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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
4 \6 d' h8 ]$ B' f) uWomen Of The World
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
0 W& [6 Q0 N$ b7 D: m: CSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. 1 S& ^0 e( x. p+ b0 e
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
, |0 O" |6 R* V4 k6 iSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
5 l8 Z; s; G5 y9 F3 X8 V# T3 ?20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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! n% }5 E2 i- RITALIAN WOMAN: / t: V9 f( t6 h3 }! D- i" M
- Y6 Y4 j1 ]! o9 R9 nFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant 9 \. ]( `4 g. U/ }' I3 O( v4 l
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs & y7 I# c$ m8 s8 X+ v* ~+ V
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
: _ S0 w- E" u5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
' E% a# O7 L0 i9 i- d* V; m8 f6 h6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend ) C# S1 b3 K5 L3 C% c
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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1 i! ^. v# q! V& Z6 gFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
$ G+ s, s1 p! \3 U* x+ O# ZSecond Date: You get more great head. 6 ~9 c7 v. V. K7 @; V+ Z
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 6 w) p$ A' w9 g" ^- n: @) [( U: n
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POLISH WOMAN: " a0 [5 u8 L L$ y2 l& U
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. $ \! z/ y9 F$ Y! i s% j
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 3 p( \9 b/ x* } Q7 f m
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. ! D) x9 a6 T- x
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
3 [. r' f* O' u+ F( z/ LSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
+ u3 e; } S$ _: E, p1 l( N. qThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents. 5 X% T0 p6 P8 v0 i
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. 9 b5 I# l2 D5 @4 U
Third date: Wedding night.
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2 y8 i O$ ?& ~9 }& h* rBLACK WOMAN: : G( c4 G- d3 N$ L% z; P: v
& d4 ~7 P+ Z* G0 e! C9 |First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 2 a* P' i. U- {* K1 Z. o
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
! [/ ^! K1 b# ?0 G% L) x* _) \3 `Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
/ q- n5 r- k9 K/ ^ TTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
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Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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