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: L# M6 g) ?3 A0 V% ?: C2 G% AA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: # \% g: g/ H: C3 a6 O0 q
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
6 X9 F; O5 L+ C- Y6 h; Q2 KSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. $ |7 Q( I3 W0 m; {3 C
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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% d- Y1 j( C( ^8 UIRISH WOMAN:
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! `+ s# A0 u# y; |1 q& Q, fFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. z: B7 [% a- y$ n4 S/ Q2 q
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. C! O* w* U$ s8 U# U
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. $ X5 p0 r( J: x; M
1 T. Q( K( u% X1 ~/ VITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
7 s: D! w+ b1 jSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
( S4 W7 z0 J% V. j7 n! CThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
8 u( W. i; J) i9 }( K5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex - _3 m6 D- a5 v8 C/ |3 X& |
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN: / v% U. t; H0 Z# e7 g- @% q
9 J! S, |! K: T* {6 J/ nFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
+ S+ }% e% s4 VSecond Date: You get more great head. 5 ~$ o& P, `. R, z- x3 t1 L5 @
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. # l$ ]) L E0 q' c
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POLISH WOMAN:
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* X6 l% L1 C+ ^# R( \First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
7 e, D( g* S& wSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
5 D! J1 j& g4 U+ I9 KThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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' N4 p) i! ^4 a( w6 aFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. & a; n% ?( w5 z( R) f+ L
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
5 V) O6 H# T/ C: XThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. - w- A' o+ X, ^2 s) r$ w
- f) ]! F1 u1 @6 [: J- m7 CINDIAN WOMAN: 9 |* G/ e' |; e& g
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First date: Meet her parents. # U% I" K x3 G5 b
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. - j' \' ?# ~/ C5 r
Third date: Wedding night.
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c% @1 z- Q- h& S* `" rBLACK WOMAN: 4 c' ^; [& R& ^# B# j
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
& B3 Y) l; `) @& J% K: z, HSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
* S7 Q! `4 ^' ~. LThird Date: You get to pay her rent. + p" d0 ^ |& {) Z8 t% F& `
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN & ~2 U: ? {! ^4 E
+ x& }$ h" M! B# s; y0 A) _# SFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
! F; `, L) R" A8 f* @: aSecond Date: She is pregnant
% q' W: n A7 @2 l' N2 VThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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