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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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7 U! a2 O: h0 u" C* ]* K5 gA CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
" v( N, k: P2 Z) ]1 }3 f( F/ gSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
7 s, M4 @3 e- m5 i5 o& GThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
& W4 a" r3 `6 p, K# MSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
3 y, N4 `1 j/ ~9 n0 T) [20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ' P) z8 u# ^5 }& n4 ?9 A ^# h
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ITALIAN WOMAN: 3 n. A$ N; N8 V5 j
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
' r9 m& O& J, {8 Q9 j5 Y' WSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs * j/ _, Z+ W- U: n4 X1 M) {
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring $ P" K, y7 a( C2 r' q$ w
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex ; \1 D) j4 f# J) J" r/ d
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend % I3 ~9 n$ E9 G! O
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. % I+ ?7 F8 E2 c4 p
Second Date: You get more great head. 5 o2 Q3 y- ^+ J- u4 K0 V, L
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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- U6 g4 \" z8 @4 j7 SPOLISH WOMAN: [4 d) r) {0 j7 T
) g; `# i; j# nFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 2 U4 e& V# h: q. Z3 N! A
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
( r% D8 l9 C9 \/ Z) pThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 0 P+ Q, A1 v( z5 B- z' I p
" Y6 m# K$ C6 a4 }( j9 LCHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
/ W! y5 s* p& t. w' P. A! Q) aSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
7 K6 ~$ v, A) \* Z9 h$ u8 C0 RThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. ' {7 G, M/ U8 [8 a8 i% v! s$ P
( _* ?1 D. m: t4 A9 O4 aINDIAN WOMAN: % d$ w( F) a/ P# X, @6 b9 o! V- e9 w
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First date: Meet her parents.
_, f% Y8 _2 x/ p! u j5 a$ YSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. 4 T: N$ B; |# b Z6 c
Third date: Wedding night.
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1 [( x" S( j5 x2 Z# |' J1 nBLACK WOMAN: / H% ?* U m3 [7 k2 v+ n: `' e( J
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
+ t! v! ?- Y8 n. J+ `5 J3 xSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. : b2 ?! A( R4 Y- Z% h
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
) S: e' L# c* A/ @; D" PTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! - v2 k! ^4 H. Y/ q" [. M4 a! K
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LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 1 X6 N! b s( b$ Y
Second Date: She is pregnant h4 ~% K. M0 @2 S0 J0 Y1 a
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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