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Women Of The World
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* t4 h& n' q8 X: E# E8 [* tA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 7 [! x8 V m, ], |
6 ]- @+ Z, c- x: Q1 w6 A' u- J* MFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 2 }9 K0 A! N$ q7 A6 \1 c
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
& i: G* f/ R6 G3 j4 m. Z7 o& B, q5 bThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. * x2 W- b0 _) O* A" i- ~
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IRISH WOMAN: # i$ ]5 J$ g, z
- f- ^6 l5 L4 u# R q8 nFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 6 ?2 a( S0 z6 V* Q
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
& G# \4 \! I, ]( x! P20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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1 W5 Q) [, N' P1 W7 e' U+ LITALIAN WOMAN: ! ?; `3 O0 e# y/ i
# [9 t c* o9 X# h, HFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant & J8 L; B' W. b7 R# b9 z6 Z
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs ' ^4 q' R& ]7 d+ k. x' p
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring + } x V3 s' \9 D' {' f) `
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
2 w* w! D) @* M1 O* f& {3 H/ ^6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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6 M/ g0 I9 A8 w5 a. Q. q: w2 lFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
% g0 c/ q" p( P5 zSecond Date: You get more great head. ( ]! X( K' I7 B5 C4 a
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
5 z: D4 S3 E3 T9 C2 b# u- oSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 5 b$ y. c5 n5 g9 Y& n! C: H! [
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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! f8 Z& @5 @9 O! c5 C& qCHINESE WOMAN:
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. n* |, g7 E* c' o2 M3 {0 s- ]+ fFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
" X& t) _+ n& A1 q' F3 BSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 7 U+ f& ^0 D! l2 a% C; T
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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c' n- t# n) F9 dINDIAN WOMAN: 8 ]( l" Y% Q; M# E0 Z4 e
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First date: Meet her parents. / s: T( s9 U! g$ g* f! I X
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. % }; b: a' Q7 X& }$ b2 k/ f; u
Third date: Wedding night.
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+ ?: ~& {% O6 W/ O- x& n* Z! f' rBLACK WOMAN: 2 c- |0 d5 F, ^7 h) n. l
' I9 v2 T5 R$ @( t- {' N W/ P& FFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
0 x1 K4 ]9 l3 H1 K- @, XSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. + `. f1 k: P% b$ p# ]: a2 I
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
8 ^ Z0 z- Y! X- `; W3 ETenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN # ?( i6 K9 K/ R7 j3 ^! v8 e/ V
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car A4 F$ g+ T# g: v" b; @4 K/ b
Second Date: She is pregnant 6 N& e* a! P/ t: I3 |0 K
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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