \' X7 O) Z; m NThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
/ m/ ^- M) I; J( w. _4 ^Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. ( ^1 P( _4 Y( b
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 6 |' ]8 h* L5 @. V( T! F
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 0 h! I! l9 I# d5 D! Y4 H
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. $ S/ e" T0 k8 L! Y2 `" r" r
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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7 P+ ?& t# m3 b% L: I$ B$ W, l) wFirst date: Meet her parents.
7 Y& ~& R$ v& l2 d2 R7 kSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
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$ P+ I; x; ]' Z% N* \BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
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Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
. c9 b) R5 ~9 |, j+ l& _$ oTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car . @2 G6 j/ V/ ^) V M1 }! W" r
Second Date: She is pregnant # j- R+ p5 S7 D. @3 p+ @" p$ T
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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