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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: + F7 b g* l% O; P& L" z" }$ ]3 Y
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
: Q$ d9 R# }. a, O6 o" i9 P9 zSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. 1 X) N! H! q5 M4 [9 I6 R. \7 P
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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. S% `" C- q5 L' O" P9 u! aIRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
! V& b6 \# R) g( FSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ) T5 ^/ C: ^8 I1 e
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
( c, b+ [: v6 e& vSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
7 W" L1 z# ?" \* V& MThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
" Z+ {: j, M1 F# @/ { A& o+ q+ K5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex # R! u2 U9 D. J1 c
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend ; D8 N+ s! p4 `: Q! [4 Q
+ \6 G3 n( _; Z" Q$ O4 iJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
8 ?+ U; j) E! c% c8 e% I! HSecond Date: You get more great head.
% Q B; a: h/ C4 s8 XThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: . X5 c8 C, l- `# t
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
) L2 d( P4 O' r: H) ?, a% zSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 3 k' h& b* E% c0 [) y' p
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN: u: ?/ r1 F( A# U$ O
* D; t" U: Z; M6 I" {# b z3 YFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. ) g! R' x- Q: l( L
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
0 m$ O. H/ z9 l1 c# MThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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|9 O9 D1 o( K9 S6 ^INDIAN WOMAN:
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. L, [! X6 d0 U0 g0 l% x: |First date: Meet her parents. : O4 O) |3 j' K. e. o+ S
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
. s* M! `6 |0 q8 |Third date: Wedding night.
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 4 _& D, w* r7 A7 t+ `1 X" T0 X
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
1 ?0 Q& Y0 ?$ f- DThird Date: You get to pay her rent. 9 h4 x7 [! l; e" `6 i
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! " n q4 D0 E8 s* N
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LATIN WOMAN . I% j6 ^) Q( t% K/ x) ?
1 H* M. u+ h) R; d0 cFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car + h- N2 `& M% D4 |3 i( ?: q/ i1 e
Second Date: She is pregnant 2 d# I8 m# ?$ v! D- M+ S
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 4 Y2 j* R; z) p+ o
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