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Women Of The World
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4 Z$ E/ x, F1 j/ b2 [A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: ! U/ r! ?6 U" o7 g, A% h% F7 ~; ^; R
5 R4 V5 P/ C( BFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
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Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 7 r+ ~. Z0 Q4 H1 H
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ?4 N0 y7 n( I( S
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant ) a& n1 a, j j3 f0 Z
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
) M7 h @0 ` v2 h$ `, ?Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring : n+ G- e+ m. s! S$ U, {0 |
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex + S; H: o& R1 {+ Q3 P
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend M K: S6 J% W
0 j ^9 F9 Y. O6 t! ~: ~JEWISH WOMAN: 7 d% W: i3 m( O! _0 X# I+ i
: P0 Z( o- g3 f9 n/ `& ]' ?First Date: You get dynamite head.
$ r e; q) C5 MSecond Date: You get more great head.
, O. s3 N& S0 B7 pThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
0 j+ p+ s) U6 M8 ]; ~Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 1 N8 E- |1 T9 u' ~+ U
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. / K: k" {% ~1 n& k0 ] W/ \( I
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
) Z4 H/ L" c) p& }! l4 n. u8 MThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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* D0 O }) [$ P2 ?: D3 E/ JINDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents. 5 v3 _: o; R( G' K0 ~) a n
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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% o$ M9 J7 ^- O" r4 gFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. ) t6 \3 N. L& Q w( }
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. " T3 e, h0 J7 A6 D8 J5 A- C V% F0 p
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. ' u% P8 r/ s( `8 f9 z
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! : T, k4 A0 v+ [: v
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LATIN WOMAN & d1 Q: c* j4 w% e! Y! A
2 T0 |/ k& w1 Q" M+ v$ y9 i0 ]5 R4 FFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car ' \8 U, B$ Y' [; k% F5 m9 n
Second Date: She is pregnant # x% w& r0 y m6 d
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. / v- S2 d: s5 F3 h
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