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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
! e9 ?" K: W1 G$ ~- U8 _1 YWomen Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 3 z/ V q1 ]9 T9 x% [3 V* V$ q
7 w: V/ m& d |) N2 T( `7 X9 gFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 3 l& f% Y# X) \) j2 b) r
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
* F* r( N! [2 m; }( T) U- O# JThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. * n* B4 j8 v- M- e$ [
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IRISH WOMAN: 4 Q4 U% c' ]' Z! S3 f: w
{6 U- i7 V- S8 [, R# Z3 D7 nFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. % ]0 P" X0 o% G. x3 a! E, y
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
% e) V2 ]: ~3 i# z B20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. * x! U9 H: t# ~$ A
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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# k/ G! ?) W, L! T4 zFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
& j& i a' T& b) Z+ |7 l8 r! OSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs / S- G9 @1 _; P1 ^& @( u) D
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
1 v" M8 k# B- \5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
+ O8 I/ \6 w9 h* V3 {' ~5 b6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. ; `. D4 i) Q; P2 l) [9 G0 ?# _
Second Date: You get more great head. + }9 `. `( W& {/ n$ c
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. & p# B$ R3 f- U- ?* F3 \5 ~
, j4 H* u& r: U5 |4 G3 M. k4 HPOLISH WOMAN: & {4 b3 X s5 o L, r
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. : Y3 N& h# Z2 D
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. . S, k. ^- w! N
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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% Q5 O8 }# o, e: k2 I( tFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
) {! H( l: j8 r; f5 s6 XSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
5 U* ?/ p1 k+ ?$ Q* M2 D* zThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. / r* d4 C9 d! O
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents.
* y- v- |9 A) ]: X7 j+ A- H- k p, ?Second date: Set the date of the wedding. . I T: J0 r9 x* \, N
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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; \" Q& Q1 P7 qFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. . k8 y+ g$ Z/ ^4 l' y5 M1 J
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
M# f$ R8 m* T* v, g! t+ p& D }. lThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
/ K5 a( S4 {+ S) I4 STenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN ! p2 _/ m( Q) d8 V+ |
0 A, f" Y; C3 [4 L& kFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
, _; c# t" A: F$ M) N, cSecond Date: She is pregnant
' ]9 R8 O3 z# x8 OThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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