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E兄不厚道,有笑话留一半,我来发个全的:
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First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
9 W' Z7 P, i7 }( R2 Z* DSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. 9 i$ ]" t+ J6 z3 V, j
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. 7 Y7 X! r2 n4 m% L& Y. }1 B: v
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IRISH WOMAN: 9 \' h$ F$ [ x. B5 Q
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First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
1 j: ?: r4 m; ]7 ASecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
7 q- u8 I* J8 v. s! k20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. / b9 I! S3 \1 S" a# O8 K$ L9 p5 C- d
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ITALIAN WOMAN: 7 A7 X% i% Q# N6 s! M
8 c! k" j# h/ T: I. t+ uFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
# ?& R: e- o# H/ Q2 P cSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs # w/ u) I/ s; H* w2 K8 D/ X5 }
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring
2 j3 ] J7 X, b+ O3 A1 h5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
2 L$ L) X! }3 o/ }/ a! z9 {6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
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JEWISH WOMAN: 2 t6 y t% i h# x* x" {/ a# m
* b: `/ I3 S! X2 j% b! MFirst Date: You get dynamite head.
- }3 N. g5 t& [- g* ^. {9 ISecond Date: You get more great head. 1 q# \. y) j# l, M$ ^
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. ! z2 g9 z8 O( I% F3 o* H# u
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POLISH WOMAN:
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
6 m# P4 Y! J5 ?% y: L7 ]Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
4 d2 q4 ?: D0 OThird Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. $ J2 p( ]) Q; h; P1 C; p0 {( H
" E9 T3 r8 d; R6 `; WCHINESE WOMAN:
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First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
+ P; `, m( [5 y( e$ G( YSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
/ {9 e& M) J8 I. W9 |2 k5 E& S. ?1 WThird date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 9 v; y& G) ^1 S
3 D8 J3 _- g+ g+ G @5 {; LINDIAN WOMAN:
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First date: Meet her parents. , {& ~. v" U: p5 P
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
0 J* G) D7 U6 y; w) NThird date: Wedding night. . I& D; h+ c" o: m2 J9 N
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BLACK WOMAN:
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First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
$ r$ n* e- W( i- Z: B% K8 qSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
1 L; G! k" @7 u, X$ DThird Date: You get to pay her rent.
* w# q+ T' ]* o0 s" n" L+ o) {& e. MTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
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LATIN WOMAN
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6 G$ D) g5 d# I- R6 g* \- M+ o6 ]$ I3 tFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car ( a% i3 z4 |, B& ?- G d
Second Date: She is pregnant 4 a |3 ]8 h! w W8 T
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
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