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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
# k) j& I, d3 ]$ l5 eWomen Of The World" H! g8 }# w* ~5 q! ?: l
/ Y! k( ]1 y @ P/ `A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. ; e' C. S3 ~, P! A$ K% M
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. ( v' |; z9 E* ^2 N; \& B
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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! m' Z/ K( ]4 W( z, oFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 0 g& ]6 ` ^5 O; E
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
' G# T- Y% i% }. v9 ?( w20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant 7 Q" W9 {6 U$ p A
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 6 y$ q8 X4 |6 U9 B! w( \% m
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
" v% z' H1 q. v- ^! z5 w3 x5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
$ l# y' a. S; Z' \2 \+ x# z6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. : ]2 f3 G1 J" e0 L* ?& d
Second Date: You get more great head.
f2 X- ]' f$ _1 }9 |: AThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 0 X% u/ F& \8 H& ?9 q; b
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POLISH WOMAN: $ p# K- X& f1 M, R1 z
% V9 k) W" @1 X* nFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
~$ O! f0 g( r0 Y# bSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. ! G( q: M2 \2 O+ N" {6 ^- Q$ o
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. ' p0 H, D& Z4 ?$ X$ k
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. - F; D6 D7 T: t$ ?: A" ?
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
# ]& b; N& ~9 ]$ q* i1 A/ G8 Q/ Z& ~Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 3 ?. O) J: a2 E
" G4 G! R( ^! C' a1 lINDIAN WOMAN:
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/ M3 ^0 p0 o3 g2 H6 ~5 h- r; w7 v+ {First date: Meet her parents. ' b; o7 x& H- H* k, c7 w/ k
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. & H9 j6 k0 \) h( S( P
Third date: Wedding night. 0 Z }2 v' Q6 D
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BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 0 G% ~4 B* L0 R
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. " m. {" W. s% k& o- b
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
/ ?' |" y% K( N6 dTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! # F+ R8 J d: k1 d- H$ P" W
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LATIN WOMAN ! i/ N! a; Q6 E: [0 o" g# D6 s
- p5 Q, U* t' J# d* W* mFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
. t' y) \& \- d4 W9 T6 uSecond Date: She is pregnant ; t) T* N/ L: Z6 z$ ]4 n
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 1 Y2 ~2 G9 ?, ]$ V
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