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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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: h8 F% ]0 Z9 x% p7 _+ R i. S, g2 QFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
9 p2 k/ B& N4 r- U! \$ {Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
! k) f; Q+ y! M# d( j$ ^4 p1 p) o! EThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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0 G+ p. u" K( M1 W5 z% i- MFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
5 ^' q6 f' x8 l2 y: PSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
4 f, W3 `4 r. g/ o( C* g20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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, g% ]% ]4 f0 G& W7 o' QFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant x( m% \2 W N0 \6 [9 ^
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
- y1 S, D. c; g: d2 \# p% M/ f5 fThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
8 W8 V; a6 @) i$ X& s( b# O, R" r5 n5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex ; m. {7 Z% p m
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN: $ v% _1 N- e a& ^' z3 L7 X& K
$ }' V, l1 M2 l& a( @" Z0 V; tFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
: z/ G# x- d8 [Second Date: You get more great head.
/ H" R8 w/ V! L: ZThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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& w) l8 H& _% _; \2 R0 U: QPOLISH WOMAN: 3 I2 f% c6 v, v
4 s3 Y/ d" H% H# I) W$ W) WFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. O% T3 Y3 a0 m2 y" M2 B/ _
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
' \; }5 Z: q# }. A' V; r. A" Z: \Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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) j1 Q; y; L) X2 `2 UCHINESE WOMAN: 0 q+ l" X/ ^2 r
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. ! n- y+ q5 d; A( h. N
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. : j) y1 \ ?& v9 c/ x: h( z5 ]
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. " V# b# o/ p: [ o& x4 Q5 C
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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8 H4 ]! D3 w$ |/ VFirst date: Meet her parents.
6 V- e6 |1 r/ s1 U0 OSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
0 j! w x3 ?: U. k9 U! t4 \) [6 i3 YThird date: Wedding night.
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3 d/ D2 h' s9 H, ^7 O9 X& nBLACK WOMAN: - L% F6 T/ G6 v5 Z# E& Q
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
2 S+ q. x4 G. [. c4 B' |Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
" }0 T' m" M% X( J4 y- f' \Third Date: You get to pay her rent. 4 k2 t0 ~0 l' N, G: X1 s8 M; n1 D; [
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN & S) p" [" ]3 e* S4 \( l
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car % P& m; ^4 f. j, J* R$ M4 ^
Second Date: She is pregnant
5 k9 k7 c3 n7 d. UThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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