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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 5 B# z9 K, G6 i' E/ l X
$ k# Q. g& w0 ], DFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 4 |: D! w1 E% t5 b G
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. ( u& G) K8 ~+ ~3 B3 N
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: 9 {3 D* F0 N7 r7 ^
* X- w# O4 q1 P* x; [First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 6 B9 X+ k3 B. L& e$ G
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 5 A* K2 G) |$ g* |3 g
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ) g& y! s' w8 U5 i; T; o& p
4 f6 g' y% x( t" Z" PITALIAN WOMAN: - C; O: e" E0 n, L6 U* d
0 D( r6 A: Q7 |! b; J5 x; ]3 ~First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
; ?3 y1 k P4 m; i; L4 J0 X1 k VSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
2 N+ e) Q# y- c3 Y6 v2 G! n: L* tThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
Q6 c6 k- {# E( G2 a5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex ; Y2 x+ v E' q+ D: P Y
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN: & `5 _9 _" m' S5 k9 K$ L# a B; Q: n
/ j) }/ e( [. N8 q' W1 ^) Y" l2 oFirst Date: You get dynamite head. , ?, z) q* M9 j
Second Date: You get more great head. 6 d2 N) F3 P3 k0 M; p4 N
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. # v, b& c) i2 z& f" i4 ^* T7 X
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POLISH WOMAN: 0 l" w' Y6 I% v" `$ w* j9 g
& C {8 Z r( R1 c; u+ b' A- ZFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
# ?& c! Y, k: U! aSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 5 r% s) J& {! W4 E3 G8 _6 p
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. * D1 L& Q1 ]7 i" Q
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CHINESE WOMAN: # M( X2 B+ d9 i7 j
2 e0 J3 s, Z1 s- s& uFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. h$ S+ t% F! e) k+ Z" v: [# |, T+ b
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
) I' H$ l0 G% H- s8 q# jThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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5 Y; ~6 \/ w7 O6 ~ E1 I) tFirst date: Meet her parents.
5 B l6 I% w |# h, ?3 c: ASecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
" Y& [. t: i* {- x' ?; O/ ?Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN: 1 [; ?3 O1 H5 C. S1 m; t
6 K) O- H! o2 n: a4 }0 sFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
: ~! }/ v0 L; g* W. ySecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 5 |( p8 y* p" M% K
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. - ?- x1 z+ o. ~% m
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! % Z& d8 `7 E. W, H3 Y! @5 r
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LATIN WOMAN
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% w( A, R1 a) a8 ~0 g y; FFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
$ R: _- L/ L- j1 s5 }5 d& PSecond Date: She is pregnant
I1 q6 j+ L* P: ]1 RThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 9 y Q# k4 Q" z( k& P Z
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