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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
+ r3 }! R* w; ]Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
9 J/ g+ l) J p7 UThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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4 n1 p4 ]3 V h) r$ X4 pIRISH WOMAN: 6 l7 J6 Z. v. w& b+ \5 p% ~4 l
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ) n' R% R3 N: K) A( f. v8 B
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ITALIAN WOMAN: 9 _- R! B. t" S2 w! c0 d+ X
+ f- n$ |1 J" F4 U" H/ bFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
& m1 `1 D; ?! VSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs ^, A; j7 W P: i5 r3 g
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
" b4 ], x" j( }. w5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
; I% t; V4 Y5 t- E6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 3 \$ ]- E: x1 J9 c# ]& k
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. / `. B/ f/ {: h! N3 }7 @* `
Second Date: You get more great head. 7 a9 C, o/ Y5 ]
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: 5 Y. `6 O' I/ w$ k e$ `
5 `& y- L: }6 \ a: UFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
4 H7 z4 Z: `+ J2 HSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 2 j) r- l: I7 d
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 6 ~ g- |$ O$ q. ~- `& b- B
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CHINESE WOMAN: + m: A1 O7 _9 |+ R8 a! u3 m
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. ! m$ F3 ^# t( X# }! _* Y
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 7 d. D$ \) z4 Z/ h# \5 o
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. & b _ |" V" U" s, K) f
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INDIAN WOMAN: - p9 _2 i! k3 ?/ U7 O! O5 W# w
8 @. q2 K' ?1 g+ \! Y% K3 BFirst date: Meet her parents.
8 B" x2 x6 X1 f$ {6 S" \Second date: Set the date of the wedding. ( P) E- ~7 f3 I& G, n/ y: y/ O
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. ) L. `! Z8 W# U
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 1 K- g% Y E8 {6 c
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
3 U1 x% K' |% O3 H6 W3 x8 GTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 4 g2 ]. m) j$ d r' z
; ^2 z6 Y% G+ A8 x% v# JLATIN WOMAN 8 C& @% q6 }3 e8 C
9 T6 U/ N- K( M: d5 o+ HFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
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* c& [( ]2 O* V( j! ?+ fThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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