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Women Of The World
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, @3 E1 f) ?6 g; ]+ j! @A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: " P1 w- l8 d& Y1 r
, U& ~8 _0 X: o' `8 f5 ZFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
5 U: g, F5 T4 e4 YSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
0 r6 k/ Q: K4 Y9 O7 UThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. * M$ l7 B \, v8 B
! _( [: Y) X8 BIRISH WOMAN: ) G+ J3 Z" h6 M w
* D$ O) Q3 D T2 l' N4 a# rFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
" Y+ B9 D$ R2 I8 h; W' z9 v- ESecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. E% X3 h! k/ g, X' f3 E
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN: % t! L! r8 S' _- M8 k
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
( Z+ ^) j' t3 L- i* TSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
& P5 ?6 n! @& @* C- }# }4 L' VThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 8 t' z8 k1 {; D( j) ^
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
b+ w! Y# w+ V& p+ S6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 7 x$ b2 T( z3 g1 H* G# m
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JEWISH WOMAN: ' f) l, U3 U. X# m# A+ {
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First Date: You get dynamite head. ) @. q9 H [% j( o. O
Second Date: You get more great head.
! r3 R7 p @' Q6 e& ]3 F% OThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
8 L1 g2 M, c( N8 U# Z7 bSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
7 g9 p) E/ ?2 v y2 ?Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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! j# P6 t* d6 f, \( f7 zCHINESE WOMAN: ; M* }6 i$ d Y. j3 ?% i+ L
1 h. C6 f9 j3 l5 V2 I% }( yFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
# \' m C% Q: KSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. ' U" d) N) |+ [0 @2 K
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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* x/ _, O& j3 P }% e, `) wINDIAN WOMAN: ( _7 \7 ]! [+ r9 Y
- L3 m4 ~* Q E2 S" l8 {First date: Meet her parents.
, j a, x4 X7 P* r& j5 _$ LSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. ' t& f4 Q. F! S) Z4 {
Third date: Wedding night. 8 d5 x. y! M/ q
/ M' M& x0 @8 e9 tBLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. % z7 r8 F. I( k/ K1 i
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
& O5 d8 m5 U8 `! T" O0 l3 [- O" PThird Date: You get to pay her rent. 9 e ?2 @: E/ p- o4 ?! F% I& b; C
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN : M1 ^1 A3 `, ^4 Z' f& S# a- }
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
9 Y9 a/ Q/ k1 T$ O# S% F' ]Second Date: She is pregnant 2 b) A( l2 ]0 p4 ]+ l5 s
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. / D* H, [/ e v" V$ C/ \
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