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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: ( f P" d8 [; V! v
8 R) o, p& p& h- u' e: d% C& CFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. ) O% c! {$ O( |/ b: A
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. 0 H9 ~5 n) A2 i. M7 i
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 6 D6 u& l+ O3 R# O4 b' ^) h
% c- f6 S0 Z9 A S- RIRISH WOMAN:
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% O8 O7 C5 b. Q6 v, u; s1 Y! e. K; EFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 2 k5 ~" O- ]8 \% R) t n
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. . l2 n. p: K0 D" D# j3 c
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN: 4 L5 y, D, g; e/ {* G+ y' O
3 M0 f& V8 ^* v6 A( \/ b- `" ^- x9 zFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant - Z' k2 l/ A1 p# m0 n
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
! F+ l& l- B' v. S8 r) r, T3 x# @Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
- o" O8 j. p: `0 Z4 J5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex # B8 Z: M' f9 B
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend ; G( f) W0 |- g# {9 ?! r+ ?
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JEWISH WOMAN: 9 W5 V% {4 @/ F' Y( f& U& o
& s: y3 W7 |- Q9 m+ x2 V" w7 [First Date: You get dynamite head. $ a9 Y5 A8 }* o$ H
Second Date: You get more great head. / J" D5 |5 ?2 y3 T) }. h
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 7 F7 B: R5 `( x b; R
- W) A/ Z3 D3 x; ?& x. C1 v5 ZPOLISH WOMAN: & W0 s1 J- W* _
% s: M# w% M8 m+ mFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
. e* i3 X6 T1 h7 v$ Y W( CSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 3 b, c* F) V- g: U
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. # E! ?) k! D% u
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CHINESE WOMAN: + y; t5 C% d0 c% f
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 3 ]2 p) i' H s- Y4 M9 t5 z
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. " x- w# q/ {) A% J+ W% g
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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' b6 k* v) B" b- a' g, | tINDIAN WOMAN:
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* O; E- y2 W- S5 ~First date: Meet her parents.
9 ^* v* D# G% E/ @+ U( HSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. : E& j9 l1 S- I0 w
Third date: Wedding night. ; G5 S5 h6 n, f+ r* c( H. I
+ X& g* z9 i$ |BLACK WOMAN:
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1 P' a7 \& h0 _" S/ [First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
; M/ d. e0 g7 @+ uSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
* k/ F0 A8 ^$ e/ |Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
6 k7 O2 `& s" K. Y% aTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! . }! j) p- G. z7 y. ~
8 K- k/ J. t9 I% {LATIN WOMAN
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+ Q- W9 D: {9 p' {% | P& {$ ^) MFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
( Q, M$ h( Z, x* \" |. tSecond Date: She is pregnant
+ F3 Y# g' j( P( hThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 1 R, m- Z+ D3 n; K- l" B8 Z5 Q- U
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