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/ k, M4 S+ y6 D% U, u' NFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. : N0 w5 y$ F& j
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. 1 U7 @, u. Z( g& z2 {
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. / {. r* B' P) Q8 M- g
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IRISH WOMAN: $ d1 P5 F+ ~$ M- \
& Y, ]$ w- p7 l& m) x6 y. E4 e4 HFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 2 j2 P$ k5 G! j) c6 d3 t2 `4 o
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 9 Q, I+ G, }' P" O2 y* ~' A }
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant - V! x+ ] p6 F p$ d( D
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
( Y/ F! ?& ~9 m* H# U. h9 w/ P/ L1 g% bThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
+ z. H+ f1 V8 f/ g5 a5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex * R. z+ \: V, o( H% A% c
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend ! R6 h/ b4 d0 u0 i6 k8 ^
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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) M% Y; ^4 g# ^5 W. AFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
/ z$ m& f% E& L9 DSecond Date: You get more great head.
3 Y) {2 [: L" w# }( B$ kThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. ' ^3 c( o9 V1 j0 k4 e1 l$ T4 }
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 6 N7 f- n, I7 {) P5 N) k) a! _& @
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. $ |3 W& x4 l8 J8 \- N
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. * s$ s0 W) Z. O7 N# m4 n* ~$ J
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1 ^- @0 D6 ~$ J# z8 w5 W! E3 xFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
; B) s9 ^7 [/ y6 qSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
& P: Y4 }, X* @+ zThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN: % L4 `# C7 h. O7 T& R8 ~
; Z0 P o% ^9 y6 O2 O3 `# a) JFirst date: Meet her parents. , }' w6 u$ A# Z: M0 g$ Y# S. _% Y
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
/ A! x) i" e* i2 _7 iThird date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. - [7 q7 m+ A% _4 h% L
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
& o6 w1 _" ~" ]1 }Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
3 ~+ }8 G8 k6 |7 MTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 5 @& S1 |3 b2 ?8 r" x2 L
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LATIN WOMAN
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' T7 U5 [+ N- a& n* j8 o3 A' dFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
6 t j1 B/ o! {' J. H% pSecond Date: She is pregnant
2 I& f# {, Q4 P2 zThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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