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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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( z6 j N, \' t% \A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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8 Z7 q) q/ u7 ~' x% f7 WFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. ( G" E* A! a8 V% E' m$ U
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
* Y; x F' o; FThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: * }* s! E9 z0 l# E
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
' g& p" V, Q+ ], o3 g( K$ aSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
" K' X! c0 d7 X4 x% h20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
7 K; h6 m$ f S1 d: R" iSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
7 E" a4 h: P0 d! s9 j2 NThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
* c7 L b9 i* A2 X6 W, O5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 5 c* p& a3 d8 E4 Y" L# v: K5 X
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend % T! I0 V) }4 M
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
! ~3 s- r1 w" S( M3 U- PSecond Date: You get more great head.
H2 E( a4 o( lThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: B' \) O4 o- o6 W; a
# I n2 }1 _0 H& C2 z" F4 TFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 1 t. `" {1 j! ]+ T5 v
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
8 I; }/ ~! p/ V8 CThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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9 r. t. y& {7 Z/ F) f8 `0 n6 ~CHINESE WOMAN:
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0 l5 t; C4 V0 q8 t$ J. B$ jFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. " A& |1 U. h% E& K& e @3 \* p
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
4 V8 Y% F4 I* k* B2 a$ q4 @" ]Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. + D: L8 F6 M2 @
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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$ q+ F# W3 W6 C) y9 r0 mFirst date: Meet her parents.
5 p1 D; F" i* A" q, a$ b, tSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
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* l/ t5 ~! F; y) g/ h9 zBLACK WOMAN: # S( a7 g$ | |" M! U9 u4 u% N
5 q: G0 G6 B2 xFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 6 T4 x( r2 k. Q; t6 ~0 h, Z
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. * O$ k% r4 q! e9 y6 A
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
- y, L: N8 B. ?5 _& X/ {5 mTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN " C8 Q! g: I: P. ~
8 T9 `, z! U* T/ S% O1 IFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car / O+ ~1 |. g! P5 ^6 z
Second Date: She is pregnant / r" I$ s& N/ o5 _0 H+ _
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. - o1 \" M; d' E. m
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