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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: ; Q, S6 y& Z& g9 v
p$ Y" e4 R$ fFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 1 ?0 K9 e7 M6 O' l- u( B1 N" ]" d
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. % ~2 Z7 n$ H& \ C
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. , {) \- o! m3 c- C/ L6 C0 n
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; P1 {. C, w3 n/ m+ d7 [& C% VFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ! z" e! A' J: O& @# y
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
& z5 r* x/ ?3 f; z+ h0 k4 N20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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0 y5 ^! ~& l- X6 K. OITALIAN WOMAN: ; D8 j" Q4 ?: i4 T0 C% {
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
4 d" |/ V7 e! Q9 l& d" c4 B" bSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 2 P' G2 N# J6 p2 L# y
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
; [# G+ I" P, h1 p' Y" V7 q5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex , Z( J, q+ T* C
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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. A# }! D9 t8 k; K% hJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. ! D/ {4 }- O: o3 y; ?
Second Date: You get more great head. 8 G, Z7 ]/ a% j- g
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
6 g7 c: W, ~1 x( s9 uSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
, L- Z+ p# ?3 ?3 ?( nThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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( @# x3 ]: a( p# n/ O2 [CHINESE WOMAN:
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' S( L7 b, j7 }" A! _First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. $ }! a1 _' ~; f( I O" h# Q5 S* J) X
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
; H6 q. u+ i$ ?+ pThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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! W- d+ |" f# T- r' X! cINDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents. 4 Y: z3 A# ~( {0 Y+ C( s
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. / U& ^5 X6 R5 h- |- C5 d, i
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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! Y6 o3 r! ?2 ?9 q, I2 g5 k9 `/ M hFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. + `# O1 ]5 M. w- S
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. , ?5 j- G& @) v3 J6 L9 E; W/ I1 e
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. % p- x* O8 R. J0 V# f
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! ' Q6 U( b* r8 B8 w
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LATIN WOMAN ; E: N& j: r7 K( ], ^+ {
: l( y; K: o4 c) @First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car ! U/ ^# c- y5 m7 b" g6 N' {
Second Date: She is pregnant
% D" S3 Q# L2 x; R1 o- [: @Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. & [# U/ N7 E$ d+ `) U
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