/ m* V1 X7 F, L* u- W( E“大行皇帝遗诏:从来帝王之治天下,未尝不以敬天法祖为首务。敬天法祖之实在柔远能迩、休养苍生…….”这个读遗诏的人肯定就是隆科多了,原来我穿越的时间地点这么巧,竟然目睹了康熙传位给雍正的宣读遗诏场面,太刺激了,我摸摸兜里,居然我的IPhone和我一起穿越过来了,我都想发个围脖直播这里的场面,铁定大火。又一想,他妈的清朝有3G4GWiFi吗! 8 f; T0 ]( ?& r“多罗贝勒皇八子胤禩,人品贵重,深肖朕躬,必能克承大统。着继朕登基,即皇帝位,即遵舆制,持服二十七日,释服布告中外,咸使闻知。”听见隆科多说即位的是八阿哥,我当时就傻了,没有搞错吧?& L9 s9 g/ A+ q& l) H: c8 {; m& I. M
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大殿里面跪着的那些王子们官员们居然鸦雀无声,根本不是想象中的剑拔弩张的情景,那些可能只是电视剧里面的杜撰吧。倒是我们这排太监里面有人惊呼了一句“Oh my god”。扭头一看我差点笑出来,我们这排穿太监服饰的人里面好几个连我都看出来不对劲,有一个金毛的白人;有一个一看就是学生的人,胡子茬从下巴上冒出来了,还敢冒充太监;还有一个带眼镜的胖子,镜框上有两个字母LV。加上我,感情今儿个集体穿越了。$ F |$ d7 P/ H! X* ^2 j: h
$ C0 t, A2 e4 q& u4 J隆科多把黄绢交给了跪在前排的另一个矮胖子,那个矮胖子接了黄娟直了直腰就站了起来,地上跪着的其他人马上趴地上行三拜九扣的大礼。八爷挺有风度,说了一句“弟兄们都快起来吧,咱们议议先皇的丧事该怎么办?老四你先说说?”趴地上的老四头也不敢抬,嘴上说“八弟,不,万岁,愚兄,不,微臣觉得这先皇的丧事应该有万岁做主,臣弟们操办就可以了。”; |# K# O$ h; X; O) [
忽然八爷变了脸色,“老四,先帝传位与朕,朕知道心里最不服的就是你,但是万没想到,你居然敢安排下刺客打算行刺朕。”老四吓的体如筛糠,说“万岁您这是冤枉我了。”“胡说!”八爷手指者我们这行太监“这群太监里面几个人听见先帝传位与朕,就目露凶光,分明是你老四安排的刺客。乾清宫侍卫,把这几个刺客拿下!拉出午门就地正法!”马上就来了一批穿黄马褂的带刀侍卫,从太监群里面把金毛的洋人,戴眼镜的胖子,学生和我拉了出来,拖着就奔了午门。8 |1 m! J) ~/ a G. f3 y, q
" m; s* |0 Y# N/ y2 O) Q5 k0 G$ ?8 Q我心说我怎么这么倒霉,别人穿越回去要么享受荣华富贵,美女环绕,要么成为干城栋梁,我这穿越是来送死的吧,这段经历和书上记载的历史怎么不一样呢?老八当了皇上,没有老四什么事?!拖拉到了午门外,侍卫们举起了明晃晃的钢刀。我说完了,这穿越的太不值了,还不如老实在家打电脑,当宅男。眼睛不由自主的去看侍卫手里的刀,那把刀真亮真亮,晃的我眼睛都睁不开了。5 f8 R. g7 j/ ^( l7 \
8 B; t! h5 O# m) |) P* y7 \( {又是咣当一声,我觉得身体一坠,屁股坐在了一把椅子上。等我的双眼恢复了视力,却发现坐在了一间宽敞明亮的大屋子里面,看看屋里的装饰,这回绝对不是清朝了。另外几位和我一起穿越的哥们也都在椅子里发呆。我们的身体就像是被吸在椅子上一样,手脚都能动,就是不能起身。 3 M' K( i E5 w: b! c* m7 M ' T! f0 q$ u8 w) l/ f, Q前面的一堵墙无声地升起来,墙后面宽大的写字台那边大大咧咧地坐了一个人。一开口就滔滔不绝。 ) b+ t( I. \4 }! c" N- V“欢迎各位来到我们的时代,按照你们的纪年算法的话就是公元2350年。”8 m" H+ U% ]3 P9 V$ d! n; Z
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“瞧我这记性,忘了做自我介绍了,我姓韩,叫韩是民,担任穿越人口管理局十九二十二十一世纪处副处长的秘书的执行助理的办公室干事。很高兴能为你们服务。”6 f5 y6 _- l. ~
3 h5 g4 Y. r& b0 [/ m; K* a“抱歉让你们受了点惊吓,刚才我们的科学家们为你们做了一个详细的体检,为了让你们在体检的时候不感到无聊,特地给你们放映了一部惊悚片4D全息电影,电影的名字就叫《雍正来了》内容是你们那个年代很流行的辫子剧,希望你们能够喜欢。”$ v& y4 k1 U/ I
; j; T" d; J1 }/ b( e0 f& [/ o“让我们现在做一个智力测验,考考你们的历史知识,你们的回答将作为体检结果的一部分,决定你们的命运。”; A7 F5 p, E2 G6 `
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“Mr.史密斯先生,您能说说你刚才看的电影情节里面有什么不对劲的吗?”8 \& f/ ^2 }) N2 x: P( d
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金发洋人史密斯操着有点洋味的汉语,摇头晃脑地说:“这情节明明就不对吗,明明是四阿哥当了皇帝,你们的电影里居然是八阿哥当皇帝,这个电影真是Bullshit.”8 R# t h7 s, y; \7 d( a ]
2 @# E- ^: R$ I8 M/ u“谢谢你Mr.史密斯先生。下面请带LV眼镜的胖子先生接着谈。”; y) R4 R4 M7 N0 z7 m2 b( e. i
& s; S0 U6 J- X7 g7 Q4 Y! s! f3 wJoe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television, ( [, i4 W( I2 M- XNorth Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe - W+ m3 I8 e0 j. t. g4 F K c( j
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Rosenberg, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom , C9 T! ~3 s7 s, Z5 A9 D! k$ HBrando, The King And I, and The Catcher In The Rye, ' h4 z+ W( ~* a
' q' j" Y! w) [ e2 V. E+ ^Eisenhower, Vaccine, England's got a new queen, 8 r$ A+ B: \! j- c& sMarciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye : X/ v ~' r! l$ N9 I0 c ! ^" d' g( f$ a! cWe didn't start the fire 1 B* q8 z& @+ T- ?5 t" Y
It was always burning 2 G$ _3 X% E3 [
Since the world's been turning % B7 N0 |! ~2 D9 U) V; u: L- qWe didn't start the fire 4 L8 P9 i: v9 K% h& S# l0 B2 W! _. TNo, we didn't light it # ~; Y# D( W* YBut we tried to fight it , h& j: s9 _. j* q7 T
