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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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5 d- Y$ D0 e* r: N3 ^/ S* A* S# |1 _5 pA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: . r! K6 P5 [( ?5 [( [
0 {7 \, v/ l! cFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
9 |/ e2 p8 G, c; [# g5 gSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. 1 O9 x1 F0 S. N0 o4 g9 W, B
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. ; n: V+ B5 J* K1 m6 G% o
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IRISH WOMAN:
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" g9 ^ t7 m3 [3 n+ V0 N8 OFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
$ {/ h2 p5 D; m" V3 TSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
4 U s( H5 W% x: r% E+ z: G20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN: ; G5 J+ S$ ]6 U* X
: v6 { u0 ^2 Y S# r. I3 D2 ]First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant ) O8 |2 h- x2 z' o0 q1 K& f* ]
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs ! y# l! C& e. ]3 h8 @% w3 Z
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring ' k: Y+ ] R3 O3 _7 ]2 g2 C
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 6 l* b* D+ Q, T2 x% P8 s% H9 c
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 6 D5 d2 ]# w3 X/ |
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JEWISH WOMAN: ; q# g A5 g& I7 _
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
3 P2 p" s$ x! g' B% D2 t' ]! tSecond Date: You get more great head. , {! d2 Q% m- r0 U: R0 X
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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1 X. H, ?0 i( N( y0 s f" NPOLISH WOMAN:
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& H2 e- x! u; Z. I) A: wFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
( |/ u1 f8 T$ G! q4 x& k' H1 o: Z6 XSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. : |; y/ Z& z4 a5 D1 j
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN: ) X4 B- i, j- {: Y
% n9 i5 ~( J, y- J+ ?First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 7 l$ H( @ m8 {6 D) G' A& K* r- [
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
6 K( S6 _* u& n, z& |3 X7 ?Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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1 M# [0 C6 @/ N6 q9 }: m0 YFirst date: Meet her parents. 3 _( e# f8 d$ i
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
( e2 u" u4 a3 vThird date: Wedding night. . D u: C# h: \9 A" h
5 d7 [6 E# ^9 w1 a. KBLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. * L3 q! s1 E' o7 G2 K7 H' w! M
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. 9 l+ I1 Q& N b. m m
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. . r4 [+ `8 J& E) N8 J
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN 8 f5 ~: c- N0 }9 J/ M( Q8 o
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
4 |1 ~7 y' D7 ?; ]$ G8 q' ^Second Date: She is pregnant - d$ |) M. c9 v, Q) T8 L* I
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. ' L+ B: L. l+ Q7 p2 A
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