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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. ( d. e S9 t3 e: J4 J
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. ! D, P: s$ w+ \" l
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 1 \9 \* U$ ?* J% g7 W3 a8 X
7 @% y& R: o! {' gIRISH WOMAN:
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4 e7 b% X, W; x& NFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 0 {: O a( v9 w2 _: A) M5 w
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
) A& Y6 j7 t7 ]5 R20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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) d) N6 v; {- a. L4 hITALIAN WOMAN:
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0 i% Z# w4 }, F1 K3 N( k0 ZFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
4 {5 `" g7 y# D0 p& m) DSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
, V: t' b; g% P0 y; A- V! H) J9 MThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring - c5 e3 e! f/ @0 |
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
( f+ e8 F% o, H% {6 Z1 d$ L) _6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend ( e5 B* N* B7 ]
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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6 @8 D, ?4 e1 D/ e6 nFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
; h( \; K l0 ^( z6 K7 [& K% GSecond Date: You get more great head. 2 q! T% W$ b5 r- `/ h6 T
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
# E( m3 E, x, P4 d% ]Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
3 r0 \/ j/ z0 r7 d- ZThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. " V; D$ r8 t ~% M
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CHINESE WOMAN: - r1 C$ m# [' B/ O
% z. ?" \ l3 a8 b% k* GFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. : U; j: B& J1 L$ m. a( z7 w
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents.
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+ m j; Y/ h+ n' M2 ~Third date: Wedding night. + I3 f1 [7 k, w- Q& w5 d
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BLACK WOMAN: 2 \4 o. _8 X, {" p" t+ M6 t4 e+ L
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. : k# B2 r7 A- a& |: {$ N
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. + N9 \! R- Q$ s7 ?
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
% T+ H! ]. @. V9 M# N' G( h! O6 {: FTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN 7 H$ A* E* n% ^& Y# |3 D
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
1 }- _* x1 o; v* x0 p9 L' }Second Date: She is pregnant
; t, V S4 Z3 y! fThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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