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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
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$ r" p6 D# c% u( v2 `First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 8 y+ g; h' o9 |
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
: d! N' |% u e4 y# sThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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$ |, ^7 p S' x8 {. h: @& N; PIRISH WOMAN: . `7 t2 T8 M H
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 7 S+ ]2 f* _+ s! I. `# b, v
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
5 s* [3 G! ^4 q0 K# [20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 3 E6 ^ [( A4 [; A
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ITALIAN WOMAN: ' {+ m3 r/ x" f8 Q; w
8 X, [, U# O& f! |2 J& ZFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
6 z& [# _1 A* q' \1 MSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
# q! a& s% B9 R( A: cThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
$ L5 q! L- B3 \2 e2 Q( I7 s: j. S5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex + K0 |- c$ Q: u7 B) z. W
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 4 \' j. [' h* s! n
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First Date: You get dynamite head. + O! M& j# L* O- s2 L/ X8 c9 o
Second Date: You get more great head. ! ]: m v2 C$ z2 K0 [/ I6 |
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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' w0 }4 N2 E; s+ \POLISH WOMAN: ! L# [% m$ _+ w/ U: U* Q1 n
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
9 S9 g: i9 B3 Q8 d1 x9 HSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. . Y# p/ ?4 u9 w$ i3 a; e7 o) ^4 j
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 4 l) P, \; K" N; T3 U. w% O
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CHINESE WOMAN: ; {+ L5 H- w: F% p. t
& L& u7 i/ ~; q& JFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
1 u( x3 p* F6 A9 D- j$ gSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
3 ^# i4 h( y1 B% [" R8 fThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 8 ^# B; m( E! v' ?& N8 ^
6 l. `# K1 }, u: L% BINDIAN WOMAN: ) x! z) Z2 ?- [5 w% ]' i
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First date: Meet her parents.
& X5 @4 `9 M0 b/ E+ J1 J) B2 JSecond date: Set the date of the wedding. " W* i7 t; L) d" i( A
Third date: Wedding night. 1 a7 t4 C6 z, m5 b1 U
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BLACK WOMAN:
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7 C1 J. v# z% b! ]; f8 @First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. . S$ v# b7 g' u F# ?0 N
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
% G% C5 @2 W7 H6 ]Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
- r# X4 ^9 h% DTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car " b U; f5 O4 `( n u- W
Second Date: She is pregnant 7 E5 d( \" m4 H& ^- ~- S
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. & m! X5 X) z7 V! L
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