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Women Of The World
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4 }5 l2 d8 A# c' c- ZA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: / b# q0 w) D' ?) N) v( G/ ]: N- K
) t3 q- [# q4 A; ^3 G2 x) tFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
' I5 g3 q6 v9 _% TSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. 5 Z3 q. o1 ~% K3 T" O4 c" |
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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* ^. b+ P9 g; {$ O5 f7 R }( e. J4 FFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
1 K( B4 m* \9 _. ASecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. $ V% q# [# m5 W1 y7 T( P" c- t! S
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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$ \! |0 t/ T% i$ p- N* ?ITALIAN WOMAN: 9 E! z% {* y. e' z, R
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
, d& C; V+ i7 c8 E3 Y% \" N; L- iSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
0 T% c4 N7 H0 |4 B& [Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 1 [# x* z1 z. S0 ^5 n6 v
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 8 l2 g- W6 _0 d
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend i4 E! I6 [' o5 v( Z. \& N
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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: |$ H0 E# b2 D6 n! f; }$ y2 ?% E4 I9 x% V( PFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
) i0 [3 i( \8 z+ B1 [Second Date: You get more great head. - R& B/ d7 C! O/ [/ j) @* R
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: ' W2 V8 T( T4 }: d
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
/ q5 K4 U) G L6 Q: o1 t; v0 pSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. ( L3 H/ }# w8 W' I1 Z" m5 k0 m+ C
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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( S% o( H' ?- l9 v# y6 p' LCHINESE WOMAN:
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. \0 F; ^8 A. H% X' W" u6 WFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
5 V- i! e2 v. [+ D* A; aSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
, P9 H+ V. L1 }: qThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 7 n2 d/ S" m' m, F1 D' ?, d1 D: A/ h
- l* t* W+ R0 |1 Y) vINDIAN WOMAN: 3 P9 }# n$ X) l; V3 U
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First date: Meet her parents. |! V2 B4 W& w0 \: A: m+ A9 M
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. 9 g2 `- P- W. d F# w- e
Third date: Wedding night. 7 Z2 j5 h4 G5 F( A4 u' c
# L( `: _$ f. p! L+ n3 WBLACK WOMAN: 0 u0 ~" s4 @5 V2 ~& `, a1 l1 |( Y
! J7 g- b! l A! xFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. ! D) `% }: W0 h+ ?7 ^
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
4 l( u4 z6 E. t! b# M9 R+ xThird Date: You get to pay her rent. ! l V- V& o V. b' c3 j
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! + r8 w M2 u4 a3 v# b
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LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car . _7 w, e9 |- Z9 ~ B3 y6 L$ l3 p
Second Date: She is pregnant - f" C7 S; y; \3 n
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 1 L& a! j- U9 \; ~# v { t' \/ X
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