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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: * C! ]$ H& Y$ ]! H
5 S. k# o# Q: G0 V- n* Y5 QFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
( k R/ L4 P3 D/ o% }/ RSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
) S, ?+ y2 r( I1 h- i7 x: mThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. - I8 S3 i, R2 W) G2 m
6 A- {; H6 g8 l& \& sIRISH WOMAN:
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& z% h8 _* x/ \9 MFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
: A; h% C) \3 oSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
* O$ n% s$ o. ^20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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' a2 L! N4 j, S" @ITALIAN WOMAN: ; _* a% M- i3 k7 y$ H* s
" }1 b3 i; U# ^$ |# j0 L4 |- L9 kFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant 8 B$ t- Y& ~( @ T- w+ t$ u, c2 x
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
: G0 @. A* j; xThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
8 ]) {' U/ {. S+ U) D% R5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex ) J9 j& V/ S% m, o
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 4 E8 \' G7 o) e: ~
4 n8 ?# k( E$ \4 I( u: Z9 WJEWISH WOMAN:
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) b$ c' A5 @* w4 W% v3 eFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
: N) j( y' {8 V, B* e' i9 XSecond Date: You get more great head. 1 T% T- k0 M, H, q$ } t* k
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
2 k, {6 h; y, r3 RSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
0 ^1 b# C. k7 |Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. $ \$ O. M4 f3 T' o% A) B x$ c$ K
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CHINESE WOMAN: 1 E8 ]; y+ G+ @ W3 O7 k" I
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
t$ Y' z+ w$ @7 ESecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. 3 o$ l# N- t7 v2 _& y' y
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 1 y0 I7 F, P4 l2 M% ^; W) [1 _$ D
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INDIAN WOMAN: - q H7 F: g: S _4 [, r4 [' b
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First date: Meet her parents. " R; l" h" q( j
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
6 ^* {% [* q7 E; Y+ VThird date: Wedding night. 0 _4 g3 M/ C& _" d1 _9 D1 t
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BLACK WOMAN: 4 k' f9 T( a7 L5 h* g9 q
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
3 R# n" h0 I4 _. V5 WSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
* \, x) M* e# b7 eThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
4 @! P& K: L4 L% X% JTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! ! W: l$ T/ s5 A/ l7 I V
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* y( v: |) K l( B3 T" [* ]First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car + U- f2 k( @" p7 I# c
Second Date: She is pregnant
2 _; h0 G' a* b7 Z1 WThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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