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Women Of The World
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) A2 I. @& @& |% BA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 2 a: n3 Y s4 w: J& H, P }4 e
0 q7 r J2 M5 r' I) [4 p8 OFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. $ w6 f2 `5 N3 u. c
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
. Z- P4 B; E6 E8 }Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. " S% ]+ c Q7 v) t# f& t; Z l/ t
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IRISH WOMAN:
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% Y* l5 g3 R B: r8 \- n$ i8 m p6 w# hFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. # K. K/ u" P e; P1 S5 e1 j
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. & d/ x: x- S- ~- L
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. $ n! K1 h) P; N; N: r; G/ i
" _5 X' J3 |8 e1 ]ITALIAN WOMAN:
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) X. I, D+ K! {/ {First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant ( |: _" `/ \6 p: |# M; ]
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs & r! D) s9 H" c( l1 @% C
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
W% j/ b7 D) |% C! g7 _5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
% H7 K6 ]* Q' Z, a X( M6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend & C5 Y6 d# Y7 l
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JEWISH WOMAN: ) w, G& g/ v' L3 d6 `
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
$ Q$ u3 K; Y1 n& M- xSecond Date: You get more great head. 9 L; m+ d+ z7 s' ]- k
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. " x1 e2 b4 Y* {$ f( s9 v
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POLISH WOMAN: 9 \7 R3 p' R4 `) j3 [
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 0 Y8 `. k5 e' `% \
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
: K2 p* D! ^1 h; C& _Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 8 I( e1 n( T1 u2 y. {' X
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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" B) r9 p9 p, l1 |4 Y- U% X2 xFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
) z6 ^6 `& {% i' [Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
, X$ z* D+ s% ?3 a Q- q) @' lThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 4 V; y% P1 e% V' s
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents.
+ E: f) w9 ^7 ?* hSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
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" I5 c* J0 }9 ^0 D& r+ G: i( l( |BLACK WOMAN: , b+ N* V& K F
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
1 n/ \* Y4 ?: f9 a4 u# k8 YSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
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; L4 H$ V; v* _; M6 A% p jTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN % C% z- ?# ?, p
+ G) _7 ~7 g% k) ZFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car . O' M3 D5 A& H; H6 x% d/ v0 O
Second Date: She is pregnant
+ c e" Z0 `* Y3 kThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. # y& E, \$ H8 [/ }) r0 }& r. Q
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