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3 u- a% I& {; I1 i, ^First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. ; @' |- c) S5 l
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
( h8 J; O5 W4 q$ Y- h" W) |Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: ' u2 B4 d7 n1 W& ]+ x1 c' U
) L2 \- i5 W& nFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
2 s0 f* C0 s v( u+ HSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. % m3 H7 H! h! \1 M0 S( d2 O2 J
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant ! `$ m' M8 [" X8 B/ c& Z( S
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 0 O8 c6 |) Y: Q- L/ U
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
' A- U% p' Q% G4 J8 @/ j3 Z5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 3 h2 C% ^+ I: w$ W- m# z% X
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. 6 f& F% a# {5 w! D* a6 W& O
Second Date: You get more great head.
% |: x, B+ \8 k; e% pThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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+ R1 @+ o& [+ j, c" H! BFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
1 \; q( {- g: s6 ]2 o" ~Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. ! @% Y7 O2 ~) C9 p# [! Y2 E
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. ( [$ Q% |3 d/ L) @! y2 [; a& S
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. ' T& A; A( m. e. o# L
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
( H! g0 x" l/ G# RThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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4 f( d) r& c: z: AINDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents. % i# s' V9 M* W. H0 {8 z+ ~, z8 S
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
/ e" A7 V8 q0 hThird date: Wedding night. - p. o' P5 g1 ?3 t. r
- p) R% j' s/ R: p' w& IBLACK WOMAN: V! m) I4 U2 |' h2 N& e$ E" {4 |
5 m2 Y# [9 a$ ^3 v: E' b7 D9 C' tFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. ) s& @/ T3 H" q; }2 ]4 y
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 3 d( f8 M0 L* g) ]7 Q/ a2 I2 ^
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
$ u1 d* D& Q k! x) A# eTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 2 N7 R+ Y4 e1 W& W' `2 k
0 u5 E6 L6 z/ e& GLATIN WOMAN $ G$ V# S9 P' X# ^- Y3 L* M
3 v5 b3 b! |2 T; dFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 9 L! t! v3 O* M4 u
Second Date: She is pregnant
, ?: n$ Y' N; k3 l8 XThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 2 Z. B7 \7 x, `) s5 G
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