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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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1 ], Y0 z. v" h' Y' u! I, |A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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x% X$ X$ b3 ]) ~% P( R& n9 BFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
. H: l( d" P: T, z* wSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
3 [5 g0 B. c N8 M, N- q- H uThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. ( X, Z! Z! O9 ~, C9 q& K8 a/ }
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IRISH WOMAN:
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, k( b+ I5 x, C/ S6 y! @First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
# f( m: u; K9 Y+ nSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
4 b: v1 A9 B! }' Z20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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4 U4 r! Q' A: Z! yITALIAN WOMAN:
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, D6 Q4 Q& r/ b, `9 u0 mFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant & [& K8 R* s% E& {9 ^9 R8 D
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
; z) I* [+ L" {+ O# vThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
3 w* c/ ]0 s/ [- P) ~5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex " \ U$ p9 z1 d
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend / H) A8 n) u2 L
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JEWISH WOMAN: + _! [" k! Y; f8 C
% p, B' c; d8 H: {First Date: You get dynamite head. ( Y" M" D7 U, g" R8 s0 v3 n
Second Date: You get more great head. P$ ~$ [ S" q
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 6 ?; q" N+ o5 G9 D5 J. u
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POLISH WOMAN: 5 X' s5 A# [# u* {1 s
! O7 ~( R! | Y$ Y7 uFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 0 _' a1 s; o8 |
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
. _$ u# e- S$ S5 K# y4 PThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 1 U# F6 Z' j7 D: W# D
& G# }6 n& m( b2 ECHINESE WOMAN:
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" W; D; C0 p g" O4 U& E& cFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
1 l0 C/ }; S- D4 jSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
L, L6 a+ }% X5 G4 T3 g/ \8 v( J; aThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN: " J% D& O+ E4 t7 c/ ^( J
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First date: Meet her parents.
" y9 i% J% R# W qSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. + e9 }/ g$ T/ a, w1 ]
Third date: Wedding night.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
: f$ Y" e3 P" U y* JSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
) Z* T! L- i7 v# VThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
6 p) e: v! Z& ?9 `6 DTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN 7 a1 E" P9 M# _8 Y$ F2 k: N
) J! @+ L- V3 C& M) k7 q# SFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
8 o: M& V( Y" l5 W8 N* USecond Date: She is pregnant $ h+ @+ C% ^- e
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 9 O8 R9 l% g5 t
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