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' K3 U5 h4 D1 w- N) d. ZA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 7 S4 F# ^. W7 u: R$ Z
+ g( _7 d% a) Q/ J# pFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 0 f* e) s6 P3 q f
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
& q# t* I+ w0 c$ R/ SThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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# R: ~3 ?6 v) h! _3 s- H1 t8 wIRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ; Z! o8 R0 {# c: l9 U% Y
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
, w& G3 E* S3 J, }( H, f7 @6 t20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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0 K3 ~; V+ `' X( a* D5 ]9 AITALIAN WOMAN:
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8 T/ \* H% W: EFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
& d l' t' x& o9 C8 m! YSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
. N7 I( ^1 p/ a' Z; W' C+ MThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring - M4 {4 [4 O) S3 ?
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex . p" Z( ?8 _% z; `) T5 `1 j' N: u; H
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 0 {+ |. C. Z+ H: N# E7 l# [- ^" L& s
% ]! G; C: X9 C" z: j R4 [JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
( m* ?% d5 | L4 z, NSecond Date: You get more great head.
- D; k h" j8 \/ PThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. % M0 A5 v1 Y* r6 }
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POLISH WOMAN: % L$ ^# T4 k: T5 |% w, F+ ?
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
0 [. `: U: W# g8 uSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
n' J3 Z* |) x* M3 [Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN: - r+ r- b. f9 t* R
l% y+ p4 r* [4 N0 D" ~* s9 t9 zFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 6 j9 W& X- N9 S( _1 h- c
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
: h1 V+ j" a- O: T3 w- NThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 4 ]1 o- B8 k: y! q6 y/ y* q1 F
- [& z( L+ d2 r9 tINDIAN WOMAN: , T' n9 _( b/ I1 ?2 X$ i
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First date: Meet her parents.
9 b( [$ w7 f. O1 ESecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
2 ^' y- x, c) dThird date: Wedding night. # x2 E" f2 _. }& ~) o. e
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BLACK WOMAN: 2 x+ p* F& p& \9 ~3 M& m# Y
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 9 b1 z; `( J- y% x0 r4 h% a
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
& w2 L& i" o; u; SThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
/ p3 H o* o; {- NTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN + u( l2 }! D& U2 z$ j: ?
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
2 A. a+ N. v, h! @5 _% ASecond Date: She is pregnant 4 g1 G% I C' c! o
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. $ G# x/ y/ r9 |2 p% M/ v
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