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Women Of The World
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^" z; f& y8 h9 @A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 3 U: n6 |* z0 z7 ?& O
4 o& R. l5 z' M& l3 qFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
; y4 T1 x i* Z. F3 u, mSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. ) A4 a/ u8 n2 d
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: 7 j, Q- ~! Y' v
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 1 o3 H& j% j6 ~! b/ D
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. + k/ |2 q4 q, y. Y) ^! F- e7 I
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 0 C1 V1 U& [5 w1 ]* Z' T
: ?% H2 \+ v- zITALIAN WOMAN: " E" m* T$ A. A) F* Q% m7 f
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
5 S/ Y( ]! m4 N; WSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
7 N+ o1 s) c+ {) X$ }) w3 L7 \0 WThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 1 O4 O- t# ]$ U
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
, U7 d% R1 Q0 W% }& ]1 X& H6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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" o5 G( R0 T6 r+ {First Date: You get dynamite head.
4 m! c+ T& [# N- j. u9 tSecond Date: You get more great head. ) Z) N% {" ?+ K: B3 ]* u% n
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: 2 r! G3 V* `) Y8 Z+ t
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. " y6 y _7 J- r: A. {
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
7 u$ a1 M% g' X& `" r9 s9 e% jThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. , j+ k/ f3 _; q4 m: N
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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; x! O5 }% R( j( H; _- DFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
) {) b- x) {# R" T' T: f% O' WSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. # v ^& X! w- r! l- K
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. % D/ i9 F7 v, H+ A8 Y; o
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INDIAN WOMAN: * Q! i3 J3 t9 t( [( X' `# D5 t4 X
6 t5 ~5 |! ~5 Z: x; L$ OFirst date: Meet her parents.
- |1 K! c) M9 e2 `Second date: Set the date of the wedding. " d# x/ I4 t; y0 V+ U
Third date: Wedding night.
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
( K' c# _8 P% T1 ?" M+ GSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. ( {, K4 I# p M/ ]$ P: h, H% d; y# V
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
1 X; G) E6 b- ^& RTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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& p0 ^0 x. i1 M- e( {$ j ~3 ULATIN WOMAN " U6 Y0 Q1 S* f3 }% ~
" a$ f( f$ e. L+ K$ |8 R4 m* M) LFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
. ^. O# c2 [' c2 ? eSecond Date: She is pregnant + h, J6 v9 y# K
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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