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Women Of The World
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2 U X' j1 E* w0 O* ]7 HA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 3 b; i$ s' q/ X
. Y J8 n- A0 P1 V9 t7 qFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
6 V6 }% F& L& k( |Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
8 v+ ~. ^: g5 p7 W/ N( {Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 3 N2 i& A* g3 k5 c2 p: q1 F! d
1 A: ?: X6 z; B, A, S" _5 pIRISH WOMAN:
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1 i& [1 W8 @% D% }" NFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
; L, O, V/ u3 pSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
! @! c3 F1 y: _3 e; K# x20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. & e6 z! } p5 @6 l; S
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
' D+ ^3 {" Z3 o7 `& Y2 F9 NSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
3 p" ?8 i2 C+ F* g" KThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring , q: y5 N+ ~ e- F6 x; S% j7 C
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 3 i" z- y7 u* Z2 x- l7 l" p4 O
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend X. G1 `, s3 D# k
/ k9 `. s, c% e5 QJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. / @9 J; R/ E8 g8 r8 @" ]& t* ~3 `
Second Date: You get more great head. 0 ]0 A& a( f H' `' m; i0 ~ p" v
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 8 h( O- F, V y
6 L# a4 B# a% m& Z: L9 _% wPOLISH WOMAN:
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$ q" d$ K3 A4 u+ dFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. . C5 W3 R2 H& C5 d
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 8 t3 p! v2 Z/ ]5 j
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. + P( S& H' {$ y7 g2 s
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CHINESE WOMAN: / n. f. j2 O6 G6 K" t; } ^
5 n# F+ a+ G) T E [+ n& uFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 4 e) [ Y3 M) \) M5 `
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
% G; m* t4 U0 l) uThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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! P+ y- [6 U# @1 X( P' w4 \First date: Meet her parents.
5 q$ y! h. O% P' }Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
7 y" S6 Z3 b+ S% L9 gThird date: Wedding night. ) j( n7 a8 r+ a. U+ N) i
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BLACK WOMAN: 5 ?: y# S' C0 g7 s1 R; q) J
* d4 A4 M1 t: T, r5 xFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. $ W0 R+ t, Z* c% |# `: U
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
' E% D; l# U7 W: nThird Date: You get to pay her rent. - L6 r. q& T& b$ Q, {
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN + W, M2 v5 ]. ^) ?7 e
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
$ i9 y9 ~( f# w- Y! \/ G7 Z- c& `Second Date: She is pregnant 9 P' h4 m6 ^; Y9 U
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 6 r: w' c7 e3 p( }" @
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