|
E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:. m" |& [7 Z2 ^$ L P$ X' V
Women Of The World
/ Q% K0 I6 _. _: F3 U3 s- i+ q& ?& [/ c5 m7 h1 w6 {2 r* p5 I
A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: ! v" R+ e5 Q$ j) b6 h& z- ?
; q7 R! v" r: ?; I' q% X
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. & R" f+ K( r3 h' L0 ?. b4 T1 b9 O* O8 |
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. 3 o0 c2 Q1 H, e$ C
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
# \7 g1 @: h ^. P
4 A* _6 Q+ ~4 _- |. r' eIRISH WOMAN: 6 l, m; c/ ]% h. ^5 h+ e
1 ~ E8 |( s: v. M. dFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 9 V9 |2 t& o d `! d7 h
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. & V9 F* f+ t/ T( y* p
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ) a7 F, W: V+ h- m% `5 [3 D4 P5 U( j0 F3 P
: L& j* Z- Q! S6 q& Y
ITALIAN WOMAN: 2 ~# o% t8 f C0 a& }
( Y, l' v$ @# p5 n! E4 |- JFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant - f q8 u( _. D2 }: y% j! S! j0 q$ d
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
) w+ w6 F5 i0 _, \; {& m, ]( m; aThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
! k2 K: h$ j4 a6 Z i& r3 `6 R0 x$ W5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex : W4 b% Y4 ?8 d9 q6 j
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend - Y, I2 d* t( _+ l* V5 m( O
4 \9 L$ e: a; `! nJEWISH WOMAN:
( \; d1 G4 \* w, ^; {; d/ r+ H. e2 T4 t1 }+ Y4 U
First Date: You get dynamite head.
5 i" }0 p, j8 B" LSecond Date: You get more great head.
& e2 ]5 k- ^0 ^5 ^+ dThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
& b( w5 _- t e7 [9 \/ h: {! x
1 H3 E. b: D6 k0 ?$ z. Z1 yPOLISH WOMAN:
. q) q+ G+ x' e4 l8 p. O- X& @; b1 e& B
First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
! n5 r8 t# _9 v7 \Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
O. |0 ~" W+ R7 s6 dThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
: p' N- B1 h" W# C1 i0 z5 V% c( W. u! R
CHINESE WOMAN:
% p8 E/ i- m3 i" s O# S3 L7 x: w1 Y9 E4 m- \/ r
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
3 P6 q) E I* a8 O$ q, zSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. " F! r$ u; j+ [1 j# J! f
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
/ _5 i$ `/ V+ Y; ]; `4 k/ m
4 |: H+ U/ d I9 P# ?) k/ U4 UINDIAN WOMAN: : S/ k7 J, P1 i Q3 k
7 D( c/ @# H7 J4 _1 Z) PFirst date: Meet her parents. ' q, r1 W% k1 Y5 o2 {
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
3 a) r3 @2 E5 Z) i2 m0 ?, E; qThird date: Wedding night.
! K/ @$ Y7 |4 m( k4 t" {* m+ P9 [' P6 k8 P0 q; K
BLACK WOMAN: 7 S* \1 S3 K0 w
8 d: h6 R! H2 N" N1 J
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
p$ i. a: F. C" h' [; I& I; O' \Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
' W% N; z5 x& R, lThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
( [/ B6 `# ^: N q. A) z/ TTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! " Y2 b% o, _$ B9 b1 R: @
' T2 v$ }5 M( n3 n" L1 G4 \' U; t4 KLATIN WOMAN * M( P( |# i& N9 q0 S+ J' E
, h& x/ e6 q/ h: e# Y: A- RFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
) t4 p: P" I; ?" F1 y- aSecond Date: She is pregnant / M& L( O0 ~- A5 m
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 6 X, y. Y+ p+ }
2 H4 c( |1 P4 E, t
|
|