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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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- `' ?; ~/ f) J" F, w1 nFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. ' I* j3 X# O* g$ ], J
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. : }, z+ V0 i/ l+ d
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. - g3 e% d" n X1 j
4 t5 X$ w! A% b; v3 G( r4 jIRISH WOMAN: . F5 Q# G; f7 l0 c; O2 N! B9 o
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 5 I& L. G# [. T4 b9 u& e' I' |
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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' u) e* F* L$ {2 \- |3 f4 |ITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant 1 f* T( ]; n1 q) F$ ?4 ?7 e# r. u0 ]
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
1 @5 x1 x- w+ p( {+ YThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
: X R- q) h# E% z" B7 e. A1 A5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex * Q0 i, X) ]- s* i9 f
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend + c' u2 |( g% _" r! {, F
% h9 y2 v& `' C3 D" jJEWISH WOMAN: 4 P R' H2 r# q
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
, U! R8 D7 I- h0 [/ S1 K- j5 @Second Date: You get more great head. . T9 E% Y4 _7 N9 k) B% D8 ?4 P
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. ' B& P% v6 y4 [7 C- t( x/ E% m
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POLISH WOMAN:
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+ h8 a9 E$ G! q9 N+ q; AFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
+ V1 \7 \ x, _" n4 ?Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
+ _& e9 R8 ~& N' Y6 e+ }. {' ?# pThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. * y0 B7 z5 m8 _. e. V1 x. y# v
: Z; v; d/ p& I2 ZCHINESE WOMAN: ]! l/ V2 A3 }
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
/ @# J) X8 r. I0 U2 MSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
% A$ Q* j' i: o- |) ?Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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: M; [& K, V* n6 x3 g- QFirst date: Meet her parents. . M2 _5 ^5 e6 I8 v, Y7 `
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
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3 a4 D9 f: u7 X d& a. D1 sBLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. ' x a6 P s/ C4 l6 Q& S5 Q0 f. n" a
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
5 S& x5 U- n9 b+ c. @2 {# ]5 y0 fThird Date: You get to pay her rent. ! B5 Z3 b' V) @- m% V+ `
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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7 n; n+ ~4 E8 p; PFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car + |: q. O' r. o$ }# ^! \
Second Date: She is pregnant
% ~) W6 b" F5 Q2 B( I n' I! ZThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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