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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
7 X1 ^8 \% x' `, U7 d* ], W4 G- mSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. ( _' S5 H6 T# w" ^
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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2 ^( Y& K, }; ^$ K$ ?- TFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 6 t4 v& V/ |4 |
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ) L) t2 _5 N( ]; _' a2 ^- H# u
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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! l5 X* J3 g3 W7 i1 ~# wITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant * \5 s$ W$ G+ p, j) Z- ?3 N8 Y
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
, X+ c9 T: b! V( mThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring ' z" R% s0 |9 P: E1 c
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
' j7 R* s5 S4 P% p0 j6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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- i5 m. [" R2 b+ aFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
" F: ]! c; h% oSecond Date: You get more great head.
- `5 D' S+ I2 h" H6 HThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. ; H2 ^! x% _6 T4 S( ~
( R" m* N" X j' L6 _7 u! y0 W7 kPOLISH WOMAN: 9 j6 y. @; e' f3 f) ?$ m4 p: K
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. # s% r, S0 b1 s
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
3 }; b+ D0 G1 l; q& V" [$ z1 YThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. * e$ N+ y/ a% S* G
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CHINESE WOMAN: , S, R" y+ i7 n9 {) f/ M5 f
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
- _. j. k' s# j) ^2 ]Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
; \" C3 w: O" B# ^/ j" sThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 1 X2 p, c3 t9 q# a
@* }2 R3 j' C" pINDIAN WOMAN: ; J/ u2 L1 T7 G6 D
M6 m. A2 m$ YFirst date: Meet her parents. 2 A. o: f6 H# Z( Y# [
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
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; O. O7 p! l5 ?- _BLACK WOMAN:
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7 q+ F) p2 Q; F* T4 l+ u: ZFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. * e4 b1 l; @% ]& J
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 4 @3 ?/ e( ^7 ~6 h
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
9 O, G' H7 b9 e1 l# j* [Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 9 I2 {' q( `# h; j2 S
: i! o$ ]# _: h% n- O' |$ kLATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 6 v# T) o0 w) P7 q* I
Second Date: She is pregnant : @ v0 |3 ^0 o4 x
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 7 [4 T z! |0 h% {- V
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