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Women Of The World
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: * y2 [- y* U9 U* u' f* T
& e/ E5 y% \, Y3 UFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
2 w! m2 D1 S& k$ G GSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.
, |9 f n; W) y; k" S Z3 O4 UThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. ! T; I) f1 ] _/ t6 H
" \% ?" B4 d( m. u& N- M# u5 lIRISH WOMAN:
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* y8 d M5 _8 ~6 c4 E2 f' nFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
* t( [7 p& H5 k/ FSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
) H" G$ {+ R H+ \7 |20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ; ?+ Z* m3 W" p2 g: `6 ]! _
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ITALIAN WOMAN:
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; H$ K; K! L v. W$ U3 o" UFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
; k8 x C* W: d6 mSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 9 d" B5 _5 j# Z/ ]$ u: [5 Q3 i% ~
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
, i1 p( Y w" ]5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
- u8 M7 M& x7 L* v6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 3 i$ ?0 i1 x: c+ c4 X
" ?+ V! M7 T C/ o& GJEWISH WOMAN: ) y( v j% l. n. E
$ S) H& U) a% \First Date: You get dynamite head. 4 t7 p. w) f4 h3 d f3 @
Second Date: You get more great head. , E- I% J) R, H) `2 D
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. D+ ?, l8 A% T! N) t
3 q2 l* T3 H5 }& EPOLISH WOMAN: - x- a. n7 w. k# O6 ]9 M' }
$ C" t3 A; P% E- d/ K: Z4 PFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. ~" C% W& _0 }& g& }
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. ~% u$ }4 P/ g( a! X& d
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. 9 g! G* j; N) i+ [* r7 T: o
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. * x9 ~* r; u/ u1 q) f, F) p
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. ) w8 E: P$ v& ?0 y4 ?5 x* H
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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/ c; X! {4 {4 |. m1 i* w: {INDIAN WOMAN: 5 \( J* Z8 j5 ^. T7 Y! i- P6 m
1 x) O+ j, `" L& n/ O6 q8 BFirst date: Meet her parents.
/ Q) N: d. x$ q9 Q, `6 R: W! ~Second date: Set the date of the wedding. 8 P6 ~+ J% R/ g0 R& w1 ~" X
Third date: Wedding night.
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- y& h% ^; ?% r5 i! FBLACK WOMAN: * Y6 s# n y7 X, T" [0 u4 O
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. . w9 w, z4 Y. t, d p8 k, s1 U; F
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. - q* f; N' G5 w ]3 Y6 h
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
5 p- U- ?" i+ g# {# xTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! ; ]7 u3 Z- e/ }) \
, Y2 n; k% N9 {- F/ a) y/ hLATIN WOMAN 9 Q, a# O0 @5 b% r) f
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car + F2 y, O8 @ T* [( u4 L' j
Second Date: She is pregnant 5 H% n8 U/ t6 ~1 Y) `( R+ q- J' Z* t
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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