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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
0 R- Z3 \1 F* O" P% M& n5 _Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. . ~, ?) V; z. h. E
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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, s2 \7 A' w5 \7 D+ rIRISH WOMAN: 4 a1 W$ m$ f4 U6 d
( [3 k5 \8 T% e$ S( H1 K6 |First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
4 m3 K+ N/ q r; qSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ! O2 H) L. Q$ x9 k/ O$ V7 k0 I
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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8 h7 z4 B8 y2 g7 VITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant 5 e( E& y# k0 F! W5 h) P" u
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs & z& d4 g+ K x6 l1 ^- O# Y
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
0 }, q! j9 y! z5 P: }1 q' I5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
: o8 z7 W, h: O/ l4 A6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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5 }" B% d! l. k5 m. vJEWISH WOMAN:
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- v v; }3 W5 v8 T/ h2 A6 JFirst Date: You get dynamite head. . R" F5 }, L: f/ [
Second Date: You get more great head.
* U/ ~% _* Q; M* h9 M1 \Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. : E9 t3 X% e9 ~7 K% O
7 H, ?3 B# O6 C" q& V$ x, I9 |POLISH WOMAN: ( V( J. H9 R9 e- f
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
: [+ a0 g' [3 B1 u* F: ySecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
$ b7 ~! T, ?! aThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. " K8 W! J/ ^3 w' G) k/ X& j0 }
2 Y/ j, O# c6 q6 c) a! RCHINESE WOMAN: % C: Z8 \. M- W# L$ _
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. ' J0 z8 L1 w7 v$ C+ t1 K
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 9 O( s% i( }) a+ v! E7 I
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN: % S+ n8 Z1 N3 R l2 Z& w2 k
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First date: Meet her parents.
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: x2 b2 V7 T& ?! fThird date: Wedding night. - b" K0 u# T; X1 V" u: h9 T
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BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
1 c. Q1 y$ n6 }* kSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
2 Q# V+ L: B4 _" a& E3 YThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
4 p: V- l8 ?5 G1 _6 p7 n! n. YTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! , y2 T7 G+ M- N: P
$ W+ r5 C) c+ `- q) p5 q, Y0 V4 uLATIN WOMAN
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+ E* J) D& H5 B% J9 fFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 8 V1 A! t3 M8 [
Second Date: She is pregnant
) W) x$ _5 z& d& g% uThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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