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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:4 R# o! c3 d/ s) O
Women Of The World
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& v* F8 r/ j9 y1 ~ oFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. ( \/ ^% a7 M/ A) d s& [
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
( l2 s- s! z; y) j; @- AThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: ! l" Q9 T* `2 m+ l, v2 e
2 r: G5 B% b& A$ {First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 6 G$ [" X' M7 T7 @
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
: } w i4 Z4 l$ G6 @, G7 H$ }5 @0 _20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN: 9 G2 a" O( _- N1 N3 J( u1 X: P
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant $ ]7 n o) _/ H
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs ; B- \+ }& o( f2 s3 R% c
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring ' n6 Y& [( H3 ^- |( |
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex " M* F4 U0 P( i5 O6 O9 p
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend $ G* P. J3 o d: d/ Z8 n
, f- M: H `9 v, O8 ^! PJEWISH WOMAN: 5 p5 N1 o: S+ h5 O) i
% t! G) @4 t8 pFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
3 S' U$ v8 Q `1 uSecond Date: You get more great head.
7 F, z4 B5 e& b: F$ `/ eThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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, i( G, Q( j! Q1 D/ uPOLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
8 ^% r/ }. ^" j. v6 M4 ESecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 2 e* E" E. U, z3 V; @
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. : v H$ A0 J) f2 h& y) N4 S, f, B+ l
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0 Y5 \+ r. ?3 y" E% I" P$ B! o5 C1 gFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
1 j, F( M/ \2 ]9 i5 _/ [ LSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. + H" o; c4 {# w6 q( i9 d
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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1 s# b$ @# ^; ?INDIAN WOMAN: - t! c/ c, y6 L8 @
. U0 |2 R* J5 O; C- oFirst date: Meet her parents. 6 y( f! W6 c ]+ q3 m% t
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. 3 |& _7 `1 m8 G; k
Third date: Wedding night. 8 X2 ]" S8 o$ X* C# x
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BLACK WOMAN: / K1 o7 H6 j, q) d( i' a
: y. a+ w0 d) h8 EFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 4 o: z- t3 P: R8 D4 X$ O5 x
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. : Y1 P$ E y2 R' V0 R7 B
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. ; O1 Z; s& {4 y5 w& |; g7 F5 ?, c
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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! K) S- w/ A" j4 \( TFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 9 T, }# ]: @, X' }$ Z0 e
Second Date: She is pregnant ; V0 X% A% Y6 h* A. j4 F& l' ?2 U
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. ' T8 [; A5 B" O! N9 A
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