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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 3 e' R; o& z6 A3 h' e
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
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IRISH WOMAN: & m& ~( T9 r8 N2 h! Q: I5 P; B
# U2 x5 o" S6 w+ TFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ( Y4 C/ r4 w' a; A8 Q( |# O
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. U( ?. z- P. k
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN: B8 W' u0 u. `1 A8 A1 s
8 J/ P o) A$ B( y/ _; v1 ]3 u3 uFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant Q- E2 {; x5 c1 v9 K
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs l: B% l: N: r$ v
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
/ K: R! V8 r$ a: l. F+ c: J- K7 k5 M5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
! X8 ~6 X R# d( U6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend % ]5 \& Z6 ~" G# a
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JEWISH WOMAN: 3 q) F; K1 R: c' @9 R
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
( C' W. A& }/ p4 }$ N& JSecond Date: You get more great head.
$ _0 m% F/ a) g% L( HThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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3 m2 {* e5 I9 w, ?8 z" e' CPOLISH WOMAN:
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7 ?9 s% D( S# J% zFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
( o5 l0 n/ T; z" ~- R! }" [; X& wSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 3 l' `9 ]+ f" Z. N
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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; y- c1 z1 i! W4 B$ nFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
1 m0 E) e8 }$ O% r, \+ RSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
6 f; x r4 Z7 F* [; |# O- T9 IThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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% }, G' B: k* x& z- ?! N5 QINDIAN WOMAN: " E4 L; W [% U% R7 p
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First date: Meet her parents. % _5 d; }6 ?) m- C, y- G) k' b) R- K
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
: h/ b' c$ ?' @% wThird date: Wedding night. $ c- A" W$ ?/ r. I
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BLACK WOMAN: 3 K: y" b; U4 e" X' J: E
* ^1 s {7 {4 E" \First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. # l I7 ~) g2 y9 M
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
7 X7 Q& ~) I; ]9 \Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
5 g: l! i9 V0 H' i: A+ R% `: mTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 8 w# _* U2 b. m1 W* j0 _) H
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LATIN WOMAN : k# `% W$ @' J$ x5 [2 M
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car
' d q1 ? ?9 c+ h$ \Second Date: She is pregnant $ C! }4 n1 ~$ B0 L ?! y
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. ' n: K" l( M6 V* K) U) I! e
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