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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: - W8 W0 A. O8 K ~, z
. D* T. d T1 C2 FFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. * L* F$ ]8 ^$ V1 g) k2 [3 ?& H
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
- }/ u3 k. p" DThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
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IRISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
8 n8 t' R& J" l8 S% l; zSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
2 Y2 \1 q; z5 r$ j% \ E( }20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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4 G+ o0 V# s: u5 oITALIAN WOMAN:
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First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant 2 }( @* `$ w& B0 d8 J6 `% K
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
6 m' d$ t6 \: M" }' m& M3 ~Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring ; j7 \$ i- L( [( j5 v6 j# Z! ^
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex * W6 N% m& K; S7 r2 }% S3 L
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 6 w; K H/ [3 R& c+ c* Y0 o4 J
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JEWISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You get dynamite head. : k% x( z% Q V% K4 l1 W4 Q
Second Date: You get more great head.
$ R3 a$ b& @1 E' B, c4 v$ M. TThird Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. ( G8 }; r8 O9 A( }& V# |. [
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
8 m" ?4 F3 L& Y! k4 \Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
+ C$ I% G, R o& L" C( `( vThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. - X! s. f- z$ y7 }
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CHINESE WOMAN:
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1 s! X5 E( R# }First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 4 w, c4 n; {4 J0 P2 ]) y. w; d
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
8 d& [! m9 u7 R' ?Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
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6 d6 R7 w0 ~. F" n8 P/ R5 fINDIAN WOMAN: ( K, [4 @! B# o. v$ \1 i8 g
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First date: Meet her parents.
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 6 ]9 X" J" }7 @! @
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
/ V3 @+ q' N6 B. d% e0 wThird Date: You get to pay her rent. : { W, L5 q7 q* x3 C
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! " L) _ ?5 y. H5 }# N
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First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car & b8 M, E6 i- x2 O
Second Date: She is pregnant
4 {1 p2 Z' z6 m5 [5 i1 LThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. 7 h0 l& x3 x/ D, G
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