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Women Of The World
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4 h; H- q% W) l& F/ gA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: : k! m. h/ L& P+ L4 U
& b$ w: m* U7 n9 I! fFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
+ t6 T( f4 B6 }6 CSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
! r8 p" E2 a7 y- ]4 |Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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9 b! [2 z( U+ L7 AIRISH WOMAN:
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! U( }& a* J4 }3 u8 |1 i0 dFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
1 I& q1 Q6 ~" D/ i( PSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
2 Y) O0 O4 F+ e20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 1 h+ L) p" n$ j
' F8 U* x- p* @0 Z9 uITALIAN WOMAN:
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0 L, c' Q0 X IFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant + H/ t! v7 T! B
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 1 g* b: D3 j1 h/ h
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring " m6 |7 o4 ^0 `
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex , ~. E ^4 T2 A0 d8 I! g
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend / n' v- D2 D$ E+ J+ }/ P
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JEWISH WOMAN: ) ~$ Q' r) P% W
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First Date: You get dynamite head. 8 u5 F/ G* ~8 g, p$ u) `* e3 T- b6 n
Second Date: You get more great head.
* c% g' n: M/ L1 }$ H3 [5 yThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: & H1 y9 _8 T: r0 _% m0 _( @
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
8 b- Q% [6 s, J8 m) n- _Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. , I6 @ A1 B& n: ~/ V- F3 R
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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5 O) O2 D. E# {, YCHINESE WOMAN: X* [- i& ~+ Q9 s; h% c
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
1 h' S/ Y2 x, }7 kSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. & _$ i' g0 q0 X! C% K- U
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. : r) d4 C) y5 f) c& Y+ b
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INDIAN WOMAN: ' V J8 o6 D" A' ?
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First date: Meet her parents.
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Third date: Wedding night.
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/ d& T/ M. D2 M0 G3 G/ \/ IBLACK WOMAN: 2 M3 z% t0 z$ Y. e
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
* j0 t0 }4 k& I* q. HSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. : K( @% R6 v/ {
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
" ?( q$ i& v3 {7 l( j9 ~, kTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! {# V, |3 a) l& W
1 P4 R/ P) v) z0 hLATIN WOMAN / p4 A; x- g! i/ S) B8 I
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 5 A& z6 b2 D- |$ ^% u+ {
Second Date: She is pregnant
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