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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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6 L) N1 H b: Q9 c- o5 iA CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
' K- H: N9 ]8 r/ J) x% K; E# j6 QSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
: F* I' [5 h0 Z3 o3 b0 Y& YThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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6 [% A- ?- r0 vIRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. + l' r" `& }; Y
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
0 L' q' z; W5 b$ q X) r7 ~/ f20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN: , ~ E2 Q8 d4 G& H
. z+ _5 {# f3 z& e# F+ i9 {' sFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
: J# d7 ~9 ?2 Z" \7 y% `Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
1 d6 y0 D5 ?$ k2 r) f% `Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
; P# \# y, U* Z: C5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
7 Z/ L: |0 \+ y3 z6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. 0 K7 E5 v' p0 s, u# j
Second Date: You get more great head.
' w- A- h( F( W& U, u8 XThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: # x( r: w; c$ q4 ?/ H
2 l& |) s$ e7 s( C% xFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. # U& O/ [6 S- }5 n( _0 ?
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 5 ]' q+ s+ B2 k n3 w0 A3 q$ |
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
# w2 D$ }& E0 T# c4 W, l9 hSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 3 E1 {$ x8 V! Q
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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" X; D4 e) q1 LINDIAN WOMAN: 3 T9 \5 v! S* R2 ^' v
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First date: Meet her parents.
0 N0 O9 U& `' f9 \" l& K' dSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. : J, a3 ?8 {& B) @! [% l
Third date: Wedding night.
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8 V6 k$ n3 {0 }. C3 \3 _BLACK WOMAN: # @3 s6 ]1 v: u8 e/ K! X7 J
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 2 \ m7 S, X# q R5 c
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
' x4 Z3 X, M9 b* T" tThird Date: You get to pay her rent. 9 F8 X7 [* T: p
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! / Y K/ t# S6 ?! h1 f0 p- G+ c
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LATIN WOMAN 7 r! [8 C: `. j* S3 g1 t
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 3 N( j$ ?0 \. }; ~* o1 l
Second Date: She is pregnant
1 b0 v3 U" @2 B' z3 HThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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