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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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2 K0 y! {. D" [1 m7 w5 P: QFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. ~% M1 k5 E+ w- N0 d3 H
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
5 u; T2 E- |7 XSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. " _5 Y$ L( @1 q" y( \6 h/ z% Q) Q! M
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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& Y& F7 t9 d7 IITALIAN WOMAN:
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! T4 l. v, b# p, N& ~First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
% d- {* `- i* Z1 X# R1 xSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
5 i6 N9 a. s4 a7 }+ `Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 8 T$ u% G: s0 u* \# U/ ~
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
* R/ W/ M. d3 Q2 O6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend % f8 n1 A8 }- g3 b& a) Y# q' N+ V
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. . T( @, `' X2 Z2 a1 A( [
Second Date: You get more great head.
1 m/ c3 }3 T* V9 r3 BThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. - F6 z& S+ a3 H
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POLISH WOMAN: % [8 f. ~, w9 I& a- d1 k& L: @- f
# r" X) c i, I# W2 o" dFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
& N/ f( e9 e# l$ ]) BSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
, a f6 E' x% CThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. ' k" H) g( P' K* E1 T2 [3 T
k4 l% A/ K" U9 Q5 K& s- E4 E4 yCHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. - ^ E0 |) q& u0 ^3 i. c( j
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
C1 j* a1 h5 N* r! UThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. , \; _4 N3 Y+ f* d% t" ]* K8 G
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INDIAN WOMAN: / ^5 t! s0 o9 z6 j9 i
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First date: Meet her parents.
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, ^0 Y e n1 K6 a! o* b0 ]BLACK WOMAN: : `/ Q' {# }% }5 b) M2 c( I& n$ z
) f, o( v, h+ N# A! {% m5 dFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 7 [# g$ K! T7 {& p ]3 T U
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 3 W4 H9 y; U) }; u/ x, w9 t, B! N6 b
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. . I+ K! R4 I% k2 z- X
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
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Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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