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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: + E7 G' c8 q, m2 Q6 p
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 0 E: u \+ p: o1 Q3 ]) L/ p7 V0 T
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. 7 q9 j% T! R/ f! U9 M
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 9 h" k0 h7 ?. u" W5 z
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IRISH WOMAN:
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5 `( o6 a8 E$ H5 h l/ _First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 9 t2 r4 Q3 {) H6 f* [: L. _( ]
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
" D2 J6 ?2 d/ \& I9 c/ m20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. : h! W7 G6 w4 ^& k* a: g5 v
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ITALIAN WOMAN: 0 X# ^& T+ b, X$ |) ~
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
) P2 m3 ^) Q# z& X' c8 C) h6 e4 SSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
* ^( ]% ], D: _; b' t, BThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring / d: Q3 _6 ]+ c* X B2 v
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
6 l1 u3 A/ q7 z, k) X# k6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 6 E7 @" \. q% N$ X1 I2 h1 l
. Q& N9 M$ U2 u, N9 fJEWISH WOMAN: 7 B( v3 U' w6 t1 S' Z* s
2 ^9 ]8 J ?: m/ RFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
p/ j0 n! F( f6 u- p; E* ?8 c9 q" hSecond Date: You get more great head. , Y* L5 b/ q* e& ~5 y
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: ; k2 Q6 h+ ~) E/ \, l1 i
+ e+ J6 \/ ~ L7 a8 U2 gFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
8 D' u e# {. C0 E$ A, _Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. ]8 w& x. N8 j& w# ?4 {1 |3 e
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. & F0 c$ I/ W3 o4 U% w. y5 g3 J
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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7 y* N! N; E; ^, r* ]: mFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. * U& ]! c2 u4 n& Y' C) P0 F4 N
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. % K U& s! x6 z* ] i! J9 V
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN: ( H3 }. v- y- l9 j
8 B8 ^$ Z; p, k9 L0 E9 @9 tFirst date: Meet her parents.
3 e% _+ q+ V' r Y) HSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
, w7 Y+ |4 Z: A5 k' b- G7 aThird date: Wedding night. + t) r5 M8 \2 B3 N7 O
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BLACK WOMAN: 4 e( K: e2 j6 e. N. n; U, s0 d3 s
9 E( i' c' {/ h5 `First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
, x. u; f2 h' RSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
8 R4 D4 M2 t* ?Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
5 G% I- {3 l! b, d2 YTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! & Q/ v8 W/ p. [
& |1 t% u T+ T' Q" [LATIN WOMAN + E" j1 g f, }& }7 s/ D
' X$ z6 W% M+ x1 a0 EFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car ; Q8 \* S7 o1 b7 Q
Second Date: She is pregnant 9 j* O: l7 p7 A. w
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 1 B+ A( k0 Y) j5 b# N
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