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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 2 s) d9 z6 w8 x A5 x/ C1 |
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. ; ^9 l$ v. E7 }# r+ W
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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A, I; n7 c! C" `( d( n1 W# }9 _6 J, IFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
: V1 T& `( T- f% j4 e/ {8 HSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ' Y" v- Z) k; n6 R H1 p3 K
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN: : T1 ]9 ^- g+ x, N; r
4 I1 t5 q% N1 g# {# l6 lFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
8 Z" Y. f. D' P W N3 I; m6 DSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 0 [' g* T/ X9 d% Z2 p4 p
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
& n: w8 K; O( }" |5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
; c: g" a* Z$ p7 n6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN: / ]1 I; f/ k0 [+ q2 @3 @
0 _4 c; S3 T! \8 U* QFirst Date: You get dynamite head. - L9 U. O. k$ F) r: G; p
Second Date: You get more great head. $ K j. m+ p8 A
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: 9 D' ~; l e ~) v; N
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
5 _+ ^' k& Y) a8 l& JSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
6 \4 D g0 I6 iThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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- V. n! |' p7 q v% c8 L; ]! H$ a) o" vCHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. , [& P" T6 p+ u0 f! M
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 3 H' l* c9 s9 R! h6 s
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 8 ^$ H* V. Y/ B: d" _
+ I( Q# D) j' v1 {- |INDIAN WOMAN: % \0 p! [0 N! ^3 E* t2 G2 V0 r
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First date: Meet her parents.
% m& q+ I. N$ ^: M; k; k( KSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
- R6 m5 _8 D! \- lThird date: Wedding night. 6 K. v: D/ y5 S# J4 d" Y$ {
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BLACK WOMAN:
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/ J7 o6 k1 p; s# q+ r# n$ @First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
# J; y& C% H5 v" r& p9 e6 WSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
2 V& J+ S+ I* W( C. _Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
+ W! p7 Q# D2 r" _ F! p5 BTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 1 `, f+ a. V4 w
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4 B: J S' M! q& o; a) f! HFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car ; e$ x( ]0 }( ~, B1 \/ _/ n }
Second Date: She is pregnant
; E+ Q' Z, ^. K& D$ ^* H2 f7 V& pThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 6 N! ?/ r7 F$ \& r
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