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Women Of The World
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9 K$ F& X5 G5 x/ QA CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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, b: \; [5 v+ Y+ GFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 1 l, E$ L8 n. W: J: V( W
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
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IRISH WOMAN: - J' d5 i7 T: a- u0 M7 {- v. M! i% G
6 H% @) p' b% |/ S3 Q) |First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 6 a( q4 C. t/ Q9 k+ [
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 0 b( a9 x; {0 d& m# w0 i" W
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. . b) j# w/ v4 E$ ^
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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8 g2 X& L2 Z; w; u( LFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
3 o h$ {, y- |! vSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
$ V. s4 E: ~; @Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring , S i6 `$ j. S0 C/ @$ G5 H
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex ! e5 ^. z* D; q% J; D7 I) W* ?
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend , u1 I. P/ n, j" u8 o1 T* y
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JEWISH WOMAN: ' Q( J. E, b9 T. K6 r
- H7 Y7 ?7 {9 D+ r9 jFirst Date: You get dynamite head. , p% ]4 W& ^3 D9 `
Second Date: You get more great head. - g- y3 B3 \, O k6 j4 ^% x
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 5 l( [1 K$ W+ a4 R# i" L$ o H$ s
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POLISH WOMAN:
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. L; I4 a3 T6 X. v) r# B- K' {8 SFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
4 x5 h2 v' ~: ASecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 9 J2 f, V: Z7 t
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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" q' @* a6 l/ Z: ?; Q+ OCHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
/ J8 Z5 q) V# ]. iSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
* p0 T( N5 G- n* C4 G4 M) b# N6 u# oThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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. Q' p% d, s' b( E1 b2 e- |First date: Meet her parents. 7 ?# Q+ `+ d: s0 q4 L8 P
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
}& w6 o3 a. EThird date: Wedding night.
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7 y$ r9 A/ ^8 N" t6 kBLACK WOMAN: / c ^$ {2 E! e
& Q& H1 J# \8 P* H" NFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
5 {3 k8 t6 \4 o/ |! ISecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
+ V( ~4 K# K2 n- z# u% I4 H8 uThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
* O- M/ Z1 R; U# r9 t+ ?7 kTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 4 {1 I0 ]! b) ^( R
& m0 Y% u* D, ^" K1 e$ |LATIN WOMAN
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. s$ I: x8 |6 x, O! TFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
) s# P4 H3 c" ^+ z: rSecond Date: She is pregnant 1 j0 m, {1 f" ]- F1 Q
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. . M0 }* [7 w; o2 F
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