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' ^9 i' t4 u) f+ p" nA CAUCASIAN WOMAN: + Y+ V* d# L: d* H! U( q: `
% L6 d6 r$ }: Y- o' A2 H4 fFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
5 P: b5 i! x+ ~( M" t5 m' J9 ^Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
2 E. N1 S) }; a: u) v% G8 bThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN: 3 x! R1 ?' B; z3 t- P! p
$ a2 U, {& P4 w7 eFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
# `) w1 f# R* ?6 r: i5 USecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
4 b' @" w. g2 w0 }& X20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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ITALIAN WOMAN: ; i5 Q" ]0 [3 O( R' A7 i
' `4 O9 e4 Y+ T; X6 R) W4 \' W/ dFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
, z8 \$ _* v! y3 P3 _. ?Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
; }4 v/ u/ f: A" i1 \( ~Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
4 k* |* f" T/ e8 G; w5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
1 |! b4 t4 b) ]/ g6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend / V7 x6 i' n, L* R% y* ?5 Z4 O
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JEWISH WOMAN: k$ C7 I- t; h1 S! _8 Q8 P/ Y
3 T% [9 l2 ~3 o( L ~6 ^1 I: ~First Date: You get dynamite head.
$ k. Z: N8 r3 ^1 O0 CSecond Date: You get more great head.
' r* g1 E# J$ e; Q- n# HThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. + G, |% z' w3 K+ C; |: `
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, l. [" [* W! J$ U( u$ F) VFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. 6 M, P1 Y1 p1 Q: G, n
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. : {* K1 W: j1 T! |' b3 i% @# R
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. ' ]( r7 x* E3 ^5 W9 A
6 ?9 E, {6 [4 T& zCHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
$ l5 D# v$ i7 I& p3 d- m- h; Z6 WSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 9 u' L* b- l0 T- B. {# D
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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: f! }8 u: f, r' O! UINDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents.
- P9 J& D$ t; K: N8 _$ k& mSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.
, W& ]7 }# j, B* j8 BThird date: Wedding night. ) X9 O/ P2 q' y: k+ e% j
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BLACK WOMAN: * J3 y2 [; z2 z
. f$ B2 N; Z" WFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. % y4 M b# r g9 ^
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. X2 v; ^# n6 m+ c6 W1 Y) Q
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
- O1 ?, a/ ~4 P' P/ M# ?- ~Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 3 w, ?! ?( i8 s
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LATIN WOMAN
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 9 I2 k6 m( u9 |/ N4 R- G
Second Date: She is pregnant
t* O: w2 d, t! E, ~6 gThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. ( U1 j2 N1 d; [, z! d: F/ L& {
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