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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. + k2 B8 w4 [/ t* q2 Y7 D
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. ! x% ^& r& j* y3 J
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. ; v( o# r2 Q* ?) Z) s+ [0 Q9 |# D
" u" o/ B' \. L( [ yIRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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% Y1 ~& Y+ ~7 w2 [20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 9 G$ F$ `; v' P5 G& o) @
; }! o+ F6 I6 m+ v1 M; qITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant , W& S. O; P1 U4 M8 S7 D
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs . p( U6 T. f5 N5 S4 W
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring % k6 |3 S e4 C2 k$ w
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 3 Q9 p0 ?, [7 F: [# E+ u
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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' o" n2 p/ X, ZFirst Date: You get dynamite head. " Z3 u4 X6 L' g( x
Second Date: You get more great head.
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POLISH WOMAN: & m$ E& ^& z0 Y/ X2 U! z* }! G
0 w# R5 F6 [; h$ |First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. " }0 b& O' e1 W8 G
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. ( W8 H6 B4 Z) h& M: d3 G
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. # C6 H/ e& E8 @' t% s
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
! b: j) R! `1 ]Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents. + m2 D7 p( S+ n# X
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. : p' q0 d- B2 E" t, ~
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. + k3 H# i& P; r
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. 9 s; `" m m7 {4 ~. P( @. s2 r$ `
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN " Q/ J; A: e0 q H* ?# D3 [
- J: `" X/ u' t# C7 NFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
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Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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