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转发个政治不正确的笑话

热度 25已有 1257 次阅读2019-1-15 10:59

I painted my laptop black so it would run quickly.

Now it doesn't work.

Then I painted white, hoping it would work hard.

Now the whole system is corrupt.

Then I painted it yellow, hoping it would fix itself.

Now the drivers have crashed.

回复糊里糊涂 2019-1-15 12:09: Then I painted it green, hoping it would be peaceful.
Now the laptop has bombed itself.

回复清凉山 2019-1-15 14:24: 糊里糊涂: Then I painted it green, hoping it would be peaceful.
Now the laptop has bombed itself.

回复料理鼠王 2019-1-15 20:20: 糊里糊涂: Then I painted it green, hoping it would be peaceful.
Now the laptop has bombed itself.

回复洗心 2019-1-15 21:52: 糊里糊涂: Then I painted it green, hoping it would be peaceful.
Now the laptop has bombed itself.

回复王不留 2019-1-16 00:06: 糊里糊涂: Then I painted it green, hoping it would be peaceful.
Now the laptop has bombed itself.

回复皇家骑警总监 2019-1-16 00:23: 糊里糊涂: Then I painted it green, hoping it would be peaceful.
Now the laptop has bombed itself.

回复 tanis 2019-1-16 04:06: 糊里糊涂: Then I painted it green, hoping it would be peaceful.
Now the laptop has bombed itself.
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