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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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% R+ f! A: S [# D, }# A3 XFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
4 e2 r! Y7 L% h4 E& ~6 {9 {Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. , j5 S3 w. u" U
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. + z7 N! s! K: P4 q9 ^4 o# U
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IRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. . [8 N0 q2 M! f1 C5 e! ~) `
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
, s# ~6 E+ @7 p& D o% n20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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$ G7 [/ _- h& ~, V% DFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
& ?6 l5 m6 f4 R4 XSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
: T7 j- u0 p9 S6 u3 E( ?) v iThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
& T+ I2 T( Y, X9 w5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
% o9 [7 f; m. D1 s# Q8 G( p' J. p6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 5 M5 T* x% U8 P; H0 }; F
; C |1 T1 r- ^" L' M {JEWISH WOMAN: 7 U5 H$ T# F: L# R9 |8 e6 M
3 \) R7 u9 W% d( f6 U& e& X& HFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
) Y c; O6 u9 LSecond Date: You get more great head. + m% P9 [+ @# p. x+ n
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. I1 ]0 A9 O* u4 ^; A) P' }
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POLISH WOMAN: : B, O8 T, [- _- k* K9 i. Y3 R' K8 m
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 8 o5 k( T/ ?; Z9 z1 `
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. / h0 A K: i* A. _" o7 r
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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# c* s% a0 p$ |7 PCHINESE WOMAN:
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; N# X* `3 ~0 L7 h7 HFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
z' _; y" {9 d6 b9 HSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. ; _6 D4 B& M- J1 \1 ?5 D, k" g
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. ) e0 T% S9 ]2 z; J' t
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9 ?: j3 a2 ^& ?1 A+ LFirst date: Meet her parents.
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Third date: Wedding night.
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 2 q" g% O+ [: H. m2 M2 s C
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
9 {2 \6 F! [& ~Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
$ m; x/ `$ A$ h+ [% [Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 3 a2 f& p, I' B; {. h
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LATIN WOMAN
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8 B8 q Y- a# o- oFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
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Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. $ j) X- l% [$ T6 V- v. p: T7 j
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