万里风中虎 发表于 2011-7-17 21:09:13

小虎不亦快哉



1. 写了1000行程序出不了结果,检查一个月,发现少了个逗号,不亦快哉!

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2.写了两年的博士论文,然后发现被准大师抢先发表,两年后发现两个人其实都错了,幸亏丢脸的不是我,不亦快哉!


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3.导师65,他儿子6岁,见了面不知该叫世兄还是贤侄,不亦快哉!

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4.导师65,他老婆30岁,见了面不知该叫师娘还是小妹,不亦快哉!

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRep9SKnxSIS1mjBA0IRiqT2QzICWAo3FuJVizfO3HEqpB5mmsF


5.在老板家连吃四个蓝莓布丁,立刻食物中毒,得到一周假期,不亦快哉!

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSjVXKbGlV5sdcEcAj5jwZe2YS-XPQpe4zm1OviMm-_VfB-X6Xi



6. 和鼎导在爱坛打情骂俏,阿姨帮忙打掩护,有这样的大哥/姐罩着,当流氓都没问题何况确实是有证的,不亦快哉!

http://www.aswetalk.org/bbs/thread-409-1-1.html



7. 在家被鼎导骂不做饭,当场表现一道英式水煮肉片,受到全家赞赏,不亦快哉!

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8.把雪个太傅的牙酸倒,乃是俺纵横江湖数十年的最高成就,不亦快哉!

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老马丁 发表于 2011-7-17 21:22:01

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一大早起来就读到了小虎的不一块在,不亦快哉!

短刀 发表于 2011-7-17 22:14:00

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布丁的代价{:198:}

夏雨 发表于 2011-7-17 22:48:38

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第一个比较胸闷。

老芒 发表于 2011-7-17 22:50:48

这辈分有点乱,不亦快哉。

煮酒正熟 发表于 2011-7-17 23:08:31

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4.导师65,他老婆30岁,见了面不知该叫师娘还是小妹,不亦快哉!

sugar dad!

马鹿 发表于 2011-7-17 23:11:17

第一条, 我有个类似的故事, 是师兄的。

师兄毕业论文有模型, 有作品, 理论上一点问题没有, 可是不知道为啥那个作品一直不工作, 看代码没错, 看硬件也没错, 绞尽脑汁, 甚至央求各路豪杰帮助找错,。。数月后,某天我灵机一动把某个重要芯片拆下,换了个新的, 重启,全部工作正常。 从此师兄见我矮半截, 不亦快哉!

不打不相识 发表于 2011-7-17 23:49:24

老虎的版本好,老虎一出,我要退出。

王不留 发表于 2011-7-18 00:16:04

主要还是想表达6,7两条的不一块在吧。。。。。。哈哈。。。。

酸帖。牙倒的不一块在。。。

千里烟波 发表于 2011-7-18 01:31:09

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有点意思,有图有快哉

雪个 发表于 2011-7-18 05:26:31

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第2条最爽{:195:}

北宸 发表于 2011-7-18 05:37:42

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5.在老板家连吃四个蓝莓布丁,立刻食物中毒,得到一周假期,不亦快哉!

請老板到家裡吃水煮肉片, 老板回到家立刻食物中毒,大家得到一周假期,不亦快哉!~~~{:211:}

穿越 发表于 2011-7-18 06:28:02

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請老板到家裡吃水煮肉片, 老板回到家立刻食物中毒
要是老板被毒毙,小虎岂非可以接收位子,妻子,孩子,etc。五子登科,大大的不一块在 {:227:}!

河蚌 发表于 2011-7-18 07:52:27

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看来老牛嫩草是教授们的常态。

XYZX 发表于 2011-7-18 22:07:54

万里风中虎 发表于 2011-7-17 21:09 static/image/common/back.gif
1. 写了1000行程序出不了结果,检查一个月,发现少了个逗号,不亦快哉!




看到这条就想起以前调程序的日子了...

不感冒 发表于 2011-7-19 08:58:54

65 30 那个 是师生恋?还是?

小卡 发表于 2011-7-31 18:22:46

第二个好,幸好丢人的不是我,不亦快哉

石人一支煙 发表于 2011-8-1 13:57:44

蓝莓布丁竟然威力如斯

齐若散 发表于 2011-8-24 01:33:39

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还差25条,速度上报!
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