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Women Of The World; R. t4 u3 A3 w2 \
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 5 C" n& p7 l' o8 l1 \
/ ]" V' X7 L; J. D! AFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
0 D: z& G" d" S) kSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
0 b" _; Y, m8 `8 `$ I3 z$ S0 LThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. / p- K9 ?5 B6 _! F4 I! Z
6 ]! f) x& h5 T! S" EIRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. & n: A0 o& j! i. A/ e
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
8 e! S+ k$ V% |" g i4 O; c2 ?+ Q# v20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 1 f$ ^9 {* ~0 s8 j& {
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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$ D8 w3 }8 x. a, s' XFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant $ w0 o3 Y, p, k1 u2 f9 P8 }
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
& k1 d7 H( Z2 @$ g3 ^: |Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring 4 \! W0 o+ w7 C) P: S
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
9 o& @# X8 g6 `* n6 L6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend ; v& Y7 ]$ D; r3 {7 ^0 y6 e; U3 L
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JEWISH WOMAN: 1 }% q9 H' | b4 a( x
5 p9 U' Q- i' y uFirst Date: You get dynamite head. % y* P1 L" [# V Z e4 R
Second Date: You get more great head. 9 A5 T3 S# w6 v
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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/ ^9 j5 j/ ~2 r5 j' zPOLISH WOMAN: * o0 D' w: ?0 ^$ c9 j* i( d; h' m
- V2 n/ o' A/ @First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
" H% @+ B9 A* j) x+ hSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 7 q9 E9 i% S- w6 O8 |
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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8 G" N# I4 D3 V/ v; b" @CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
4 _/ k5 Q" T/ v$ u6 cSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. ) _+ N5 v q$ Z
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 0 D; K# s. P* B3 z
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INDIAN WOMAN:
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1 m/ A1 J( g) y4 kFirst date: Meet her parents.
; m$ x, R) }& w2 p; V/ U" V! n, ~Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
8 \; V0 u. F% wThird date: Wedding night. 1 r! F; c$ }0 V. @9 s, ^& |! X
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BLACK WOMAN:
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3 a# k& L4 x: Q. ~& e( \First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
9 w3 n7 d: J1 O0 x* O2 E: BSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
$ y6 {; O0 m2 E) c* uThird Date: You get to pay her rent. * @ z Y; _& {+ _; `/ r, S, L
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! - b2 v2 r# v. ?4 w( s
4 g# [" O" z' C9 [2 `LATIN WOMAN - I6 j, G) _3 U% s8 V+ ]7 C. \3 K& S- v7 T; e
: f/ X( a) H6 o3 _: ~ JFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car ; [& `5 F% m" i% j" \
Second Date: She is pregnant 0 q( h- a( q+ _
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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