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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
`; R( O4 a, m p0 iSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
; N7 l9 T" \0 \. j2 n) ^Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. - n, s% \, j& Q+ G/ ~/ y% H* h2 B
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IRISH WOMAN:
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- _, A( w1 e/ _: T8 }0 VFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. / B S4 O q, Z- ^) t
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
2 R# ]# e4 U! D8 X4 `3 a. T20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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5 p* e7 o! L5 O* G d% ]$ a0 eITALIAN WOMAN: 7 [" r3 t. p) ^! A0 x; x4 ?9 E
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant 2 K2 \# m' G9 u4 T
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
* {6 N. s5 L' e/ e" mThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring , y! M1 T* h3 a4 h$ H# H: z
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
! e( a; G) ~1 h8 |5 E6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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3 o _. ?& C, R3 u T( g6 F, q. WJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. 3 f* N3 o: O# ?- s
Second Date: You get more great head. 3 `8 R, l8 `- s' U
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: & h% r3 _: A$ U/ V" l: }3 w5 p" b4 l6 g
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
$ j. G- `2 h# C7 z' v$ M: uSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
1 @0 C6 T; s, WThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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5 ^9 i( P, u lCHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
1 E* _$ F m5 b; t* q! {6 Q6 qSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 4 z/ I4 b5 P4 A' l4 C* M/ m
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 8 ~: `% T8 L M; f7 W2 \! z, H
' g+ u8 J8 z6 J; \3 O& ZINDIAN WOMAN: ( l1 C q/ X. m9 y9 V' u2 Y
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First date: Meet her parents.
3 i4 X+ B7 b+ U |8 u; q+ BSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. % j! I8 H" X# |% b/ b" a1 [
Third date: Wedding night. " v. h+ }3 @/ e# Z- d' o
4 m4 M J0 b! Y( n- W! pBLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
8 I+ X0 J( f6 b6 ]' k+ WSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 4 f; @2 L% q" C& f. f$ x8 O
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
& f3 t( B% [7 M$ |8 \Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 9 H) g+ ^+ v; t
Second Date: She is pregnant : f$ g+ t# O' P' ~5 @8 i* f4 c
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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