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Women Of The World! r! S4 H" A7 W& r9 X0 T+ `
$ _ t0 y. }6 X) J# l- e0 RA CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
- D; ~! e$ i% C- O! b XSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
/ e3 P$ w- E1 X/ YThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. ' ~8 g- C* g) X- W" ]% G) N2 A
$ R. e2 f: g3 D3 i' d! _2 ~IRISH WOMAN: ; b% o! t' m. X+ \; e
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 1 R0 o; q, `3 j# K' N2 t' v5 e G
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. - b6 A8 `: X% j( g: M( u
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. / P" a& y" B( S3 J9 y" D
9 c6 F% B$ i3 H; Y' ?ITALIAN WOMAN: , \3 Q. B1 s% |
0 G0 E% o$ Q# T5 g5 F4 fFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant $ V+ U2 v" b- k7 E
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
5 q4 l! x; Q7 qThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring % h" p' j+ D+ N! a5 g9 B
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
; ?6 L n7 |0 h8 M- S# g6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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, w/ C7 D6 `3 P& DJEWISH WOMAN:
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$ K& g& U- m* C" mFirst Date: You get dynamite head. ! F0 t2 U- ^8 z2 I( A, u3 y7 `. s4 P
Second Date: You get more great head. ' {4 R( ^9 h& q, T. R
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: , S5 F" h' }' e9 U2 D
2 @- q2 k6 a: HFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
8 {2 d% W% Y: j5 cSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. : a! Z j! l* ?( W# H8 ~: m
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 5 _! `, l* Q( K Z7 D+ D2 P
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CHINESE WOMAN: 7 o z' u# Q- C0 b+ p
, Z1 I/ J. f r. C v7 ^First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
3 b$ l& j/ |4 mSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. $ O$ B3 a# p9 W4 A; Q" [
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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: b( j: R: P9 f. f! M5 zINDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents. 4 Y; ], h/ P' Y; n' m% F2 M
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
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BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
: P. Q i. W& e$ x2 Z) S3 q/ oSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. * o5 G/ u- Z7 r" H
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
" q, k1 O" s6 {: V+ z: I. u$ U( eTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
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3 m7 O) s) `4 |; o# Z/ k2 s7 W4 uThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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