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Women Of The World
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# o9 }( q" D1 o/ RA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: * Y' x% y' |2 S, ~2 w( `
! C- o$ H+ ~: s. e, U6 }First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
4 m; X0 J+ y( [6 LSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
) N6 I4 C& K6 A d8 F' SThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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1 b; t7 s" l: f$ [1 J7 B9 tFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
1 u1 r6 g! J" u" J9 bSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
5 I4 a+ U3 Z8 F1 `( b20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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* z4 h- R7 T' \8 h5 E: |ITALIAN WOMAN:
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+ O7 Y" K$ m- [2 J/ zFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant 0 t. Q- x- f* @7 h) p
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
, \2 W. b% K9 u$ k( j$ FThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
+ V8 g, |0 y) ?9 R5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 7 v3 t, c! Y8 m* X- S: C
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 3 i+ R& c; t! i0 T6 _7 p
$ s7 D5 l" H) TJEWISH WOMAN: 1 e+ Q- e8 A6 _
; P! F- K$ D3 X! y# s0 pFirst Date: You get dynamite head. 9 Y8 j& i, l6 y' f% z
Second Date: You get more great head. # s: P9 g: k, C y
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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7 R; _2 o! q) N$ EPOLISH WOMAN: 8 l1 [9 q% Q. R: ^) p
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. / }8 Y0 E4 ? x0 C
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 8 d! J1 T2 Z2 H+ G2 w) p
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN: 4 y5 C9 _+ e* {4 W
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. , ]# d0 l& V" H8 I/ \: G
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
1 M: ~/ l5 e& A) ~* NThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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1 A3 H3 X) Y; P& d5 S3 b1 B$ E( WFirst date: Meet her parents.
c5 t5 i/ a( Y7 H* B5 C7 [$ L6 MSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. 0 m5 b' r' L6 p' o
Third date: Wedding night. / p* r( l2 B. L- Y. o
~! j9 P1 i; n( T. U2 cBLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. ) Z4 P6 D2 U9 r! O8 ?) y
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
0 f: O2 k- h7 a6 HThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
) K3 U3 n# ?( u2 L9 x7 R TTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
6 L6 H0 \7 b& v6 O; G" s0 i$ VSecond Date: She is pregnant 1 [8 x( W6 L Q Z! L
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 7 u5 p. i7 M- Q- s
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