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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: / j3 r. [3 w: W. s" Q* S9 k
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
9 |* `9 A* \( Y( P3 ?0 y3 ?& XSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. + J( z* R* w* _
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 4 G( O( d8 Z% q4 v. D; F
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IRISH WOMAN: * _9 m' R0 {. D! F' V/ b# d4 P
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 4 ], P' W+ t5 Q8 y5 g- O+ n
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
3 b7 Q# O* \: |- W20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 9 ]. ^/ t' h6 ^/ _
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ITALIAN WOMAN: # |' p/ B+ p' `0 [
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant & v/ }' ^+ P! s K9 \, H
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs $ A2 T G6 W0 ~
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
' }( g6 M2 K. q. a9 ]; }5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 9 E }2 d& r+ x
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 0 O! ^- o- _3 b" d
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JEWISH WOMAN: " P; w- o' w! v& X
; c, G$ D4 B* e+ P7 z. A% xFirst Date: You get dynamite head. : L$ y* B9 I3 E/ @) L; p
Second Date: You get more great head.
# g: H8 R5 T& P" J; m4 y" uThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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5 G) l7 A: q: ]4 v7 `) \+ L# ^% UFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. - i2 d% @: g7 Y+ t
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 1 Y" j# I' ~4 E. v9 q
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 6 x. M$ H- n. e0 `% \& D" g
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
+ o5 A0 G( _5 x$ K0 oThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 9 O M" N6 W! E9 i9 q
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INDIAN WOMAN: / ]& I* l6 W' J |
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First date: Meet her parents. " c F3 T8 b- u7 n3 X( I" L
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. . S4 l! L7 [ | t( x. P' E3 d2 Y g
Third date: Wedding night. # X! T) {7 p, b1 h c
$ Y# ]' i5 P1 q, L4 p' K [BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 0 H% d* `7 l+ c' |) k
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
7 V& }) V) \0 c, j# `7 ?1 M9 J* o d: tThird Date: You get to pay her rent. 1 X' [9 m2 V- u
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! ' b8 Q3 L/ o& X& ?$ w2 p8 g! ^
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LATIN WOMAN ; O1 F1 ? B4 H! p7 M9 S
4 p% u! T0 V% aFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 9 `7 M$ u8 I) _7 j; p* q
Second Date: She is pregnant
+ v$ f+ G7 p& T9 y2 X, _8 EThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 5 ]$ \# P0 ]& l0 `& I( O* v& [- o
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