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Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiov, 6 l& |3 {* ^3 O& L# O
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc . ~2 [; L( u4 t& q$ W& P, S7 O" _7 H d$ `& \7 _4 _# t
Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dacron, : `# v% E; L% y+ F! n7 z( ^9 i1 p% |) U0 `Dien Bien Phu Falls, Rock Around the Clock + m0 P+ G) b Z $ k9 Q, p5 P2 S$ dEinstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team, ; x9 k6 P" [6 o) S5 Q1 X
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland ) ~ u' N* w0 [7 R3 J* D4 X
( U8 \. p) X: PBardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev, 2 A. m0 r0 C: _6 m7 P. W
Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez 7 T' u( A3 X2 \, a2 P: y" [/ R! R* o# |1 W
We didn't start the fire ' ]( O- I: Z! B, wIt was always burning ' t. e) N! U' [* RSince the world's been turning $ V4 _5 w4 M6 K% B! o# `We didn't start the fire " z2 U/ l( L: o6 oNo, we didn't light it + }) x( Q6 E7 J% ^7 mBut we tried to fight it , z1 x" b6 o# x( C' `( Z. N
% ?3 Y+ F7 ^1 ?6 c8 q! xLittle Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac, ) y6 D/ r9 c9 ^ |
Sputnik, Zhou Enlai, Bridge On The River Kwai 6 ~, i% j' [/ {# ] E9 G$ O6 e! A# h 4 Y C/ K0 ]! `/ v2 c5 HLebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball, ( D C" q. O0 i9 [- z
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2 x" }$ y9 {* i& y0 V2 k( kBuddy Holly, Ben Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia, ! L% @4 Q. r7 z- q- eHula Hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go " {5 M+ y0 ] l7 G+ H
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It was always burning - t9 H4 n9 P. G) i$ w7 W" E* v) nSince the world's been turning 9 u$ r; @8 h9 S; v0 oWe didn't start the fire + o1 ^ G2 F. _9 x# V
No, we didn't light it 6 o6 s9 x2 P5 s2 ~) `But we tried to fight it * d2 v) ?) ]4 D& b/ b4 T8 d# Y. [% y1 W- i3 n1 t5 E
Hemingway, Eichmann, Stranger in a Strange Land, # k$ t# r$ B# ^# d3 ^' O" A9 y
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion . y) a j% v6 |
" q' \- ~5 M+ v7 S. GLawrence of Arabia, British Beatle mania, . H! B+ A B8 N, `& VOle Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson " l% i5 x3 Y: D# z* H l1 u3 T3 f
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J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say 3 U5 t6 E4 Y: q9 q0 j& H& r) E1 s9 y' \( R
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It was always burning / {* l3 j! B. _8 D* B' W# aSince the world's been turning : q; W+ O! v! |1 E% m7 E# U/ aWe didn't start the fire 8 g7 l( z: S$ TNo, we didn't light it 2 ? B6 q7 y) g4 A T% F
But we tried to fight it . C9 P$ Z# i6 ~/ k1 C1 ^3 x $ _ @/ B6 g2 E! e1 D, CBirth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again, # `! ~0 e+ d p$ F6 a" fMoonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock 1 r m0 k& h( A, E3 _; _
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It was always burning 3 D/ s9 J( p" k+ c( NSince the world's been turning ; Z. c: v2 T# p D zWe didn't start the fire 4 k9 p: f) Q! L' U( M6 h' H( V* t4 C
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Since the world's been turning ) M4 n6 Y- \: Q. g$ b; U/ hWe didn't start the fire... 作者: 山菊 时间: 2013-10-16 02:42
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