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爱尔兰女人第一次约会就喝得酩酊大醉，然后就XXOO。第二次又喝得酩酊大醉，然后又XXOO。第三次又喝得酩酊大醉，然后又XXOO。作者: 王不留 时间: 2012-2-28 05:30
erha 发表于 2012-2-28 05:23 6 @0 Y; o' o B( T0 A1 r; E爱尔兰女人第一次约会就喝得酩酊大醉，然后就XXOO。第二次又喝得酩酊大醉，然后又XXOO。第三次又喝得酩酊 ...
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这个笑话的笑点很高。。。。。。。 # z/ w1 o% _$ H( P6 i7 ]7 {俺在波士顿见的爱尔兰小姑娘木有这么开放啊。。。。。作者: 草蜢 时间: 2012-2-28 06:32
非洲那个主要是自然选择的结果。因为那基因可以防疟疾。作者: 草蜢 时间: 2012-2-28 06:38
至于北欧那个皮肤癌，本来北欧那特白的皮肤就是自然选择的结果，北欧的日照强度太低，人太黑会影响维生素D的制造和吸收。但欧洲崛起以后，这帮白人后裔遍布了全世界。还一天到晚稀饭在阳光下暴晒，不得皮肤癌都难。作者: 苏小叫花 时间: 2012-2-28 19:22
不是说中国人的小肠比白人长一米，小脚趾少一节骨头，乳糖不耐作者: 魔术师 时间: 2012-2-29 14:48
老大，你这么大一个题目，就写这么短呐？这也太标题党了吧？5 k9 g0 K" l" m( y 作者: 维京老海盗 时间: 2012-2-29 15:52
E兄不厚道，有笑话留一半，我来发个全的：3 y$ C8 }% f9 M% ] D: X2 x
Women Of The World 3 H) `$ K: v: t. }$ z. _4 l& f" t, |* E) F% M, S R. T
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w4 O4 w3 A5 h7 p/ ?+ XFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight. 0 r, `) B7 e- X1 s. q- rSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out. 2 j$ h5 b; }) M& l
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. T9 J) H0 \" X$ U4 F6 W: ^1 t. T5 q2 t9 G' K T# @5 v
IRISH WOMAN: & B: l* q! @ I; h0 b. _( Q1 N2 d8 U1 Q # l% ~' Z) O) S2 t4 p* m9 O( BFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 6 B1 c5 l5 W5 k, I# dSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. % f" U# K" Q+ T; @20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. " P& @) f' r( g" x7 D2 B8 P. B: @
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ITALIAN WOMAN: # o( A3 P4 e" T! T: }5 @1 d 2 O& v$ r7 A; [8 M wFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant , k4 y& C3 C! c# Q) J% }5 zSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs 8 \6 l; y c }9 n" _3 f. vThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring . a& p, Z' o$ T8 m( @* K( t5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 0 j% u p* G$ m
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend 0 P6 s4 C7 h, y7 L
. k: J5 T9 y6 |# ZJEWISH WOMAN: 9 ~: v8 V& P0 n ; c# N1 v5 j5 I3 f$ O& u' t( GFirst Date: You get dynamite head. 0 W3 {8 ]! _6 M, C
Second Date: You get more great head. 5 G; |) ~# U+ }' n# H7 P/ y( [
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. 9 f8 G2 y1 B. ]* C- X/ z
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First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address. : L+ ] l+ o: Z
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home. 2 y. l2 E: r# G2 q
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers. . s" [* u" x# J6 C2 _& s" }4 b0 Y; R0 T : X7 p2 H& Q. q- JCHINESE WOMAN: 4 n$ _& p! z: w1 A0 v- o
6 x# r7 c5 G1 J# i4 f$ S. f5 _First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. 9 X& Q0 i6 K1 X# A; v4 XSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again. % z# V' G9 ?9 f& {7 Z0 k. V3 K
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. 1 L# V9 j7 m9 X( ~! J S7 `0 F Y( q( `+ F8 l
INDIAN WOMAN: / r* |8 x5 |0 o, N. o5 s' \6 a
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Second date: Set the date of the wedding. / T$ _7 s, t" i' o1 V+ v2 u1 r- I! iThird date: Wedding night. 1 J4 E. |& G Z% z: L$ C# y1 J$ ?$ ?8 G9 t
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( h' i) Y8 D, BFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. 1 Z( g; q. T2 t& y( |+ z! HSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. / @( ~2 w3 a9 C$ y
Third Date: You get to pay her rent. 0 s! y/ X% `9 q- Z1 k& J9 K1 l% xTenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you! 8 i# ^& c! A5 ]- }. _4 f
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" `' Q9 B& P# G: k6 ^7 MFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car 9 l* w- y: R/ ?3 E, B; Q8 W* [
Second Date: She is pregnant % g) ~7 l0 D! |. w- S/ d/ b
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx. - }1 \, M. p# O9 M; l 3 H% _1 [; u7 i7 p, \作者: 平沙落雁 时间: 2012-3-1 12:47
好像达尔文医学能解释这些。糖尿病据该医学观点称是冰河时代气候寒冷食品极度匮乏，人群当中带有糖尿病基因的人因为能保持高血糖状态而存活率比一般人高，得以把该基因传递并在人群当中扩大。 ; x4 A$ g3 k F/ M/ i, I- K! ]; {. N# b( C
看见太阳打喷嚏是原始人类居住洞穴时，因为洞穴当中空气流通不好，据有见阳光打喷嚏基因的人能够自动排出鼻腔里留存的细菌而存活率高，把基因传递下去的可能性更大造成的。
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