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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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4 ~& i: S6 x$ `! R" w/ RA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: 2 T2 q! u4 V. U
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
. H5 v- L4 T- {+ H: kSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
# Y# J( M+ Q+ {9 T. K" j! G* y' OThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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+ O; z% \, {! O8 iIRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
6 |7 G# w' m5 MSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ! _; T( _, @& b( P! T) J8 n
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. . Q7 D% J+ ]: _1 N
+ d8 X) Y$ H# dITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant : n1 i/ {2 h& O: r9 \5 t R
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 8 v& \6 ] @* H; _( V
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
& m3 Q3 d I j0 {( n: a5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 4 a! ^" b) X2 s2 m
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 8 E5 B% }+ M M
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JEWISH WOMAN: 3 Q$ z+ P e' V5 p0 P
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First Date: You get dynamite head.
4 X+ F4 y; _; a& aSecond Date: You get more great head. 7 p8 ]' E; D; y) a" a2 u
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN: 5 U* j; {9 g U4 ~/ U# p- B* b
6 Y9 @& l! X UFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. ' ]5 H+ p4 [; t3 C2 `% K
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 3 C1 W7 G8 l9 J a0 o' U% N
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
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8 z7 P6 G; g/ W! ^6 H) gCHINESE WOMAN:
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: a5 G' A' J0 V' \# }3 bFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
2 [7 n& b4 U1 p7 \# A) F+ HSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
" a! h% N1 v" IThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. Z, D' G$ }) x' ?
% I% P. N$ e4 v+ c) L. ~7 PINDIAN WOMAN: % u, ~# L% x. w/ c1 p3 |5 K5 p
5 Y% ?5 t9 v! b; F. |+ s# _( I, dFirst date: Meet her parents. h: V# y* e7 I2 U% c/ O. O
Second date: Set the date of the wedding. " c% m$ | L* {0 q5 Y
Third date: Wedding night. + h+ L# T# _6 k' w0 z
% J) M/ ?; M: `( S" i0 rBLACK WOMAN: 0 j1 R3 B9 S) p/ `6 k0 Y$ O6 p
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
/ N. I( g1 O, S& ~, [7 ISecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
9 e6 N& x# m& T6 a" k$ K$ d" a) E$ fThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
; s% h- |3 l7 n+ `, c- ~Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! ; b* c2 @) G. Q- j5 x$ P. q
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car % }4 v7 T. e4 m: Z
Second Date: She is pregnant ' Q2 m2 M% n' m0 r6 y2 F! T
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 7 G1 X" e- R6 o( p$ N6 h( e- q9 ]7 Y& v
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