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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: & [% m9 [) B, o b
7 E5 ]1 k$ d, Z/ BFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. ( g% H7 w' O- V, s. o4 o1 w
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. 4 p+ ]/ \2 s n- f' l! @: G4 i
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: : }; W# ? q" t4 ~# Y4 V
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
2 J6 j: i: L+ o& Q& W5 o: PSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ) ?1 q5 g* U6 H& C" N
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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( F8 y) k8 A& o+ yITALIAN WOMAN: 4 e m9 A2 U( P+ K/ m, C) v2 L
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant , Q6 J: C9 H' f
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs $ K: G/ v/ ?- X( ?
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 8 |- H3 z! b7 X9 l2 m
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex # C" d. a, K% B# v! _4 N
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN: ; _, ]3 X& ~4 L) ?1 z- s$ N6 L
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First Date: You get dynamite head. + J' }% e9 `) @# F
Second Date: You get more great head.
) u' e1 O" B- A2 dThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. ; d) Y7 ?0 n) j5 U8 ^0 O) I0 B9 D
+ L3 O. P% M# `! s$ o& ^6 s1 `POLISH WOMAN:
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6 g: e% ~& e4 Z& i. }First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. ) D5 L. W- {8 i" Z) \6 }0 V
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
6 f, _3 U" U6 a, |Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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* I7 }# I" v% m8 {; I+ r- ECHINESE WOMAN: ! |6 Q S$ Z( B' v
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
& [2 o) A% P: d+ x; s& iSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
0 u/ B" ?) Y0 k% Q! k5 ?Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. - l6 B5 |/ P+ t- g% J
5 X9 w5 r" D- {) U+ s( n+ GINDIAN WOMAN:
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" D( r. P8 a4 Y3 G0 u% W+ A L* QFirst date: Meet her parents.
, h$ }3 l* F3 ySecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
- I! V' r" T" W1 x$ BThird date: Wedding night. - x0 y+ |" V) I' e
9 T3 s+ Q4 ^* ]5 b2 nBLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. ) n e9 S* d% t5 ^7 j8 O7 I3 B
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 4 S" U, g8 u; _. i% V+ N
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
( y: |! G- Y$ pTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! ' V5 O4 O# b! L# x/ z7 r
. ?1 i+ H0 r8 ]8 [; b/ ?2 Q# vLATIN WOMAN ; w) q8 i3 I8 |: i$ O Z
1 N2 i3 w, D- dFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
; z3 W! J& c' d* K iSecond Date: She is pregnant
; D' s. k' e" }% Z! f7 _! ]Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 2 N# c+ Q8 u( k% z! l
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