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Women Of The World
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- X, U. b! z' ^. F9 uA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 9 G L5 [" W% K% a4 c
' |$ F Q4 W5 Y0 w& p5 rFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. ) C: w$ Q3 _# L8 C) G2 b* z
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. 9 X" p9 t/ A$ ?% f9 Y
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 0 k" V2 _0 E, j# A, s0 N
' _8 d' W8 [* X( Q5 Y0 V& gIRISH WOMAN: 6 c, R2 w* C- P
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. , r; f* k% R5 E" ]
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. G+ z! H/ \ Z. z
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. : x9 `$ s3 v: ?7 V+ i+ T
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5 @; ~2 p2 t' T/ F% Z" @1 N. oFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant , y, O$ u' a* o- R
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 0 ?2 J+ T$ h/ h3 f7 v) }
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 1 v, R1 Q' ]' k! \
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex ; T# v, ^3 M5 E
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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# }: [$ @, ?) \& b9 Q9 U0 c uJEWISH WOMAN:
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( u& E9 u& W- s! zFirst Date: You get dynamite head. 3 _/ I5 {9 n8 o6 k. I
Second Date: You get more great head.
- h( A9 y" p c2 K1 _" h5 |' _Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. & h }8 e/ U* h, t
9 T0 \4 o& B1 l+ I9 p B9 Q& rPOLISH WOMAN: 7 }6 p" L& r1 h3 U+ H& E" K- Q
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
6 F) W" P [$ VSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 5 Q6 s, W! y) E8 b
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. % V- `' r+ \5 J. n7 u' M# f( K
4 c; J; E- G6 T# _% l: JCHINESE WOMAN: ) x6 f9 o }. X. W& K
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
. M! R: h& h" m4 u/ dSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 1 n$ c: M; J' w6 @
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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$ T, Y) e { i1 I1 C5 LINDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents. % M$ s4 @9 J$ U$ _( P4 ^% |
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
9 t$ J$ x$ h; ^+ \: d5 u* CThird date: Wedding night. ) p: {$ J7 E9 X# U
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BLACK WOMAN:
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) a) _$ i6 N+ ^/ {+ yFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. : ^7 s# i: K0 n
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. R& x) M- {& d( n( F+ j1 P
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
1 U3 `8 n( ?' lTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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6 S8 Y( i1 e" q; B' A+ A$ nFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
4 v& l3 E6 {# o/ d7 [: cSecond Date: She is pregnant 0 m* k. Z7 F5 M) U
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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