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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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% L; S, o P2 V1 H2 A1 h: a" HFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
6 I' R3 j( C# \) n+ DSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. - s; D. X; m' x0 L: K8 ^9 a
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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! g2 t+ c! ^" i4 v- f. X) U- l2 bIRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
& J" C& u0 L& a! NSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 4 ~0 \/ x# G' n$ x0 M9 _
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. l* b0 Y$ p0 S/ b; V
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
6 S9 G' j4 ]$ \ @% s5 NSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
- y" {: A1 v. a4 yThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
1 S1 Z; S# D9 J2 _( V: Q" L! L5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex % o. u2 D. I1 U; S
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 0 l5 ?% d! `7 x/ W7 t1 z" v
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JEWISH WOMAN: - B$ ?' h" x4 v+ b) V! K# e
6 _# I$ C* l$ a1 y- K# ]First Date: You get dynamite head.
8 ^4 h" }4 m8 xSecond Date: You get more great head. " D/ W3 b- V' I1 u
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. ' ?' @; M6 g, ^/ \8 u/ e
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. % m( h* W; w6 X! b
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
! ` A3 x {1 Q, B! B# H( EThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. ! g! Y- w, e8 x% k
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CHINESE WOMAN: : E" q9 S3 }$ S: A; L+ m
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
% F8 m$ |$ Q# E0 x8 h& E. A& h8 nSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
& g A/ ~& q( i$ R, ?$ F! Y& b3 xThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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3 `/ ~# K5 @) cINDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents. + x; T9 Z L f: N. @* l
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. 7 Z, j, R7 e$ \' u! k
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN: 7 l1 ^1 g4 T. R! @$ H: I. p
6 D# m6 j# ~+ i7 K9 S, C- C; b; {First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 4 ~3 I: p j' }6 o- J
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
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4 F6 O7 I2 b+ a+ kTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! / _% H3 }; X. m. M8 e
% }( v u. y: uLATIN WOMAN
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/ u; h8 k9 m2 q$ y, P6 EFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 4 v# T& H5 h0 B4 K
Second Date: She is pregnant ( w' z. w3 f8 ~3 h! C& j: f* b
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 7 V8 N/ a9 k8 g$ K
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