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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
( C" Q0 v$ p4 pSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
; g" r; y: B5 E7 {; s9 f4 TThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. ) K/ t+ K) J: O5 f$ x! i
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IRISH WOMAN: : r3 d8 U5 p. ]
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
, v: ^/ {' K/ ]) ~" v) N6 T) Y) WSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
! i; Q. R+ d$ i, h20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant $ B; B; r" O& y
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
; n% P% D( S+ g' x6 L3 i% uThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
_" o6 s" j7 Z5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
- F) Z4 x' N# |% M/ P, K8 z6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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M6 y8 S# l/ m* p EFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
3 J+ F q# C: Q5 oSecond Date: You get more great head.
( F+ G& X: d4 S1 yThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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3 ]( G) A, b$ |9 @* T0 d# uFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. " _) K: y9 A, p
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
4 s4 x4 ^8 ^& }: e% q! _" iThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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: R$ |+ S) ?/ Q: k% `First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 7 k1 n2 c7 p' V4 u
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
! N+ V8 M; [/ e" n( mThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. ; L6 G( x6 T: Y! w
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INDIAN WOMAN: * j" E9 G( O9 N( W, N4 {1 u
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First date: Meet her parents. ; l& i2 x0 G! Z8 _4 i O) `. {- c+ v
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
~! U* x) e$ PThird date: Wedding night.
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/ j7 p& q. H! ~6 V! L6 Z ^First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
# Z% \7 i: x0 d: @" c* pSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. . ?, w& ]# L$ D0 n+ q+ V
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
( P. {# z3 Y) NTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! ' D6 @3 H, \0 k
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LATIN WOMAN . G1 O: `) @& H# c3 {8 M% P/ r
0 e. \8 E) m; ~) A3 p+ GFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car ) \ a7 ]5 H- g. p8 G. `8 q) c
Second Date: She is pregnant
" M( h" ]- R6 v2 W2 O% lThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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