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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
! E1 e( K9 F7 S9 u% Y( s/ I1 xWomen Of The World; G$ U6 V! I U! ^8 x, r# s0 k& y: v4 u
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2 S7 G8 O7 z! T& W6 x: U# C) h. AFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
_( l6 I' U$ a+ J, X' kSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
) h7 j9 o: l) o: x5 H& Q$ oThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 9 D% a5 ]' X! _
@% n) I q+ u+ R2 O" x! G) L$ R% OIRISH WOMAN:
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2 m+ t1 ~. i' o b- w8 S2 UFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ! i/ }: R- ~' q O
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
" f) ?& x: _( I/ j. o! v20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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+ d# H4 R W3 t4 ]& g8 gITALIAN WOMAN:
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/ ^; A6 W2 c5 B% x4 uFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant C5 U9 N; ~0 c( m& P9 w3 B: D
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 9 X7 b7 q$ x6 p4 a# L
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 2 i8 z( L7 x3 u% Y0 F5 U1 O5 m4 b9 R
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 6 W e# h9 K- m) z
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 7 `, ], ~/ v- ~$ c
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JEWISH WOMAN: : _' z7 w) ~$ }0 l% O
1 b: w, Y& t8 f. Q& V# FFirst Date: You get dynamite head. 4 w! x: @+ I- C, o8 ~+ R: q, K4 M
Second Date: You get more great head.
8 a: {. _9 H- }2 x. L5 m( RThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. % ^7 l8 Q+ G3 O; k# Z/ @- a) P. R
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POLISH WOMAN: * a& `, D) u, U3 b! _- S1 n, m
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. $ k p9 ~, N @. ]$ Z2 ]! {$ {$ c
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
0 w& F" h: S0 h0 M. XThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN: 4 j& ~% O0 `1 R) V1 o
9 b6 @" f8 w! A6 \: S) qFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
& k' `' ]5 V8 z, R, X2 XSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 0 H( p& ?. Y. u& n$ i3 m8 i' M) B
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. & g' v: Y: K: b6 X
6 a2 Z0 o+ K8 g5 I& @4 X9 d2 wINDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents.
2 c: d' L" m( ^* tSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
" [" W# x! Q! aThird date: Wedding night. " ?% E, o# Q8 n; L% v6 @) k
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2 v* a' P* C5 ?. zFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 8 {0 z, r0 _, `6 P6 Q4 o
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
0 V7 F" g0 J7 V. k# Y7 V( L! y) \Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
% K5 y3 C+ @! b$ Q, k0 _) s' `Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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3 J) |# n0 E S$ d& w6 f, MLATIN WOMAN ! c6 ]' a+ \0 [
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
( r, f5 h, e) ?4 |& n; \- ]Second Date: She is pregnant 8 F* `7 }3 N8 [, Q! ~; Z9 Z2 C
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. - X5 Y$ l" R/ T; o* Q9 t
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