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东哥案疑似最新警方对话泄漏
探长:Hey Wong! We just brought in a Chinese guy. Can I borrow your Chinese speaking skills for a little while? You said your grandpa was from somewhere mountain. (小王!我们刚抓了个中国家伙。你能过来当会儿翻译吗?你不是说你的爷爷是来自中国的什么山嘛(注:可能是指台山))
王探员:Sure thing! (没问题!)
探长:Mr. Liu. Did you rape this lady?
刘总:我操!
探长:Wong, what did he say?
王探员:He said “I fucked”. (他说我操)
探长:Mr. Liu, I’m asking you one more time: Did you rape this lady?
刘总:你们胡说什么呐?我今天真是日了狗了!
王探员:He said “who are you talking about? I today fucked a girl”.
探长:What a scum! Write down this please: Criminal Sexual Conduct – completed. (真是人渣! 记录写上:插入式行为完成)
探长:Look. We’ve got proof of sexual conduct already. Now we need proof of using force by this guy. Wong, what is his name again? (嗯,我们已经有了性行为完成的证明。现在我们还需要证明这家伙使用了强力。小王,他叫什么名字来着?)
王探员:Qiang Dong Liu, means Force East Liu (刘强东)
探长:Bingo! Now we got proof of force. (现在我们能证明有强啦)
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