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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
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Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: : p/ v8 _; K k8 u% }- ^9 Z; M
$ u/ c" Q3 }" z1 j# `4 {8 DFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 4 d8 ^3 @' o) E( S# V
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ) d* k) s/ @4 G# b3 C- W/ ~0 V
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. * o: }0 W$ M5 H& g5 L# r
: K7 T+ T8 f+ b) q* tITALIAN WOMAN: 6 I: I7 O4 t a& K; J+ ]2 l K
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant 7 @: o" ?( w4 Z! f
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 1 P' Y: e! z E0 I4 k0 p
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring ( f: ^' z, m5 P! C' i
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex c+ R6 V5 [$ C+ @
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 3 D/ v9 b: h: Q5 \, Z0 `: u4 j ~* `9 `
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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% V& A6 k# N! [. j& `' V( t, HFirst Date: You get dynamite head. 1 F6 ~& \0 g% ?
Second Date: You get more great head. " L. J; @+ K v' o& ]; T' W
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. " @' \; E) s1 Q, W
, a4 w' b7 X" k8 A& cPOLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. ( W( B$ C2 C5 o s0 H* A
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 9 m2 C. J. s4 `" `' i5 g
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
, [; N# L0 g! q0 i' v- e% g" A$ |% FSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
' O* P5 X$ W' ^4 L9 b5 GThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 4 H# `- F3 b, f6 j& Z
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INDIAN WOMAN: * A: h3 M) j+ ^: e6 E
, A6 h' n+ s- SFirst date: Meet her parents.
& ^: w; w1 i" ESecond date: Set the date of the wedding. 0 M, \- G C+ |, u# k. p7 k
Third date: Wedding night. 2 n% n8 k. M% U' c8 h1 }0 v0 @
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BLACK WOMAN:
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* Q; E* R( `; ?5 tFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
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Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
, l& v) b0 L+ Z" m9 @7 lTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 4 @( H* K: s3 E/ X
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# t9 s8 |. M# o/ d) eFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car " M2 M6 @4 W5 [8 C6 K
Second Date: She is pregnant p. f' N8 Q" z3 W4 e# }0 ^- r7 {
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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