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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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& l+ J/ Z" U% JFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. & N; U) @' q" b* S2 ], f
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
" ?/ B& T6 s# `2 |: i7 vThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. " a; B5 i9 A- w2 Z- J ]# i
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IRISH WOMAN: ) c# r& R2 ]; `* ]: r
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ( s4 n$ n+ ~, p# D! o/ j. ^
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
g4 q D: a+ l3 O0 j7 R/ L20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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9 a; m6 _: h4 [! F/ d+ dITALIAN WOMAN: 7 f T; m' K7 Z7 D
& Y( e4 r1 W+ s0 RFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant # C3 W) q5 ^% X- S0 L
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
. Z0 V' S. w6 T# T! G& e9 V& o9 ?Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring % X8 w& q: @# N& Y- d2 a' K
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex - l1 ` L$ t% N- I8 _* `, U: }
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend & f' g: K. b2 ^! E1 o# I! l2 H6 s
8 a- f1 l! u) pJEWISH WOMAN: ! a ~7 |0 K8 W# C
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
4 s- y3 _. X8 n( ~* VSecond Date: You get more great head.
+ T! l' A3 ]3 ]Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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1 q/ W) z% e) A* G C, w5 W! yPOLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 5 `' n @& E9 z; p( a0 V
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
/ g' ~. M* [1 E4 C" K. W$ |Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. - V, d) g( r; E1 w; N
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CHINESE WOMAN: % l! ^: D" C- t' z
7 Z( O( k' @5 B" t; \6 PFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. ; p( x& f: Z* e0 D' o
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. ! M2 W, \ k1 l% k* H5 {
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 3 k. x" U1 M& Y. L
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INDIAN WOMAN: " R; c; r% c* ` w
3 ] b+ q# Y) xFirst date: Meet her parents. ! C; U# d6 q& [
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
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BLACK WOMAN: p1 U9 c+ S1 Y V, q$ f
( ~6 x1 n# B; D9 k3 w# j& Y/ \9 IFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. ' R; b! ?. l) O# n
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
4 F! D( P+ [5 \- P! t6 b# Q; pThird Date: You get to pay her rent. 7 t. i% r8 A8 X$ Q' C
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN & Q8 k$ O! U, U
6 u$ A6 Q p9 s5 vFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
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Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. ; B6 ]0 I) d/ `; p) e3 G# j' ]; {0 z$ h
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