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Women Of The World
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4 X! ^0 o* G) O/ R8 m+ qA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: g5 H) s6 p4 l. _7 y7 U5 {
' i$ l8 C" y4 UFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. / r% b" r* @) {, D0 p' N. d
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. 7 I; l+ M7 w/ L2 O3 W
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 3 X3 X2 M! v: p0 q6 Z
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IRISH WOMAN: 8 X# d+ k, H7 p. ~; Z
& z e) B# K/ P5 QFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
m/ K e/ x a& a! r9 P* wSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. " D/ A ]! g: P1 i8 p* Z3 P5 V
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN: ' C6 V0 `# R2 q3 B0 Z' I
d- e7 f/ Y/ c' W, ^First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
* p/ A7 E; U5 g# `/ n6 aSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 4 g% J7 o8 ~0 A' ~( p8 J
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
( d. p8 R5 n" _: E8 g5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
+ y/ [2 z9 b7 ~% g+ q# b' l6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 7 ~2 |( l+ D3 j) t
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JEWISH WOMAN: - ^" k( o, z7 R; f) ?2 U5 _: I- M
; \' L# m$ B+ {- k: @First Date: You get dynamite head. ! ^- z! m. w" ~ t2 x& U
Second Date: You get more great head. ) h: W2 G! K7 V
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. % ?5 p9 X# E+ m4 O: X# ^
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POLISH WOMAN:
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9 X& |7 T! S- R& ^7 P* y) xFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. ; z+ h1 j! d* i" G2 L
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 1 y1 g, p2 V, W H1 d
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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6 o! w* k. V# n; }, T p8 C' FCHINESE WOMAN: 2 L5 z! q7 @- {, S* N
! w" B( x" O) ?8 G" s" ~First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. S: [7 E: o3 Y" j- `3 \
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
/ B8 v. j# M5 v, r' |6 L# eThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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4 D1 C: F/ S& e0 S3 yFirst date: Meet her parents.
. M4 k( h, i6 ?Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
' A9 ~+ H" P* w! f$ ^" A1 kThird date: Wedding night.
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7 S R R, e5 fBLACK WOMAN: 6 e1 m4 Z2 u% I# H' o$ c& i. O
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. ( \$ J3 [2 g" L+ C# E Z2 L, D
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. ) n9 o! K w" W( Q5 C
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
$ s& J6 N% K# P, Q9 A/ `3 bTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN H6 {; l! h* l
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car / x+ M5 Q7 j6 k. I: g
Second Date: She is pregnant + W; @' I2 z$ P' U! O
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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