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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
; W9 F4 V' ?& M+ ?2 ySecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
+ L2 p) |5 k. f) i, m! ]+ f( oThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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( S0 j* ]$ I3 b ]IRISH WOMAN: 5 L( g+ ]& H( ?
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
$ F5 S, E8 N- \( P$ i* `Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Z0 U9 v* v/ I9 z
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. / k) d6 E* w. [
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
8 Q/ W: X. _. L; E; HSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
- K) v3 v% y5 R$ N' ~2 w, i% K& E: \Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
2 q3 `0 L5 R/ Q5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
& H- `) X9 H% N8 l4 y6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN: / @2 {* Y: x" k3 Q) r
9 P, l$ h: X* f% |, JFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
4 F2 P3 q. v& f6 a: |- xSecond Date: You get more great head.
3 q( ^2 F4 }% H# {Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: 9 }' ?8 m+ t* ^; ?' R2 D* t
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
7 S: {9 y# K* l0 q$ G7 ySecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
9 \1 A: Y1 F+ j$ t T. M$ A4 zThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. ) K: K0 b& b3 a- y: D8 X" d
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CHINESE WOMAN: ; p2 A# r; I% Y5 E
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 9 p" Z5 p4 I3 [: u* Y& [: p$ j
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. # G5 S5 R9 E [6 ~5 V
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN: ) b7 ?; O3 s, y8 N/ S6 M
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First date: Meet her parents.
) @: S* ` J& z; CSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
r9 l8 C+ B& T& N6 tThird date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN: & b' v3 M" [& n
5 J* h7 R& C; R: bFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
@% G1 p) }2 U3 cSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
$ e* ?* H# C7 b! w( O( ?Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
) o* E" d. ]% p+ F# j$ U7 zTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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7 v$ I$ c% j$ c, JFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car ; v9 w! ?! r0 v9 C: C" R
Second Date: She is pregnant
# d# i. V8 }2 p7 ?0 wThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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