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0 l, i2 X; [4 O {0 fA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 2 H9 o/ r3 `8 i7 B4 L/ \
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
& I$ b l4 `: j8 }% c' _Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
/ X7 t |/ G( N8 x; KThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. % K3 B" {, Y. D# C( g/ a
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IRISH WOMAN:
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2 k# _1 L' ?5 m/ u [ b( @) ?First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
! E, A; g _" L: v1 CSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
8 `% d l( P! X# |$ v: s20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 0 {/ w) J" w8 l4 ?7 c7 @* q
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ITALIAN WOMAN: $ \& x @- H% Y% j
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant 7 `$ s$ J* _( c& v3 Y
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs ; k7 b) _' J- o7 F
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring * Q! j4 J' |1 t9 a1 f
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 2 ^0 O }# a, P; G7 \2 k4 q2 N
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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1 n7 g8 ^# W: ~6 fJEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
4 r, ]9 H0 Y. M q6 |: W2 BSecond Date: You get more great head.
' Q/ r$ Y) l! e" ]Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 6 R+ m8 w# ], x1 T2 a X' k. b
. A6 a3 p' g2 mPOLISH WOMAN: ) O0 s. M; ~6 ?7 \. z
# i: W% P+ F2 [& r5 uFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. # j; q( _6 U$ b& N! M3 J7 }6 }
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. . G1 u5 ~" J# M" ~5 b
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 7 z7 T$ k9 n9 R$ b3 |
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CHINESE WOMAN: - E$ n) E8 S6 q& X
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
% z K+ |0 r% e! d3 I5 {Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. : K d4 \/ E# \; V F" e4 P
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. + J- q" E( ?$ j6 j3 P
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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' s: a8 ]1 D& c9 y% s2 z9 k5 v" eFirst date: Meet her parents.
, q- b% Y Q1 YSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. 6 A5 X0 T9 a1 [3 |& q& q
Third date: Wedding night. 5 K% g; w# p3 g. ~) P5 O
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BLACK WOMAN: 1 h. P1 T4 E S' g1 m* Z
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. / w2 H0 S$ o8 P
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
; ?# {& `5 A, [2 W: ~" a1 SThird Date: You get to pay her rent. - g3 P% B* ]; p/ h0 Q& `
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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1 C6 Q: N" @( d3 RLATIN WOMAN
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3 z) t2 u+ @7 h3 d8 q4 @3 ^5 MFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 9 H R# P6 p5 b4 N
Second Date: She is pregnant
4 P3 y% }. D) `, IThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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