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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: & W& o7 x6 y2 s6 u( r* j, G
) y0 t8 Q0 y& ?* `( `: EFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
# K$ {$ [' G' Y! {% {! VSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
9 p% j% s& _/ B& S: A8 B* OThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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3 \: o# z7 W+ @9 ZIRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
. A. P$ m( @& Q1 `5 m6 x# ySecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
; M4 H5 Q7 e7 M6 ?" ?' J, \4 P4 ]20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ; `& n- }% j. x- C" O7 s
6 E2 {5 @. I" B7 U- SITALIAN WOMAN: 9 b8 |5 A+ [, P, Q# T4 g& g
8 j6 N% Z: _5 o) xFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
/ K- p; k& r! p. u" t c! T wSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs / i( [, V9 p. T
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring ; l$ b1 [# y+ r6 Y5 ?# C; W
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
# y* j+ [# a- R/ H6 k# M( Z6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend / ~& O4 X& V- ?
' c+ [7 c& Q* }7 DJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
3 x1 j5 z( o6 q: E% }. HSecond Date: You get more great head.
8 ~$ _) F' g8 {. u5 {: W8 g: n0 u: {Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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1 n% N9 N, `6 t w+ rFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
. b# \+ {+ d! `; M# oSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
1 X4 C6 M- Y* d- |9 SThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 7 W. {2 e( |5 c( I* J( S7 B n( k
# I; M& ]8 q: B* f% jCHINESE WOMAN: ! e j- x2 v) O w
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. , a! c1 b$ r$ C5 \! @1 w
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
0 X( i [4 F$ ?! BThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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/ {, Y K4 P" }1 ~4 l; a) LINDIAN WOMAN: 8 `. k8 ^9 e) x9 V
6 A6 a9 L' |8 @# G/ xFirst date: Meet her parents.
4 h. x3 ^) T1 Z3 w" z( \4 ^Second date: Set the date of the wedding. ) H1 U( }6 a( t* W
Third date: Wedding night. % a* Z: I7 V: D
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BLACK WOMAN: * \. m' |6 w7 t- X' [
7 X" d$ _0 s$ U( @First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
* ?2 D7 c5 j7 n7 e. ZSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
4 I! D6 _, f5 p# D; b/ F; p wThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
2 G0 C8 t+ i( C4 t tTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
v* ?: h7 [* j; @- y4 mSecond Date: She is pregnant * T- B3 E9 n) \1 a2 S+ O8 o, n
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. * K! l4 r" b% u7 b% G
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