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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: * \% ~$ E. |$ R
/ }9 K3 t0 h6 ?, nFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. ( ]% d- H% d2 [) @/ v
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. % W& l3 e3 b U1 U& V
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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. |2 x# X) F: u `8 L2 z/ ^( aFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
$ H' m/ G- d2 v& ~; y& D- M! dSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. " \2 K. K) q* ~
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. $ P& B7 k$ V# |" @" w# p
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ITALIAN WOMAN: 7 P8 j5 s4 l- z3 z$ @
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
% l5 F$ w! K) O. e5 x7 \' SSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
% R; S* N; d$ x/ e5 g( ^% V3 fThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring $ M ]. s5 \3 M7 }# Y. c2 e
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
- j( T$ @* i4 k+ c6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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v/ p @, x$ b4 fJEWISH WOMAN:
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' ` n2 C+ P. S- _First Date: You get dynamite head. ; x$ m' S! ]9 Y: b( o8 O
Second Date: You get more great head.
( R9 o/ S8 \4 M" g" TThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 6 ~2 |5 g/ A9 z2 I) n1 F
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. . S4 `) H" |6 j2 l* g$ y- F
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. ) P: D6 u) E& \3 o" ]
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN: , h$ K- d( T' W! K; O
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
1 a" v$ b) T7 v9 g" z) i2 ]5 iSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
% V& N% s1 {% E gThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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4 i( ~) b6 I* J0 e+ D0 wINDIAN WOMAN:
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: H# W" ]* W- d( hFirst date: Meet her parents. ! |. D Q; [( l
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
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+ Z% ^+ \5 d$ P1 n/ u% A% QBLACK WOMAN:
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0 T# U4 Y3 g% s; ^: j7 dFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. / |+ R5 Z; Y' G+ c
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
; k9 I2 X. P; u% T# W( J% m/ ZThird Date: You get to pay her rent. 9 G8 S8 N* j9 z# U
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
! H) L8 s* n1 \8 jSecond Date: She is pregnant ' G% h1 I( K# R2 k% P% g
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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