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Women Of The World
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8 m$ P2 V% E0 b" f7 R* r/ LA CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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7 y4 D. Y' h+ SFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. : P( V1 N% W( Y/ ~% l! @
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. 6 B; n2 ?$ c" v4 p
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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1 o5 L: S% M" a3 sIRISH WOMAN: ; B) G8 A Y$ F- x
/ ] |- U" n6 g9 X" KFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
# l4 \' u! I# P8 {- WSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
1 Z0 ]- B8 y8 e20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 4 f5 e6 }# W8 m. l6 _7 g
9 a8 [7 H1 F: j& Y5 gITALIAN WOMAN: - B/ ]4 v6 Q8 Q
7 D3 [# W& m; SFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
3 p% |/ ^8 Z% ZSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs - o R* y" F. |: V/ `
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring ; D6 Y' K0 p) X( k; {2 `: L3 y
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
0 l; D, a& R! R: Y+ h6 k6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
2 C* a {6 R& f6 T1 H' N" H/ iSecond Date: You get more great head. , S- ]0 @& A& E' }8 b! M
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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& k( {6 ~/ g8 F2 X5 O0 ZFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. / y9 Y# [* P) J( F' v
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 3 ~: T: k3 ~- Z9 _! h
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 4 u: \! \* |, F9 Y1 S1 _
% e3 [9 g% @- k8 ?CHINESE WOMAN:
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6 z+ ~9 @7 A& i3 i9 \( u; bFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 2 Q, }% p4 e+ C- p
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
& r7 S3 l* o) F; u' iThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. " p% m6 l* E e1 K- _
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. r/ B/ |/ o4 d+ pFirst date: Meet her parents.
; V. b) |8 C9 B" l3 l, fSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
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7 k, a( a, C1 T. h4 Q$ o" z' X2 ?8 nBLACK WOMAN:
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, I/ u/ G* Z2 n$ pFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
0 X6 W6 G. [2 [3 f4 s" g8 LSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 9 r/ W! b8 X b! O5 \3 f& Q
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. 9 [, w3 {" j9 v0 ]% {: p: o
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 0 e3 q7 p1 m- [6 b s) z. j
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LATIN WOMAN 0 c7 W: U" H; f! \/ K* E
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
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Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. - Q. o9 D$ R5 c L
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