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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: . y3 Y% b2 R* ?' T& x* g6 E6 Z+ w" I
+ H" @3 U! ]. A9 \( {First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. & J& d. q% F+ a3 A
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
0 @# a- b7 t7 {( ^4 n$ JThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 8 _4 l6 E4 y6 Q6 S( ~
8 Q6 ~. c; b' K/ v3 F. _/ c9 WIRISH WOMAN: % k0 K: l2 N2 t, N8 g
& ?! C9 L+ I3 v$ c$ w5 l8 rFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. . a, T2 P! d2 }/ E! {0 {+ ~7 K. x
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
% p, ~1 v( Y+ c20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
: U3 h7 T; c" v" W8 rSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
) ]; ?) f9 a+ m: ?7 e$ X4 G, ^Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
2 ?8 v. E4 J6 |0 X) l5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
u# }' H3 F: z/ i) D1 K0 I6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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4 e8 g5 g' C+ A. |6 N& SFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
: Y$ j( [' v+ @0 z1 sSecond Date: You get more great head.
! N8 o) |" F" t6 v4 m: |( KThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. . n" n) E. K, A& p. L
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; M/ N: |: D- y$ H6 l* j2 CFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. ) m. f: r3 K) }* N8 s2 J
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
0 g; f+ X& L% ]+ RThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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+ z& c% Y% R+ i9 J0 e' ^CHINESE WOMAN: - ~/ `' c( N0 f! i, \; Q7 j
$ |: e) M' R, G3 F7 c4 A+ YFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
% ]% @$ C6 e7 u0 [4 C* W/ Z. KSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
* k, v& T: `* b q! x: y- E( z) _Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN: . @- R G5 D: t
1 ~) ~: w; N. W& K7 m& IFirst date: Meet her parents.
6 i, t1 A2 ]8 l. J$ B5 J/ jSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. . }) g+ P2 R8 H- ]$ r8 `
Third date: Wedding night.
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! H- O5 g8 G. B; v+ }" iBLACK WOMAN:
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1 g* v2 Y3 ]3 U- eFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. ; ~* b, ~0 a6 Q' M0 U: T0 M' x
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. % @1 i. L. i4 l& R3 _4 J
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
+ k( Q: w' I& S$ }) B2 Y$ ?( {Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! % u) Y$ k' E/ \( X
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LATIN WOMAN 8 F' A" n4 X* @1 z
- h7 B; w, n' k9 _, ]# qFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car , B5 n9 L) Z% {0 V7 T
Second Date: She is pregnant
1 b; |! M: l- R' G( ?' f/ qThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 7 v) D. o% |" R- ^5 P. I
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