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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 4 R: _9 A! \1 g- D# @6 s6 }
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. ) Z) Z+ p1 T& y9 x1 }
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
2 P. S" L5 [# H. AThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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+ h& t" L0 r! v& R: GIRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 9 B, Q) Z* H& M7 }; P7 N+ _) P
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 2 S# N' H! Q0 ]' q' q+ G* C
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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% r$ W, h& @+ |0 AITALIAN WOMAN:
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& }5 H! J1 b3 U. G* xFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant % v7 g8 x- `" m+ \( ]" b
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
+ o8 t- a6 [- o% {8 U6 `. pThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 6 ^9 F9 b' `, _9 p8 t* q
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
( _5 ~$ w8 T9 X' X" l6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 7 o) |. ~! s4 m0 Z
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JEWISH WOMAN: & |) {2 F" X& R2 M) X( x0 k) o! S0 y
; ^* _( N( d& x( S/ T) i5 IFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
/ }# \) R4 Z, D3 CSecond Date: You get more great head.
& D) B7 }+ `" h2 D3 SThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. " M; {# _; K/ _ c7 b" D" j' s
/ z, Q0 A3 K9 P& XPOLISH WOMAN: ( l2 t$ P" o: A L D. k
W3 _& L' Q: {) O% JFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
! U) h) p( f( w( m/ U0 TSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 5 z+ N/ Y2 |) n5 o( n- w7 c
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. ! Z% ]3 Y3 l- w
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 7 l9 Y4 U$ H! x+ i: Y& _
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. * ]9 C0 B' q% d K
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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9 _" A g( M# w: \" UINDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents.
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( L5 A' ^' P8 d2 `5 CThird date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN: + f6 y* n% Y0 U* }- u
& k5 \, ? A# e vFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. : m. }% v# ]7 E6 p. h
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. . |' o- L9 d- K; U: L6 \
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. 8 r, h) r6 V% y( U& o
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN # {) a' D" h+ o
1 @) q D) t# h- |5 |/ EFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car - c/ C: t$ [- e
Second Date: She is pregnant
* l# c+ Q: _9 Y, Y3 rThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. * p7 e' E. ?* o2 R
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