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Women Of The World
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; S" I; D6 L# U+ SA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: $ e) O, ^ L1 ]
6 b" [4 |" X( [/ rFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. ) {( Y+ H5 l+ k1 c) f* A) o- J
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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- X* R' C$ X) Z' gFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
# O( V( G0 B: A5 M. HSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
' Q8 _- u8 L4 D6 {20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant ' d0 v& S [& I s! x# u
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs : P) _( t' E% _% C {
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
: @( w9 i+ b8 B; X& ?' M9 _# Z1 o }5 n5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 8 W/ D: ~3 f( ~; k2 e3 @# {: K
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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s& j6 U3 [4 x; ?, @First Date: You get dynamite head. @# M: b; g% B1 v* A$ N3 t
Second Date: You get more great head.
( A+ b( i- C8 y( C- vThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. % ~& W' Q6 w8 I
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. ! z% A* u5 p, [
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
4 @' ]. b+ e1 D% YThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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4 @ B+ T$ T- p1 V. p7 rCHINESE WOMAN:
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2 U1 Z4 |( P, E8 ?' O' m6 P) nFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 1 O8 ~7 x( c- k# h: h, d
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. . K8 m5 i$ U$ }+ l
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN: * z. K0 l/ h, c! m6 r3 K3 \2 e6 T
! J4 M1 W8 E" e5 ]) IFirst date: Meet her parents.
6 c9 m9 G$ P. I2 [Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
; v5 V9 r8 U* o) x/ B6 YThird date: Wedding night.
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2 ~; I* Q2 O3 t: CBLACK WOMAN: $ |4 \/ x, B( C& O, K
! Z7 L& w) [' zFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. $ n6 P" y3 m0 p1 ]
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
* t8 T0 k0 g3 y' H8 t+ CThird Date: You get to pay her rent. ! x e8 r) P' E, r
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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7 A9 P" D+ y9 u4 o& R4 ZLATIN WOMAN $ v5 i* T0 v; {! j% k
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
8 s! G/ ~! H- R( B* RSecond Date: She is pregnant
$ a3 A, i# N' L1 g$ AThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 2 t9 V' |. ^; Z, b( l8 \0 Q/ D7 ?
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