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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 8 M+ r3 g: z: D ~) l
; n* S: @/ n) S' ^, M9 i5 GFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
9 Q3 E8 X8 U( b% e CSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. / [8 ] d5 r& i
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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8 ?: Z% I, u2 }: _# p" ]8 KFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. + m( c+ Q! N$ O4 I& C# S2 Z7 u! q
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. - y3 [; ~* N4 g4 E
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 8 C8 V1 B7 X F8 X5 x& h
/ {" b! o* j6 c# `ITALIAN WOMAN:
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* p$ i, `$ j1 bFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
" r, N% L* ?& I* J% A5 X3 R/ x- PSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
" m. j% X3 y# O3 f8 O h+ cThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 3 A# Y$ s7 @$ e% i7 |/ e
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
; e+ B! p0 Y$ b' h1 E* y& C8 [6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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6 |0 ^7 ?6 d' _9 J* QJEWISH WOMAN: ' D- U" ~) H& E3 z3 o( A
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
$ |( U7 e+ L8 y; H+ x3 eSecond Date: You get more great head. % i% T/ c4 H$ Q' i$ e. {
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: - x* {4 S; g* [! I
N9 R# `" E$ K6 F: \7 q5 YFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. L7 |, I( Y1 ?; C* i
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
8 c; h. D9 g ~: c, o% i9 yThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. ' P5 Y3 ^8 U. o8 I8 v1 J
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CHINESE WOMAN: 5 O" o! A( n8 ]% F* ~' I1 e$ H
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. * u* i0 S9 m1 N; y
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
+ y9 [5 M# r0 AThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN: 9 X; q& q) \2 F4 I" F8 f- `
& S. s% g+ u1 X8 ?8 I0 s- P, `First date: Meet her parents. $ d& W3 ~* E/ J; @2 P, f
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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# \0 e. U6 _3 RFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 8 W% h' d( j- P
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. ) M. d4 {$ U/ ^+ g4 e$ @ y
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. ; V5 j# [. M# k ~
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN 1 x7 H" R0 E0 b
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car & B% B S2 Q6 S7 l. p6 A% Q
Second Date: She is pregnant 1 Y2 z: s/ @. T; d( T6 K! Q3 q; s
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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